As the four young men made their way through a dark forest Bob exclaimed "Man that was some weird shit with Patrick, I thought we were gonna get a new bro!"

"Yeah but that's not our problem, it looked like something related to those superpowered people, and one thing I learned from living in the outskirts my whole life is to not mess with them," explained Ritva.

as they made small talk they slowly but surely made progress toward their goal in coming here.

"Man I still can't believe we just found a MASSIVE treehouse in the middle of the woods," Liam lamented.

"It's been six years man, and I still can't believe that you found this while running away from that mutated hairless chicken-eating monkey with dark skin and tattoos" Joe expressed

as the four climbed a large rope ladder that fell down they continued their small talk as Liam said "Hey I'm black and that's pretty racist but I do admit it was a real monkey that looked like a black person,"

"Hey stop talking about Mr. Rogers's pet monkey like that, He taught us how to garbage dive without getting caught in the richer areas," complained Bob

"Yes, and he got caught diving in the outskirts and then was beaten to death," Ritva combated Bob's claims

As the four reached the top of the ladder what they saw shocked them.

"WHY IS THERE A CHALKBOARD UP HERE!" three of the men clearly remember every item they brought up here and this chalkboard was not one of them

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"Does someone know that we aren't paying taxes on our land?!" Liam questioned, "But we don't own this land, it's abandoned so we don't have to pay taxes right." Ritva answered

before Bob could get his piece in Joe exclaimed " Suprise!"

as they all looked at him menacingly they all simultaneously shouted "WHY WOULD YOU SHOCK US LIKE THIS, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A USE FOR THIS also how did you get that thing up here,".

Joe hurriedly explained "Wow shorties calm your dicks down, and look at the text on the board "

"The Bro Code?" Liam exclaimed in a curious fashion

"Yeah, guys I thought since we have been through eight years in the outskirts together and now that we have an epic treehouse with a TV, fresh fruit from the trees we stole, and tons of other cool stuff I thought we should have a Bro Code or BC for short"

"Why did you need the chalkboard for that and how did you get it up he-" As Ritva was about to finish "Shut the fuck up."

"So the bro code is like a set of rules we follow right?" asked Liam

"Number 1. When you say Bro Code say it with both words begging letters capitalized and two, yes,"

"Sooo what are the rules?" Bob questioned Joe.

"Why did you say that with so much GAYness" Liam interrupted

"Suck my dick, Liam," said Bob calmly

"So gay, why do you want a guy to blow you." Liam calmly retorted

"Both of you shut up and listen to Joe" Ritva intervened

"Basically the first rule is (BRO'S BEFORE HOES)" Joe explained while writing it down on the chalkboard

"The second is that (IF A BRO'S IN DANGER SAVE HIS DUMBASS)" Joe continued "The final rule is (DONT HURT A BRO)" Joe finished

"You done cause if so I'm gonna go change then watch some YouTube", said Liam "Yes I'm done," Joe lamented

"Don't come into my bedroom 'cause imma jack off" Ritva disclosed.

"Alright, and I'm gonna ignore what you just said and go to sleep." Bob then promptly left.

"Alright goodnight Bob, don't watch too much Liam and Eww Ritva," Joe dismissed them then went and pulled up the latter.

"Hm that's a pretty bright light must be a YouTuber, whenever they come they always get mugged, and they just keep coming honestly stupid."