A young man looking no more than thirteen was joyfully walking down a road with a small group of teenagers aged eighteen to ten year’s old.
“Shut the fuck up Joe, I am not shorter than SpongeBob SquarePants” a someone seeming to be a female dwarf was aggravated by a eighteen year old comments on her short physic, “Ritva your as tall as Bob THE TEN YEAR OLD, and your FIFTEEN!” Joe backed his claims with undeniable evidence.
“Guys stop your making us seem bad infront of the newcomer, like look at Patrick’s face he obviously dislikes this”
Liam stepped up to stop the bullying but
in the end his attempt was for nothing
“I don’t mind” Patrick didn’t care that much.
”More importantly can you give a rundown about every major event in the past eight years” Patrick’s pupil dilated to the size of his eyes as they glowed with dark radiance.
”Bro have you been living in a rock under the sea?” Joe was clearly gobsmacked that Patrick would ask that question after all who doesn’t know what has happened in the past few years they would have hole up in their mothers basement with no friends or bitches while reading web novels and complaining about stuff their not trying to fix 🫵🏽.
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“well after the great earthquake of 2056 in America a new flower started appearing in America and Canada 🍁 and some tattoo artists tried tattooing people with the flower ink while they were drunk and realized that it gave them superpowers and blah blah blah after some stuff and conflicts they realized that the power works best if you just splash that shit inside you and let it do its thing and you get a tattoo based on where you injected it.” Liam explained.
”But that’s not all” Joe continued “ So because the americas got cool powers the rest of the world became big 😱 and they teamed up, built mechs, and went to war.”
Ritva then explained “but the war was greatly damaging the world so some super powered people teamed up with a few Mech engineers and created a separate pocket dimension and told the world to fight inside of there and after a while the war stopped when the Canadians shared the flowers”.
”BUT WAIT THERES MORE!” Bob butted in and said “After the war some dipshit was bored 🥱 and filled the pocket dimension with a shitload of monsters but the pocket dimension was breaking apart from old age and the monsters relocated in Antarctica and now some times they swim to the rest of the world and the seas aren’t safe.”
“Okay thanks” Patrick said as his body liquidated into a puddle of black sludge and slithered away to the sewers making a faint whisper “I got the info SpongeBob”.
”That was weird anyway your still short Ritva” Joe explained
“Shut the fuck up” Ritva calmly said.