Hmm... If only the first chapter of Monstrous had already come out. I mean, how much of a bomb would that be? Just an absolute blast, if that specific chapter was already available.

I mean, there's no chance any of you would want to read it, right? Like maybe right now? But sadly, it just isn't there...

Stolen from its original source, this story is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

Okay, confession time: I was padding so I could post this.

Look at that, even more padding! Just how much of an absolute waste of space will I have to put here just so I can let you guys know that the chapter's up? When will they allow me to do as I wish, and update a cool fanbase such as yourself about this newest of fictitious exploits?