Alex Kel August, a.k.a A.K.A, (damn I always want to say that), your everyday *pow*  Otaku* pow pow*

 and a *pow* hardcore fan of One Piece  *Crack*  ooh, that's gonna hurt. Anyway, where am I ? Right, One Piece, light novel, anime, manga and muffin are my only peace haven left from this shitty life of mine... oh for fuck sake let me finish my introduction here *Crash* What I'm doing? Punching some random assasin of course. Why you ask? Well, I'm pretty famous in the underworld, you know? The badass, handsome fighter in a steel cage kind of guy ( yeah right, 'handsome' *smirk*) shut up parenthesis. Well, some biggg mafia boss decide that I'm an eyesore  . So here I am, in a dark alley with 20 or so muscular guy lying on the ground, not a  very pretty sight... but hey am I awsome or what? Mwahahahaha * bang bang bang* Eh? Blood? WTF? *Wasted* ( insert GTA5 sound effect here)

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  - Some where in a white world with cloud as floor and infinity as ceiling-

   "No! Muffin! Come back! Don't leave me" Agh! Fuck ! That's hurt! Huhm? Where the fuck am I? What happend? 

"Apartrently you died" (???)

 Eh? Parenthesis? What's wrong with you? How can i call you parenthesis if you don't use parenthesis? Oh right, that motherf*cker shot me. Cheap bastard *mumble mumble* 

"Ahem"

 *mumble mumble* 

"AHEM"

  "WHAT? "  

"Hiiii!"  

  "What the....?" *hic hic* *sob* *hic hic* Umm... why is there a crying loli here (red hair, big blue eye, perfect oval face, soft cheek, petty body. Right in my strike zone)... Should i call the police? Parenthesis, don't know you have that kind of fetish, dude. And here I thought you were my BB onee-chan brothers in arm ( I'm in the cliche girl faction though) *hic hic sob hic hic* "Stop crying already! Goddanmit! What the fuck are you crying for anyway"

"Hiii! But... but... you're scary" *sob*

   (* Kaboom* GAP MOE! KITAAAAA) umm... parenthesis? I'm gonna call the police, you know?