~Lalala~ it's a beautiful morning with sun shine and sound of bird chirping on the tree... who am I kidding? The sun can't even shine through this damn forest's dense tree and I haven't seen nor heard any bird either, only those anoying beast roar and howl that disturb my happy sleeping time.
Yesterday after being Ksed by my own pet, it was already dark (not that it's can get any darker anyway). Therefore, I went to find a cave which was very difficult. When I found one, I had to 'convince' its owner to go away, luckily it was just another wildboar and I got surprise element so it was an easy win, without being Ks again of course. No, I don't know why the boar lives in a cave. You mind it you lose. Anything can happend in this forest anyway, I'm not even surprise if an Evil God is sealed in here. <*whistle whistle*>. Anyway, I had a whole wildboar worth of BBQ with Flash and saved the other for future. My storage even has Time-stop function, neat right? Now that food problem has been solved, let's find a way back to civilization, I miss muffin. But first thing first, it's breakfast.
"Hey Flash, fire ple...."
I turn around only to find a massive slime oggy with Flash and 4 other slimes... orz. He's even more of a playboy than me.
"No, bad slime, who the hell have a gangbang in the morning and in open view like that"
I pick the bastard up and start playing basketball again...I'm not jealous or anything, mind you.
Ok, morning excersise is over now it's breakfast time, for real. I use the bonfire from yesterday and start making soup. Flash go and pick some herb after ignited the firewood I picked up. I bring out the cauldron I purchased from the system.
Oh right, the lvl.21 Giant Wildboar gave 2100 points and the lvl.19 one I killed later give 1900 points and 2 level. I reached lvl.11 and had another slot for a DvF but sadly not enough points to actually buy one. So I bought a basic cooking set, a sleeping bag, two 15 liters water canteens,and of course UNDERWEAR, no more going comando, altogether costed a whooping over 1000 points. I have been wondering if the system is trying to reap me off.
Flash comeback with a bunch of herb that I don't know. Flash really has a talent for finding food. 15 minutes later, the soup is ready. I and Flash have a happy meal with left over meat from yesterday.
After breakfast, we set off to find a water source like a stream or something, if we can find a river the better. From then on, we will walk upstream. Human have a tendency to establish settlement near river or any kind of fresh water source. After walking for 2 hours I then realize that I have been going in a circle and walk back right at the bonfire...
*crack boom*
In a fit of rage, I throw a Tremor punch at the nearby trees which is a little too strong as I created a whole path devoid of trees.
*insert a light bulb*
Why don't I just make a path then. Mwahahahaha. I'm a genius.
*crack boom*
~walk walk walk, walk on the road of destruction~
*crack boom*
~walk walk walk, walk to the end of darkness~
*crack boom*
I get carried away and doesn't realize that the sound have gotten a little too lound. *Grrrr* Guess what? It's a bear this time.
Lvl.61 Giant Blackbear
HP: 5321/5321
MP: 200/200
SP: 821/1241
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They aren't very creative with the name, are they?
*ROAAAAAAR*
OH SHITTTTT!
-Thus another death marathon takes place-
Shit shit shit SHITTTT!! I can't take this anymore. My stamina is reaching its limit. Flash has already run out of steam and resting on my head. Useless. Why the hell you did run so fast at the beginning for? Oh, I know, let's play death. I read some where that bears don't eat dead body. I lie down on the ground and hold my breathe, hopefully the bear will just go away. (Don't try this you folks because it's bullshit).
*sniff sniff*
Go away please. Just go away. Spare this poor innocent titan.
*ROAAAR* *SMACK*
That bastard just bitchslapped me. Gahhah. I think something break. I fly through the air and land in clearing which is like a death sentence to me as I can't out run it without those dense tree. Fuck! I try to get up but fail miserablely. The bear is approaching at neckbreaking speed. Literally.
Move damnit! MOVE!
I roll on the ground barely avoid being stomp to death. But it's just futile effort. The bear make a wide turn and charge in again.
Hahh, only a day in another world and I'm already about to to die again. I close my eyes and wait for the eventual to come.
At that time *PIU* a beam of light peirce through the beast's right eye making it miss me by a hairbreath. The bear roar out in pain and go on a rampage, completely forget about a certain titan. I look to the direction the light came from and see Flash.
Thank you little buddy. I sure will reward you greatly for this.
Huh? What are you pointing at? A bush? What's about the bush? Seeing my confusion, he change into light and appear instantly beside me, and pitfully try to pull me into the bush but to no avail because of my body size. Mustering every ounce of strength I have left, I craw to the direction he pointed at. Surprisingly, there's a deep hole behind the bush. I take out the herbs this morning and rub myself with them. At least I know that bears have excellent nose. Then craw into the hole and pass out
-Meanwhile, at the Empire's capital Kapitol-
Derux's POV:
After the little incident, the Emperor invited me to his palace, emperor is too long, let's just call him dickhead.
Anyway, we traveled through the city in a luxury carriage, well to the citizen of this world that is. To me, who only travel by private helicopter or limousine, it felt like I was lowered to mere commoner.
Talk about commner, the people of this city looked like they had good lifes, no beggars, no thugs, not even poor looking farmers. But on a closer look, in the dark alleys were heaps over heaps of all those dark side of society. Their eyes, dull and lifeless eyes, eyes of those who only live for the sole purpose of survival. Well, none of my matter, this country is going down anyway.
When I reached the palace, it was an enormous silver castle, smaller than my summer villa of course, but still big nonetheless, it even had those thin, tall towers that reach the sky, I'd always wanted to have one of that size, mine is way too high for my own taste. Inside is on another level, exotic paintings hang majesticaly on the wall, beautiful scupture decorated the hallway, at least their art was to my liking. I'm gonna steal a few pieces when I get out of here.
Dickhead then offered me a room and a personal servant which I didn't need, I like to do things on my own since the old day. Hahh, it was a long day so I went straight to bed without having dinner.
Now, I'm having breakfast with dickhead to discuss about future plan
"Mind telling me what the fuss is about?" (Derux)
"Apparently a noble is caught cheating with his maid so his wife is making a ruckuss" (Kaiel)
"No, not that. I'm talking about the Calamity. Though I'm quite interested in the matter as well, especially what gonna happen to the noble" (Derux)
"Ah, right, once upon a time..." (Kaiel)
"Stop. Are you trying to tell me a fairy tale. Important part please" (Derux)
"Sigh, it's a good story. Very well then, Calamity is infact the God of Destruction who lost his ego at the end of the Holy War against the demon and theirs Protector Gods. Gods cannot be killed so he was sealed somewhere in the Land Damned By God. Thousands of year has passed. The seal is becoming weaker and weaker by the time we are talking. When the Calamity run free, with the original power of the God of Destruction, one of the cheif god, this world is done for. Hmm? Mr.Derux? Are you listening?"
"Zzzzz. *pock*. Huh? You are saying? I stop listening when you talked about all those boring history stuff" (Derux)
*<○>_<○>*
"*cough* alright alright, I'll be specific, What i'm gonna do, how to kick a god's ass, and finally how to get home" (Derux)
"Today, you are going shopping for weapon and armor, then the captain of Royal Guard will personally train you, when he feel that you are ready, you will be registerd as an Advanture and go out to gain more experience while trying to find the whereabout of the seal" (Kaiel)
Hoh? I thought you will ask me to paticipate in the war. Maybe I judged him wrong?
"Also, we are the very frontline of humanity in case the Calamity got out so if we are attack by the babarians, we beg for your assistance" (Kaiel)
Nope, nevermind. Human never change.
"Why the Gods don't do it themselves? It's their problem afterall" (Derux)
"It's because of the truce between the Army of Heaven and the Army of Demon. It stated that no matter the circumstance, no God is allowed to descend to mortal realm. It was to prevent the war of Gods from destroying the world" (Kaiel)
Stupid Gods. I find it an miracle that this world can still survive to this day with them as the ruler.
"How can I even win against a god anyway" (Derux)
"Hero is blessed by the Goddess of Life herself so they are all very strong, beside the Calamity will be weaken for a while even if it can get out. Your job is to push it back in and all the Gods will combine their power to reseal it. When you are done the Goddess will personally send you home" (Kaiel)
Hmm...Something is not right. My instution is screaming to never trust those gods. Well, I will find out eventually. When I get strong enough I'm gonna kick those guys's asses too. Just you wait. Haha, HAHAHA, MWAHHAHAHAHA... Shit I got infected with that bastard idiocy.