Chapter 6

Walter was up all night with the shits. He was using some big leafs he found to wipe his butt with. The leafs were rough and made his ass bleed. Walter thought that he wanted to cry. It was definitely not an enjoyable experience. Nathan and the wolf thought Walter was acting strangely. They didn’t know why he was running around like he was being called by a beautiful lady. A beautiful lady would want nothing to do with a guy that had shit running down his leg though.

One time while Walter was outside taking a shit. He found something interesting. It was a blue slime. Walter had seen enough Asian novels to know that slimes were one of the weakest creatures. He saw the slime was eating some of his old shit. It seemed that the slime really enjoyed eating Walter’s shit. Walter then got a great ideal. After he was done wiping his ass. He went over and picked up the slime. Most people would get hurt if they tried to pick up a slime. But Walter had lvl 3 Invulnerability. The slime could not hurt him.

He then took the slime over and fed him his newly laid poop. Walter was scared that he would step in his own shit. Now he would not need to worry about it. The slime looked like he was eating a thanksgiving meal. A few minutes later Walter got a pop up after the slime ate a few more of his home cooked meals.

Congratulations You Have Tamed A Blue Slime!

New Class: Monster Tamer

Walter had a surprised look on his face and then thought ‘WTF!’

The next moment he checked his status.

Name: Walter

Race: Human

Rank: F

Level: 4

Power: 9

Agility: 10

Magic: 9

Endurance: 8

Vitality: 9

Available Stat Points: 0

Class:

Legendary Hero:

lvl 3: Super Flight

lvl 3: Super Strength

lvl 3: Super Speed

lvl 3: Super Hearing

lvl 3: Invulnerability

lvl 3: Heat Vision

lvl 1: Freezing Breath

lvl 1: X-Ray Vision

Celestial Mind:

lvl 1: Mind Control

lvl 3: Telekinesis

lvl 1: Hypnotic Illusions

lvl 1: Mind Reading

lvl 3: Invincible Mind

Shadow Knight Assassin:

lvl 1: Shadow Step

lvl 1: Shadow Blade

lvl 1: Shadow Armor

lvl 1: Shadow Control

lvl 1: Shadow Spirit

Monster Tamer:

lvl 1: Tame

lvl 1: Telepathy Connection

Available Skill Points: 6

Titles:

Demon Lord Slayer: You have a powerful demon slayer aura.

Cult Exterminator: You have the ability to find cultists and know what cult they are in.

Celebrity Assassin: All stats will rise by 10% for one day after killing a famous person.

Walter was shocked to see that he had a new skill class. He was even more shocked that he got it by feeding a slime his poop. After a few minutes passed by. Walter noticed that he could see the slimes status screen.

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Name: None

Race: Blue Slime

Rank: F

Level: 1

Power: 1

Agility: 3

Magic: 3

Endurance: 1

Vitality: 8

Walter never would have thought that his poop could have such a useful effect. Apparently you need to give a creature some of your bodily fluids if you want to tame it. He then picked up his new toilet and went back home. When he got back Nathan ran over with his tail wagging. He had a great interest in the slime. Walter didn’t let Nathan get to close though, because he was afraid he may get hurt. Walter had already spent the rest of his points to raise his two new skills to level 3. He was extremely excited and wanted see if his new skills worked on Nathan.

He has always imagined what it would be like if he could talk with Nathan. That’s why he rushed back home and put all of his remaining points into his new skills. He then put the slime down over in the corner and ordered it not to move around. Walter then took out the goblins knife and cut his hand like an idiot. We can only pray he doesn’t get some strange disease from it. He then showed his hand to Nathan. Nathan immediately started to lick it and make it feel better. The next moment he got a pop up.

‘Congratulations you have tamed a wiener dog!’

Walter was extremely excited after hearing this and started jumping around just like a crazy person. Nathan looked like he was shocked for a moment. A second later Walter heard a voice in his head. It sounded like it was the voice of a little kid. It also seemed rather nervous.

‘H-hey big bro can you hear me?’ the voice said

Walter almost fell over and stopped jumping around. He felt a strange tingling sensation throughout his whole body. He then started to get a warm feeling in his heart. Walter had already guessed whose voice this was. He turned around and looked at Nathan with a giant smile growing on his face.

“Nathan is that you?!” Walter asked out loud, while not being able to contain his excitement.

‘It’s me bro! It’s me!’ Walter heard Nathans excited voice in his mind.

“hahahahaha! Good, good, good! I’ve wanted to be able to talk to you forever! I can’t believe that we can finally talk to each other now! hahahahaha!” Walter said extremely loudly. The two of them had already run up to each other and were bonding extremely closely. Walter could have just used his level 1 Mind Reading to know what Nathan was thinking. But he didn’t want to invade on his privacy. Nathan also wouldn’t know what was going on.

‘Big Bro do you know what’s going on? A little bit ago I heard something say that I was tamed by you and that I could use something called telepathy to talk with you?’ Nathan asked

“I know what’s going on don’t worry.” Walter said

‘Big Bro why have you been running in and outside today and who’s that new guy?’ Nathan asked curiously

Walter then decided to respond with his telepathy this time. He had already tried it out on the Blue Slime and understood it pretty well. The blue slime was dumb though and didn’t have anything to say.

‘That’s because my stomach has been hurting after I ate that goblin last night and I’ve been having a massive case of diarrhea. The new guy is a blue slime and I got him to clean up our shit.” Nathan said honestly

‘I see, now we won’t need to get yelled at by that old bitch when we go for walks again?’ Nathan said into Walter’s mind.

The old bitch that Nathan is talking about was one of their neighbors. Walter would always just leave Nathan’s poop and keep on walking when he took him outside. An old lady yelled at him about it a few times. He would always give her the deaf ear though and even started to have Nathan shit on her yard on purpose. This is because the lady cursed at them. She even said she hoped they got hit by a car and his dog gets put down.

‘I hate that old bitch! She always wished death upon us just because you shit on her yard. She’s just mad because her tits are sagging and her kids never come to see her.’ Walter said into Nathan’s mind.

‘Hey you shit on her yard to you know and speaking of bitches what are you planning to do about that dumb wolf? He just lays their crying all the time. It’s really depressing watching him.’ Nathan said into Walter’s mind. Walter then looked over at the wolf with pity.

‘I don’t know what I’m going to do with him. Maybe I should have just killed him back then. I think there should be a way to save him though. Getting it is another thing.’ Walter said into Nathan’s mind

Then Walter noticed Nathan's status screen.