Chapter 3
The smell of burnt flesh was in the air and it suppressed the fruity smell in the room from earlier. This smell was coming from Walter’s first victim in his new life. Justin Bieber’s corpse was on the ground. It had no limbs and was lying in a puddle of his own bodily fluids. The Lightsaber is an extremely elegant weapon and was sure to leave no blood behind. The little girl was next to Walter with tears covering her gentle face.
“Why did you do that?! What did he ever do to you?!” the little girl said
She couldn’t believe what had just happened. Justin Bieber is or should I say was her favorite celebrity. She was extremely ecstatic when she saw him in her room. She had already thought about playing games with him and making him sing songs about her. Then she heard a buzz noise and her dreams were crushed. She begged Walter to stop before it was too late. Walter didn’t listen though and cut off the beavers head. Walter had calmed down and turned off his lightsaber. He turned to look at the little girl.
“What a joke! I’ve had to listen to that guys crappy songs every day I ride the bus for the last few years! I’ve had to hear girls talk about that idiot everywhere I go! I had to change my hair because people said it looked like Justin Bieber’s! They would wake me up just to tell me this crap! Even the day I died I got woke up and bitched at because of him!” Walter said
If you wake up a beast when it is sleeping do not expect to get out alive. Justin Bieber had caused him to wake up way to many times. He had annoyed him with his terrible voice and his constant harassment. He knew he was not the only one who hated him and many others would applaud his noble act. They had to listen to their girlfriends talk about how they love this guy. How can they not hate him?
‘I’m your boyfriend yet he’s the one you love’ they thought
The Great Being of Cuteness was at a loss for words and just sat down and cried.
Walter then started to think about the pop up he just got.
Name: Walter
Race: Human
Rank: F
Level: 2
Power: 3
Agility: 4
Magic: 3
Endurance: 2
Vitality: 3
Available Stat Points: 10
‘My stats look like total shit! At least I’ve got 10 free points though.’ Walter thought
Walter would later find out, that his stats were indeed total shit. Humans have some of the worst base stats in the world. If they didn’t have a good head on their shoulders then they would be worse off than the goblins and slims. The goblins may be weak but they have large numbers and the slimes are hard to kill.
Class:
Legendary Hero: lvl 1 Super Flight, lvl 1 Super Strength, lvl 1 Super Speed, lvl 1 Super Hearing, lvl 1 Invulnerability, lvl 1 Heat Vision, lvl 1 Freezing Breath, lvl 1 X-Ray Vision
Celestial Mind: lvl 1 Mind Control, lvl 1 Telekinesis, lvl 1 Hypnotic Illusions, lvl 1 Mind Reading, lvl 1 Invincible Mind
Shadow Knight Assassin: lvl 1 Shadow Step, lvl 1 Shadow Blade, lvl 1 Shadow Armor, lvl 1 Shadow Control, lvl 1 Shadow Spirit
Available Skill Points: 10
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Titles:
Demon Lord Slayer: You have a powerful demon slayer aura.
Cult Exterminator: You now have the ability to find cultist and know what cult they are in.
Celebrity Assassin: All stats will rise by 10% for one day after killing a famous person.
‘WTF isn’t Legendary Hero a lot like Superman! This stuff looks like it could shit on anybody’ Walter thought
He then decided it would be best to keep all of his points for now, until he figured out what he wanted to do with them.
“Hey cuteness don’t you need to tell me what’s going to happen and send me off?” Walter asked
Cuteness whipped away her tears and gave him a hateful look.
“Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! You’re a dumb, dumb! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hope you fall in a hole! You’re just a big mean bully!” Cuteness said
Walter thought this girl was getting more and more retarded by the second. He couldn’t help but start to want to get out of here.
“If you hate me so much then why not let me leave? That way you won’t have to see me anymore?” Walter said
“Fine you big idiot! You know you’re the biggest, fattest idiot that ever lived and the smelliest too!”
Walter may be an idiot and he may be smelly too, but he defiantly is not fat.
Cuteness tried to calm down a little before she started talking. After a few moments she looked at Walter and spoke.
“The world that you are going to has many different races. You have heard about most of them in the stories from your planet. There are Elves, Dwarfs, Beast Tribes and Demons. Discrimination is everywhere in this world. Its way worse than your old one. There is always a war going on and people are killed just for looking at you the wrong way. Kings will throw people to their death just so they can gain treasures and glory. Your best friends will stab you in your back and your own mother would sell your kidneys to pay the rent. There have been tons of people who have eaten their own family and turned the bones into weapons. Then they use those weapons not against other creatures, but against their own kind. There are creatures so powerful that they could kill everyone on the planet. The only thing that keeps them in check is each other.” Cuteness said in an extremely serious manner
Walter took all of this into his mind and thought it sounded interesting. He thought maybe he won’t need to be bored anymore and that a good show was on its way.
“There are even people there that I can’t beat. The only thing I could do is run away and hope they decide not to follow. To these people life means nothing and it is only a game. They have lived longer than you could imagine and most have large groups of followers. The worst thing to happen to somebody is for them to get noticed by these people. In their eyes you’re nothing more than an ant.” Cuteness said
Walter started to think it would be nice if he could shit on these arrogant assholes and teach them all who their daddy is.
“Well I’ve said enough are you ready yet?!” Cuteness said
Walter nodded and then the next thing you know he was gone.