Alright, uh, wassup. I have no idea what ideas I wrote here last, but... here goes.

So, you know vampires, right? Blood suckin' pests of the night, becomin' bats and whatever whenever the time is right. Yeah? All cultures got them. Cannibals are cool, and that's just human nature, yanno?

In this world, the world of this story, there are vampires. They're rare and don't have much contact, but they exist. And, see, the vampires are not just one single race of vampires. No, all the vampires of every culture exist or existed before they were wiped out. Jewish vampires, asian vampires, slavic vampires, they're all here!

The main character, a pitiful little bully-victim who loves vampires and werewolves and all of those "were once human" monsters because of the sole idea that maybe, one day, he could be one of them and HE could be the bully! In other words, he's a total twerp who loves gorging himself in power fantasies and really thinks he could kill a man (plot twist, he fuckin can't).

Of course, it's because he's such a fuckin edgelord that he gets picked on at all.

If there's one thing that isn't awful about him, it's his loyalty to his now-single father, who raised him pretty much on his own. Our main character, not wanting to make his father worry, does not tell him about the whole bullying situation, and, furthermore, puts all his time and energy (not spent gushing about vampires and werewolves and shit) into studying, meaning that he's actually got pretty good grades.

All and all, he's got his ups and his downs.

What happens next? Obvious plot twist, but he gets vampire'd.

Now, a thing I didn't say before is that, well... there aren't only pure-bloods. There are, as a matter of fact, a small sleeper community of mix-breeds, or stray dogs, as they're called. Originally created by experimentation, these vampires form by travelling the world, mixing their mixed blood with a pureblood into an uninfected human, and due to racial differences between vampires, this often causes the death of one of them.

In the end, you get a stray dog who inherits some/all/none of the powers of either or both parties, which sounds awesome, right? Apart from the whole one-vampire-might-die part. But, see, vampires have weaknesses. Some can't handle sunlight, some can't handle this or that, you know, all that jazz. So, same as how they might gain a multitude of weirdo powers, they might also gain a bunch of debilitating weaknesses.

Combined with the social stigma of being a filthy whoring stray dog who'll travel the world to create power-hungry offspring, being a mixed-breed isn't all that cool.

...You guessed it, our dear main character is infected by a stray-dog. Namely, a long-tounged woman fleeing persuers. Long story short, she infects him by kissing him and biting off her tongue, and then she dies on the spot.

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Why did she pick him, and why was her there?

1, she was desperate and he looked like a woman in the dim light of the alleyway (important later)

and 2, of course our edgeboy would spend his nights streaking about the back alleys, kind of hoping something supernatural might happen.

And it does.

So, voila! He wakes up with powers!!

...what kind of powers, you ask?

Why, a mix of Tagalog Mandurugo, an Alukah, an Izcaci, and a Pricolici. What the fuck are these? I'm not entirely sure myself, but:

A Tagalog Mandurugo is a female vampire with a long, thread-like tongue which they use to suck the blood of the men they seduce. They sprout wings at night, lel

An Alukah is a Hebrew vampire, but like this part is also about some vampire demon called Lillith so this'll just be about them both, but this vampire can transform into a cat and charm men into believing she is benevolent. 

An Izcaci is describes as a blood-drinking demon which can be summoned by pagans to defeat enemies.

A priocoli is a vampire which has a tail(within the power to transform lies) and can transform like a werewolf. 

So, if we put all of these little traits together, he'll have a (really) long, thin tongue to drink blood with, hell sprout wings at night, can transform into a cat thanks to a fuckin tail, and can be summoned by pagans. 

He'll also have all manners of weaknesses, such as how a silver-coin dipped in blood will forever repell him, but I do not have the time or effort to list all of that.

If you noticed anything interesting, yes, indeed, a lot of these are female-only. He got his powers from a long line of stray-dog succubi. That's why he was picked, that's why she was dressed as a whore, that explains all of it. 

This puts a fun little limit on him. He can only, ONLY, drink the blood of people he seduced. Sounds good? Well, as we know, succubi seduce men, so...

He can only drink the blood of men he has seduced. Sure, he can still transform into a cat and fly at night, but... 

Yeah. 

Plot points will include:

Main character trying desperately to understand his weird-ass fucking powers,

Main character trying (and failing) to have his revenge on the main bully)

Main character being summoned by a goth pagan chick who just wanted someone to burn down the school she attends or something. 

STRICKLY NO vampire teachers! I love Seba Niles, but I would rather the main character slowly realize he's a gay incubus than having some chick tell him exactly what he is. 

Vampire hunters? Ohhhh yeesssssss.

And, uh, yeah. I put this here mostly for my future self since I have no idea when I'll get to this, but...

C'ya!