after the whole horny puppet shit i been having sexy nightmares about a horny puppet and angel. eww horny puppets but having angel in it isn't so bad. hmm angel. Well enough about that shit. As you all know we live on the hell mouth and weird shit happens all the time. But this time all our nightmares come true. Xander sees a a cholate bar and go's to pick it up like James woods in family guy. its a classic "oh piece of candy!" moment. as he picks all this candy that he hasn't seen since he was little. this clown comes out of know where! it looks normal enough. with white face paint and such but to xander its totally horrifying. Xander hates clowns and almost dies but deflects him by not letting it scare him. Go Xander!
Buffy is walking around see all this shit go down. she was just sitting in class listening to a boring lecture from some teacher about spiders and one of the students books come to life! its one of those tarantulas not the non poison kind. so yeah we all book it the kid it came to life for is literally shitting there pants. but as i leave the class room this wave comes over me and im like my forehead feels funny i touch it and its bumpy like a Klingon's then i head to bathroom to look and well i scream but as i look at it. Not gonna lie i looked really good. i remember that buffy's nightmare was to become a vampire. i also beleve its the only time we get to see her like that. so i think its good we dont stay that way. I don't really have any nightmares. Just weird dreams.
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As a vampire i was lead to a hospital room where there's this kid lying there kind of beat up. the kid is standing with me and he says his little league coach put him there after a game. kid is scared. i dont blame him a grown man beat a kid. he was probs grooming him for something. but we find the coach and he a ugly beast. and that's something i can kill so i kill their coach beast and every thing returns to normal.
Hmm I wonder what Angel's nightmare was? Oh wait we find out after OG Buffy and him fuck. Eh I don't know how that's gonna happen. I'm gonna try to avoid that like the plague. I mean I like him and all but I don't know about doing the deed with Angel. So far none of Buffy's friends suspect I'm not actually her. I'm sure that when we get to me going to die at the hands of the master. Isn't gonna go over that well. When I don't want to die again. Maybe I'll let Giles know sometime before then.
Me and Willow are hanging out. When cordy walk up and asks about something. "Hey freaks! I got a question for ya can you be my bodyguards for the dance that's coming up?" Oh geez how many dances are needed in a high school! Cordy heard me and says well there's 4. There's this one, pre homecoming, homecoming, and prom. Ugh too many dances. "Sure cordy I'll be your bodyguard." Cordy says "you got to dress up too. Can't look out of place!" Urg dresses yuck. I'm more of a tomboy but I know Buffy has some nice stuff. "Sure cordy I'll get dressed for it." Cordy says "good glad thanks see ya." Well that was a weird interaction with cordy. I'll have to get to the bottom of why she needs a bodyguard. Then I remember oh yeah Marci! She turned invisible.