Hi my name is Buffy Howe. I'm 40 and i died on a Tuesday. I don't really remember exactly how I died. But when i awoke again i was in a strange place. i looked all around me. I saw a room had a bed and all sorts of stuff on the walls. i was in the bed can't figure out why i was in a strange bed. when i looked on the walls i saw familiar things but not familiar nessacerly to me. what i did note was stuff that looked like it was from the 90s. now I'm thinking to myself wasn't i just in 2021. why do i see things from the 90s? i decided to see how well i am on my feet. i get up. I'm a little wobbly but ok. i decide to see if i look ok so i find a mirror. i look in the mirror and i see FUCKING HELL!! i look like Buffy but not me the vampire slayer Buffy. I'm kind of short but not too short. maybe a couple inches shorter than i was before. I'm wearing a sleep tank and sleep pants. and i got my cross and claddiah ring on. "ooh i hope this is angel era buffy and not spike era buffy." "cuz if it is i think ill fucking stake him." i think to myself. after i look in everything possible in the room i familiarize myself with "Buffy's stuff" i look back to the bed and i see mr. gordo aww Buffy's childhood stuffie. hmm im not sure what season im currently in. i guess if i go down stairs ill find out. if my mom and dad is here then way before first season. if they divorced then at least first season. if i have a sister 4th season. mom dead 6th on.
well i decided to get dressed and head downstairs. as im coming down the stairs. i heard voices. its kinda muffled so cant really tell who they are. as i get closer i realize its my mom and angel. "yay hes not dead yet!" as i doo a snoopy happy dance in my brain. oh shit i remember this convo. mom is asking angel his intentions towards me. well we all know how that fucking turned out. hmm i wonder since i know what happened when other buffy and angel fucked for the first time. i could possibly put a stop to it. i mean the dude is fucking hot but i dont think i would fuck him. so no him going angelus bad. i guess we will figure that out when we come to it.
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i listen for a bit before i walk fully in to the room. "hey mom!" i say as i walk in to the dining room. my mom looks up. and go woah to myself i see Joyce summers standing in front of me. and i look to the table and Angel is sitting there. looking hot as ever. "what's going on?" i ask both of them.
Joyce looks over to Angel and then says. "well honey i was having a conversation with this young man." and i snicker in my brain. Angel is way older than you my dear mother. "and i thought that you shouldn't hang out as much. your grades are slipping a bit at school. and im worried that he maybe way to old for you. he says hes a freshman in college." ah yes this conversation. i vaguely remember it. i go" um ok mom. but how will my grades get any better if Angel here dont tutor me?" mom goes "well make due. I'll let you tell your friend good bye but its bed time." "ok mom come Angel its time to go." i say as im leading him to the door i whisper " ill see you next time you know where to find me." "bye Angel!" and i close the door. and say good night to my mom and head back upstairs. as i lay down i think how am i gonna survive this!