today im at school trying to do my work. when cordy walks in bragging about the talent show. eww talent show. i hate public speaking. and i tell her so. "cordy yuck talent show!" a teacher herd and told me, xander, and willow to come up with something. i know in the show they came up with Shakespeare shit. hell no. not doing that. if i got to stand up there in front of the whole school im gonna have fun. we decided on some comedy and puppets. mutch like Jeff dunham. dude he was doing his puppet comedy stuff in the 90s just not as popular as it is from my time. we do something like achmed the dead terrorist. except its a dead demon.

we talk to giles later on and he says there been some dead demons found in places. and we dont know who been killing them. "my sorce told me its a really short dude. i think we looking for a living dead puppet." oh wow like that R.L.Stine goosebumps book. later we were rehearsing for our bit. xander and willow will be life like puppets. (im not putting the bit in the book.) we had packed up. and we're leaving mr cryptic guy angel shows up and says "watch out for the living puppet." i think yeah dude knew that. "thanks angel!" later that night i return to hunt the puppet. I find him and tussle with him. we got to talking and i find hes a really old demon hunter. and he needs to kill a Pacific amount of demons to get this curse thats on him. to lift and his soul would go peacefully.

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Come to find out dude is wicked horny. Are all demon hunter puppets horny? If that were true we would hear more about it. any hoo back to killing demons. well the puppet says he tracked down his last demon to some one at our school wow shocker. when isn't something trying to kill us. me and puppet decide to go talk to the other acts. to see who maybe the demon. No i didn't have him walking around i held him like an actual puppet. tho it probably gave him wood. shudder.

First we talked to cordy. she decided to do some singing and dancing.(that will so help later when she leaves for la later in the series) but obviously cody isn't a demon. so moving on. Then oz he and his band dingo ate my baby are gonna play. i know right now he's not mystical yet. larry he does some Shakespeare( not me but still there), and then Wendell i think? he's doing something with a guillotine.

puppet and i regroup. i guess we won't know till the end. i talk to giles a bit then willow, xander, and me get our bit ready. as we get there cordy just finished her set. Wendell would be next. he asks for volunteers so i do. as i get up there i hear puppet he yells its him he's the demon!! so a fight happens. and puppet kills Wendell. and make it look like a part of Wendells gig.

since we didn't do our bit we do it and we totally ace it. and get second place in the talent show.