"vreeeeeeeeeeeeee" a bundle of synthetic-looking cubes, bubbling over one another, floats around a forest clearing. until a slime [because it's always a slime or goblin, isn't it?, no-no-no, this narrator can do better] is squashed underfoot by a ogre investigating the noise, and sees the floating object.
"braaaaaaahhh,...what-tis-this-then?"
"shreeeeeek-k-k-k?" [for the record, this ogre is grey, has a mouth full of canines, and has sideburns]
"what lw'nafhnah epshuggog was-that"(the ogre looks frantically around for the source, before realizing it came from the living stain on reality )
"dooooonnnkeeeeeeeeeeee"
"what-you call me!?"(the ogre smashes its club over the grey cube bundle, but instead of the bundle or the club breaking, shattering, or even making an impact noise, the club begins to pixelate, from where it touched the object and spread over its surface, freaking the ogre out, making it let go of the club before it completely changed)
"what-the-fuck?" the club then flails aroing like it's been attached to an invisible tentacle until it hits the ogre's head "BONK"
"booooonk?....BOOONK!" the flail begins bashing the ogre's head, until long after the hollow bonking noise turns into a squishy squelching, while the ogre's screams get progressively softer, as it passes out and dies.
killed: ogre
ERROR: CANNOT GIVE XP, INCOMPLETE BEING.
"...KKKKKKK?"the living pixels floats over to the corpse and subsume it.
mAtter inFeCted
cloth, orge flesh, ogre stats, ogre attributes, ogre growth patterns, ogre [programming] coding available
REQUEST: AVAILABLE ADMINS, INVESTIGATE ERROR SOURCE, JUDGMENT OF ENTITY REQUIRED....please.
"mmmh, og in me." from the heavens a figure descends...it hurts to look at.
"eeeehheehheee, it seems like you already have a kill."
"...fren?"
"...kind of, I let you slip into here, and now I know that was a fun call, I am the embodiment of chaos of this plane, and you, you are something that will be entertaining to watch, I can keep you from being detected by the other self proclaimed gods here for only so long. so I'm gonna put your inate feature into a nice unassuming shell...I'm not gonna touch you, but I can still give it to you" the being that is now cycling between random features materializes a chocolate bar and tosses it at the glitch, of which itself now looks like a pile of glitchy gore.
SKILL ACQUIRED: mods
mods allow for changing of attributes of objects, people, places, and logic[RESTRICTED]
mods has surrounded glitched skills, and infection of systems halted. hallelujah. the absorption of matter will not notify gods.
"there, now, have fun while I watch with popcorn!" the chaos blinked out of sight.
"......bzzzzzzzzzzzzt.......bbbrrrraaaappppp......bzzzzt-brap-bzzt-brap-brap-bzzt-bzzzt-bzzzt" the pixel junk begins undulating to its own song, absent[because it literally has an empty head] mindedly absorbing the coding for grass, bugs, a bird that got too close, and a tree it bumped into.
"..wan fren." it liked the bird and it liked the 'shrek' it met hours ago, just as it was ruminating with its limited capacity, an ork and a bird flickered into existence,...but they looked a little off, and after a few seconds of standing there, the ork began flapping its arms and running in a random direction going"tweet-tweet", and the bird picked up a stick[without finders, it just stuck to the end like it had an invisible hand] and began hitting the ground and growling.
"..fun-ny."
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princess waverly was a talentless member of the royal line, not that she didn't try...anything to be useful, but due to her upbringing, her family not expecting anything from her, and resources not being allocated to her growth, she never even learned how to make food, but, despite it being their fault, they still decided to participate in a conspiracy to simultaneously strengthen an alliance, and kill her. despite not having the leg strength to run far, she still managed to escape to the forest, before the [...would they be called assassins if they aren't sneaky, wear armor, and are just guards that said yes you a pay bonus?] people sent to kill her easily caught up to her by walking at a brisk pace [seriously, she was never allowed out of the royal bedroom floor growing up after being labeled a failure, so her muscles are weak. and at this point, I'm hesitant to not give spoilers-YARGUE- okay, I will stop interjecting every few lines, you can put away the cattleprod!]
"hufff, pufff, please don't kill me!" the princess shouted as she was doing her best to run. to the silence of the guards, all parties crying at least a little.
"PLEASE!" she trips on her own dress caught on an exposed root. and while the guards turned assassins were about to strike; an ogre flapping its arms bowls them over and just continues running, allowing the princess to hide in the underbrush. by the time the guards realize she is out of sight, they run off in all directions to search. one conveniently not going the direction the ogre came from. so that's where she sneaked off to after hiding for 5 minutes.
"oh, sugar honey iced tea! i-i..i..." She drops to her knees in the realization that she has nothing to live for, not family, they want to kill her, not country, she was left out of the discussions about how to run it, her sister is safe enough, her sister was taught how to do stuff like how to run the country, magic, and even archery; she, on the other hand, had no skills, not even how to read. so she wept, and in response, a thing began rolling towards the sound of ugly crying, because it got bored.[what more motivation would you expect from a being of near-perfect chaos, YES, I AM WILLING TO FACE ANOTHER SHOCK FOR THAT!]
our little error-flecked pixel puke stops close to the crying princess, and after a pause, begins undulating... and beatboxing
"buu-buu-chi-bububu-bo-chi,buu-buu-chi-bububu-bo-chi,buu-buu-chi-bububu-bo-chi, zuu-eririrri, fliplipitli,buu-buu-chi-bububu-bo-chi"
the princess stops crying, and even smiles at the funny thing in front of it."my, aren't you an silly thing." she pokes a gloved hand to scritch the unknown creature...she did once have a pet bird, so she is capable of showing affection to animals. but she is still naive at least. her glove was the only thing keeping her from being pixilated, but the glove did flash different colors and particle effects when she stopped touching the blinking mass the size of an average dog."weird, is this glitter?"[...really naive for a 15-year-old...but in her defense, this thing defies standard logic] She hears rustling in the brush, she absent-mindedly grabs and holds the glitch to her chest.
matter infection started
animate matter and sapience detected.
merge?
Y/N
a guard has found her, and calls the others, and as they converge on her, she holds the thing she thinks is a slime"I'm gonna die now, aren't I?...well at least I found something as interesting as you, isn't that okay enough?"
Y
merging...
right as the guards are about to kill her, a flash appears as a means of sparing everything a look at the start of the merging, the light lingering like a magical girl transformation. the princess's clothes pixilated away before new clothes pixilated in their place: her dress going from a light blue gown to a poofy purple suspenders skirt with a longer asymmetric overskirt, a marching band coat over a teeshirt with the print changing periodically, [right now it says froomp] of all things, her body itself also changing, her waist now would make someone with a critical eye wonder where her organs are[answer: nowhere.] her eyes not matching, and generally looks like a bad OC.
merge complete
"....HIYA!...hiya-hiya,...mouth feels weird...potato salad...tap-pap..."
the guards are dumbstruck at the madwoman in front of them. she then walks over to one of them, leaning backwards, noddle arming and sticking her tongue out making raspberries, when close to the guy, she snaps forward, accidentally headbutting him, he almost instantly disintegrates into particles, screaming, all the others snap to attention and try to kill her, the axe to the head from the back, just making a thud, and her head turning a full 180 degrees to look at the offender, blood dripping from a slit left on her head,"I not tree,... "her hands grip his head like a horror movie contortionist" do you have tea?!...no?" she resets her arm position, while still holding him, essentially hitting the man in front of her over the head, with the man behind her.
ogre racial trait: pain nullification
skill created: constitution save, from "fast healing", "fortitude", and ///QUOTE///BECOUSE I SAID SO!///END QUOTE///
the two men vibrate violently against each other, one somehow having his lower half clip into the ground,
one of the guards just stops, looks at what's happening, look at himself, drops his weapon, walks away, and flips the double bird backward as he walks away.
the guards remaining are on the ground from shock and pain, the girl shouts "I am queen princess watevra! and I want pancakes!"
after a terrible time for the guards, as the go from pre-mortum, to post-moirtum..well, the lucky ones at least. ones now a butterfly, another has skin made of wood now.
after looking over what she has done, with a goofy smile, a part of her, snaps to the surface and frowns "oh, gods, what have I done!?"
but the chaos resurfaces "it was fun." her shirt changed to say, real boy.