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Okay, let’s start blunt and to the point.

It’s not my fault that I never tried sports, it was never a requirement so what’s the point?

It’s also not my fault for just watching instead of participating, tons of people do it!  That doesn’t make me lazy or unfit.

I was average at best.

Average grades, average build, average social life, and I had a good path ahead of me!

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And then God decided to fuck me over, seriously what the hell is this dude’s problem?

I came to school, it was finally the end of junior year, and BOOM!

The seniors oiled the top step of every stairwell so the moment I got to the top I lost footing and ate shit on the ground!

If you don’t know how it feels to have your head hurtling into the step behind you at roughly 10 mph, trust me you don’t want to learn.

Anyways I hit my head on the edge, blood seeping everywhere like I just got shot in some shitty dungeon crawler, and my vision just blacks out.

…and listen, I always bullied those nerdy kids for talking about being sent to a fantasy world, because honestly who believes that?

Didn’t think it’d ever happen to me.

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