Like hell I am letting this kid name me. Before I know it I’m bolting away, I will not be named McFloofBottom or something until I reach level 5 I swear to god.
The dad is chasing after me. “She's a real quick one,”
He is right on my tail, and the next thing I know he has scooped me up and is holding me still.
Nooo!
The kid goes, “hmmm… Oh, I know!”
Please spare me, Mr. Elf!
“Fluffy!”
Nooooooo!
SYSTEM ALERT
Name designated- Fluffy
Oh, the shame, the horror, the degradation!
One chicken, Todd, says, “Ha-ha, Fluffy!” In a shrill screech.
Well, they can form sentences now. I don’t know if this is good or bad, can I talk with them?
God, seriously, I cannot believe this. “Fluffy?!” Are you kidding me? Ugh. At least I can change it later.
With all this drama, Brenda is getting sarcastic with me.
“Oh, how will you go on? Give me a break kid, there is worse.”
I hope to kill Brenda someday. I give her a mean look, and she reciprocates the stink eye.
Ugh, that bird.
I guess I will go back to killing bugs. God, this is so repetitive.
Then I hear something, talking, under me.
??? 1- “Man, this path is so unkempt.”
??? 2- “Well, what do you expect? It is only home to a few homes and farms. It’s not like they have any bylaws for stuff like this.”
??? 1- “At least we will be on the main road soon. Even that's nicer than this!”
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As I look over the edge, a shaking happens.
I’m going to fall!
The sudden tremor picks me up off my feet and throws me out of the farm.
AHHHHHH!!
??? 1- “Woah, what is that?”
??? 2- “I have told you about it, this place just has more earthquakes than others, and even the top magicians cannot figure out why, some places along here just have more.”
*pff* I land in the wheat they are transporting.
Oh god, oh god! Am I dead again?
??? 1- “Did you hear that?”
??? 2- “By the day you get more and more senile.”
??? 1- “Hey, I am being serious!”
I don’t feel dead.
I try moving a bit, shaking around, trying to escape whatever I’m in.
??? 1- “I think there are rats in our wheat!”
Gah! What's this rumbling again?!
Ack!
Something wraps around my whole body, powerfully. I cannot move a single muscle.
??? 1- “Nevermind, probably just some fallen chick from one of those dumb farms.”
??? 2- “Do they think that the chickens are smart enough not to fall?”
??? 1- “Well, let me dispose of this.”
AGH!
This person just hucks me away. I go flying through the air, into some thick grass.
Ow….
SYSTEM ALERT
Damage dealt, -0.01 HP.
0.07 remaining.
Well, what now?! I don’t know where I am!
I'm going to die…
I could almost hear a hypothetical *click* in my brain as something in me changes.
What the heck?
Also, what do I even do now?
I could take it slower, so many things have happened.
I see the sun is almost down and the moon is rising, slowly darkening the places around me.
I think this is the first time I have seen a night, I usually sleep before now.
Another click in me happens. It's like someone turned off my brain.
Am I high?
I feel like a need a home for the night. Just some weird instinctual “sentence,” like I am being talked to.
Nice, a hole.
I squeeze into a thin hole.
Not that bad… man, I need a nap.
Right as I was about to slump down, I feel something particularly cold.
Hm? A rock?
A guttural sound emerges from it. A “HAaaaaaa…”
I should have expected this. Run!
I am out the hole in seconds, bounding out and into the air, when the snake tried to bite me mid-air.
“AHHHHH!”
This guy won’t let up!
“Hissssss!”
After not very long, the snake gives up and stops going after me.
I am boned. Dead, done, finito.
I am so tired I instantly fall asleep.
Waking up,
That was horrible. I’m going to die.
Well, I might as well try, where is food at?
I see instantly that there are much more wild insects here to eat, the others probably ate a lot.
I eat my full on three large grubs. At this point, I have accepted my fate of eating these disgusting creatures.
Slayed a creature
Congrats! You killed a level 7 grub! 0.025 XP awarded!
0/025/0.15
Slayed a creature
Congrats! You killed a level 8 grub! 0.03 XP awarded!
0/055/0.15
As much as I hate eating them, they taste so good….
*STOMP, STOMP*
The ground rumbles beneath my feet. This may be less than the previous tremors, but something makes it even more terrifying. It feels like someone, no, something is going to kill me.
I look up.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
There is a boar standing not too far away. It must be the largest boar of all time. This proves, there is something horribly screwed with this world's laws. It is way bigger than even those elves. I have gotten used to my size, and I can confidently say this thing is at least 1.5 meters tall.
Elf 1 “We got an alpha liar boar over here!”
What’s that?