Getting confused and naming (again)_I suppose I will die a chicken

Until I finally wake up. Somewhat delirious, but okay.

Is it just me, or is everything a bit smaller?

SYSTEM ALERT

Due to large growth, you have forced yourself to grow into an adult chicken at level 5, and you also gained enough levels, (18) to open the next chicken evolution, to change your sub-species or even species.

I still can’t believe I killed a guy, and I grew a lot. Good? But still, I can’t believe I have sapient blood on my hands.

SYSTEM ALERT

Your evolution options are:

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̶̭̺͚̈G̴͖͈̩͐g̸̨̹͈̰̝̀̆̓g̶̯͔̲̤͖̎̎̍́g̶̞͚̘̮̑͋e̴̢̹͚̦͈̓̉ę̷̡̭̩͌͐͗́̽͝ņ̴͕̮͠e̸̛͖̘̭͕͂̓̀̕͘ŕ̴͚͈̰̟͓̃̾̑͂ä̸̘͙̮́̾̍̿̍̊͗t̶̖̾̾̾̀̈́̃̓i̵̝̮̦̗͈̎̓̒͑ͅn̵̡͍̦̼̰͛͂̕ġ̵͇̤͉̘̜̜̓ ̵̞̱͕̠͓̙̃͜*̷̺͆Ḽ̷̇̔͂͝Ò̶̥̩͂͆͆̄͋̌͜Ą̸̖̎͌̾̋̓͒̊D̶͓̱͍͍̑͐̓͠I̵̗̱̱̎͂̆̌̓̈́͜͝N̶̦͍͍͖̿̿̂̓̈́͠G̴̺̃͂̌*̴̪̩͐́̈́̋̇ ̴̼̣̠͓͕̍̅̕͘s̶͉͉̣͔̣̫̮̅p̶̥̺̓̊ȩ̵͓̯̼̍̃͗c̷̳̞̎͛̐͗́͝ĭ̸̛͍͓̱͊e̸̡͇͓͔͕̪̼̔̄̉̎̀̈́s̴̜̙̘͓͍̩̓͗́̇̽ ̶̢̨̝̳͇̘̙̿̑́̇e̴̱̒v̶̛̘̘̻͓̘̥͖o̸̯̫̐l̴̢̟̘̩̯͇̥̍u̶̹̿̈ṭ̵͒͋̎̃̆í̶̦̦͖̬͐͒͗o̴̗͎̔̉͗̓͘ǹ̴̡̨̜̟͖̓͆ͅͅ ̴̭̺͍̞̓̊̂͗͝ṟ̸̬̜̫̓̍ẻ̸̖͔̒̄̌q̶̧̢͈̲̜̼͍̉ŭ̸̹͇̉̑ḯ̴͎r̷̯̮̩̼̗͐̒͑ẹ̶͍̗̖͎̈́̓͠d̷͓̺̀͜͝

̶͍̗̤̺̗̗̟͒̀̽͊̔̅*̷̛̭̠̒́̚Ė̵͈͇͛̇Ŗ̷͙͚͇̻̌̄̋͂͜R̸͎̺̦͙̰̈́̋̓̋̀̋̽O̷̧̧̙͖̰̜͆̔̈́̂̒͘͠R̵̙̈́́̌,̷̧̭͔̬̬́͒͒̓̚̚͜ ̷͚̘͌́̈́̒̾ĝ̶̛͖͝ę̵̯͓̎́̒ń̴̬̙͈̪̘͋͛̓̈͝ͅe̸͉̣̯͔͍̊͒̔̓͘r̸̜̪͙̲̓ȃ̶͉̱̕t̶̙͎̹̬̠̓̎i̶̡͕͖̦̋͐̆͌͠ͅò̴̹̟̻̯̍͛̄̅̊̃n̷̼̫̞͍̉͐͂͆͘ ̸̧̋́̚͘͝d̴̢̻͔̼͍̣̜́̓͂̃̆i̸̠̘̍̈̄͝͠f̷̨̢̭̳̖͑̄͠ḟ̵̮̍͒ĭ̸̲̹̞ͅc̵̝̘͚͌́͛̑͘̕ư̷̻͈̫͕͂̄͛l̷̗̐͒̎͐̕̕͝ț̵̃̃̐͐͝y̷̧͕̗͈̝̓͌͒ ̷̲̰̖̪̠̊ͅẻ̸͙̞͇͚̙͑̈́̆n̸̰̯̳̟̖͙̓͆̂̆c̴̖͚͖̳̱̱̓͛̔͂̐͑ͅo̶͙͕̻̓̓̅͌͋͝͝u̵̗̯͙̹̮̜͗̾ņ̵͎̖̘̪̈́́ͅt̶̨̧̯̺̹̖̽̉è̴̹̠͚̦̈́̏͜͝͝ř̵̰͖̙́̕͠e̵̩͔͆̇́̓̔͌͐d̷̤̤͘!̷̨̜̫͇̼́̏̈́̂͂̊!̶͓̥͙̪̻̫͌̎̎͊!̸̙̻̥̀̒̔*̵̨͈̪͚̥̟̾̏̈́̊̉̀͠

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What the hell is happening?!

SYSTEM ALERT

Ȩ̷̼̻̘̙̮̩̠͔͔̯͕̪̓͛̐͐͗̆̏̓̊̍̋̄͊̿̅̌͗̋̏̎̂͆̒̓̾͘̚͜͜͝ͅR̸̛̤̯̩̻͈̫̗̥̤̻̗̿͂͛̒̏̍͂̔̾͂̃̽̓̇̓͗͆̀̏̑̃͂͛̐̊̌̋̿͐͑͛̕̕͜͝͝͝͝͠͝R̷̨̢̧̡͖͚̗̰̱̣͇̹̳͕͚̝̲̣̬̥͖̣̺̲͔̦̱̮̩̠̟͈͎̱̤̯͍͓͍̫̳͖̭̳̖̩̈̅̓̓͋̍̆̓̏̉̒̀̒̍̐̄͂͋̉̋̏̅͒̃̉̆̿̓͊͂̂͘ͅͅȎ̸͙͔̥͍̦͈͚̼̙͇̿͗̑̓̑́̂̌̑͊̓͋̂͆̾̿̌̈́͌̉͌̒̏̐͗̆̿̅̿̀̋̊̅͆R̶̨̢̛͙͙͉͚̬̰͉̣̦̀̀̂͆̽̏̍̽͋̈́̆͆̽̌͠ ̵̢̨̨̡̛̛̱̖͖̹̲̦̙̙̠̠̯̬͓̜̭̻́͊͗̃̆͒̋͒͒̍͛̑̊̋͆͂͛̃̈̾͆̈́̈́̃̽͂͗͛͂̎̓̔̑͒͐͒͂̒́̂͘̚͠͝͝͝͠͝ͅR̸̢̨̨̦̞̰͈̮̩̩͎͚̭͇̙̪͔̮̻͍͓̥͇͔̺̗̱̘̗͎͕̥̞͋͆̽̀̾̿́͑̓̔̐̿́̔̇̐̐̆̈͌̀̒̑͘̕̕ͅͅƠ̴̧̧̡̛̠̹̯͕͈̹̜͔͕̯̬̤̫͔͎͖͉̤̘͈̖̯̳̣͉̯̂́̿͊̏̽̊̍̐̈́̌͒̒̀̌̿̉͐̃̐̐͑̐͘̕͜͝͝ͅR̵̢̡̨̢̛̠̱̦̱͔̣̫̠̩̰̠̫̹̹̜͉͙̪͇̘͓͎̯̖̮̹̗̩̺̙͇̙̜̺̻͎̭̬̙͚͓̙̈̆̽̋͊͛̃͂͗̄̈́͂̏̍̇͋̓̋̓̈́͘͜͜͜͜Ȯ̶̭͇̦̹̼͈̬͔͇͔̙̖̻͓͚̪̰̯͓̭̉̈́̎͌́͐͊͛͑͊̽̑̆͂̍̍͊̒́̀̓̔͑̇͑̉̀͐̌͗̈́͛̚̕̕͝͝͠͝Ơ̷̘͓̼̦̹̯̹̼̼̳͚͎̞̻̺͎͎̠̯̈́̀̇̐́͗͗͂́̀̏̄̋͊̔͗͠͠͝ͅE̷̗͍͖͔̻̥̱̫̼̿̀͋́̊̎͊̓̀͜͜È̶̛͉̬̥͈̱͗̍̔͐̈́͌͛̕͜͜ ̷̛̠̗̰̹̫̒͊̏͌́́͌̔̅̈̓̄͑͑͛̈́͌̄̈́́͌̀̽͗͛̄͐̔͘̚͝͝͠E̶̢̢̡̡̧̢̛͉͔̲̺̞̬͈̥̱̲̗̹̠̤̖̖͎̘̝̺͈̩̞̯͙̲̯̲̲̋̌͑̾̌̅̅̇̉̋͐̌̂̿́̄̾̈́̓̂̂̋̐̑̉̓̿̓̋͋͋͘͘͝R̵̡̥͈̱̜̟̠̮͉̱͍̺̥̰͈̭̼̜̣̲͙̠̙̮͇̣̩͈̋̀̍͗͂͛̋̅͠Ó̴̡̨̨̧̨̟̱̪̠͈̣͕̭̹̱̤̲͚̺̞̚O̵̧͍̖̘̺̳̘͕̮̬͔̫̻̱̤̠̞͉̠̩̤̫̯͖̮͌͐̔͜ͅR̴̡̨̛̛̩͉̩͙͎̖͎̈̀͊̑̈́̊̚

Oh god what is happening?! I can almost hear the windows XP error sounds right now!

SYSTEM ALERT

Generated…

Warning! Error caused there to be a defect, only allowing one species evolution to be made.

Choices:

Minor Cockatrice

Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings.

What the hell is a Cockatrice?! I’m not even a cock! I’m a hen! A hen!

SYSTEM ALERT

Errors were made during the process, expect some difficulty.

Fine….

Wait so am I going to faint again?

*flumph*

Goddamn, come on!

How long was I even out?!

SYSTEM ALERT

A week.

Oh my god, ok fine.

Well, what's going on?

I look around, realizing I’m probably about 4’ tall right now.

Oh my god.

SYSTEM ALERT

It is recommended to open the stat sheet to allocate points.

Character Screen

Fluffy

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Species: Cockatrice

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Monster Rank-E

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Titles: N/A

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Level: 3

XP- 0/3

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Stats:

[Stat Points: .44

[Vitality]: 3

[Strength]: 3

[Stamina]: 2

[Wisdom]: .5

[Agility]: 12

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General Skills:

Racial- N/A

Gained- N/A

Skills:

Racial-

Swift Peck (attack x2 as fast for 5 seconds but attacks in this state do x.8 damage)

Gained- N/A

[Skill Points: 5]

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Hp- 5

Status Effects: N/A

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Spells: N/A

Oh wow…

I still can’t believe I killed a guy… I was so angry. God, there will be some sort of trauma I’ll suffer at some point from the bullshit thrown at me.

*mental sigh*

Well, to allocate points… umm… I think I should be fast, but I am already, I don’t want to die so vitality, but that makes me bigger, and I don’t want to be huge, and strength is…. Well, hmmm. I could just sit on the points but that could be bad. I should also look to-

SYSTEM ALERT

Full system access gained!

Oh right, that! I can change my name! What else does it even do though?

SYSTEM ALERT

Unlocked:

Name changeability

Other system features

Getting confused and naming (again)

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