I don't need to justify my writing, if you don't like it, don't read it. In other words, if you write me bad reviews, I only have one thing to say.

Fuck your couch.

I'm going to keep writing, and I'll take any and all constructive criticism, worded in a friendly, helpful fashion into deep consideration, because I want the story as good as it can be, considering it features humans, who are flawed, and fuck up.

I'm not intending to write some literary masterpiece and win awards, I want to write about a dude who got the chance to live everyone's dream, and how he lived his life, complete with fuck ups and triumphs.

Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site.

I hope that you can laugh when he fucks up, and think you can do better than him. I hope you will triumph with him, when he gets it right.

Look forward to the next chapter guys!

(For an example of a bad review, please check the main fiction page of this very work! It justifies itself by pretending to offer some kind of imaginary balance to the review system, and deems my work an abomination.)