The way to the Milkyway Sect was long, but not boring. Immortal Gufuguluk begun to explain why going back in time was considered a Taboo and also that we narrowly escaped 100 years of forced labor by becoming Immortals.
It turns out that there's some sort of Invisible energy they call Karma, every Galaxy has its own Karmic Fortune, lets call it something like a gold deposit of a nation, people would be real angry if someone took the country's gold deposit and constructed a golden toilet out of it, but if he uses it to get more gold, people will be excited instead.
The second matter we discussed were Rules of conduct and Laws, for example Immortals like ourselves were forbidden to fight amongst ourselves, while killing cultivators weaker than us without a reason to do so is considered a mere misconduct and nothing more, similar to verbal abuse or something.
Something about teaching our inferiors manners or something, of course there was a small problem with this rule, 8 generations of an Immortal's descendants are protected by law, so if someone tried to kill or humilliate them, the immortal has the right to intervene, the council will then review the matter and make a decision, of how the Immortal will be reimbused, by the offender, so it's better to simply not mingle in mortal affairs.
There's also the reason why Demon God Fist can't be called my Disciple, there are two of them to be honest, first of all it's because he cultivates a different method than myself and secondly because his potential is too low.
He also told me that the more women I have, the better and the more descendants I leave behind with acceptable cultivation, the better.
Of course Ascending as an Immortal is only a matter of time now that we have refined our domain, the only thing left is to ascend, experts propose closed door cultivation and in around 100-1000 years you will ascend. Otherwise you can just forget about it and live in the Mortal plain like a god, which is what I'm going to do.
Old Goat is indignant, he can no longer climb higher to oppress me, because higher is leaving the realm of the mortals and god knows if he can ever return from there, we don't even know what it's like.
Even Immortal Gufuguluk said that ascending right now isn't a good Idea, he also told us that right now there are a lot of conflicts on the mortal plain, which means that in the Immortal plain there are lots of conflicts of interests and that can never be a good thing.
The Milkyway Sect was strange, there were some clouds in the middle of space and on top of them there was something resembling marble pavement and a Huge gate, if we hadn't been guided here we would have probably never found this place.
Entering was quite simple, you just opened the gate and inside was a whole new world, exiting was also just as simple.
-This is the Sect, it's divided into four Districts, The deeper you go the higher the purity of Ki
-Whatever, so when can we go back?
-Immortal Yashin Soryu, you don't need to be impatient, you have to know that rushing to become an immortal is never a good thing
-I'm rushing to go back home, I'm not even planning on leaving the Mortal plane
-Oh and how do you plan on doing that, you know Immortal Ascension is inevitable, it might take a hundred or thousands of years, but in the end everyone has to face it and you are already half a step into becoming a true immortal, all that's left is the Divine Tribulation
-Is that so, then I will simply avoid the Heaven's eyes
-Does brother Yashin Soryu know of such a method?
-Immortal Gufuguluk might not know, but while I travelled in the voids of space lost and confused, I stumbled upon an interesting thing, it seems like the Divine tribulation cannot perceive your true cultivation if you Seal it
-And how does this help us?
-Let me ask you what will happen if you seal your cultivation to that of a lower realm, for example go down to nascent soul or the early levels of Dao seeking?
-Well it is possible, but at some point the seal will be undone
-What if the seal is created by someone with equal strength as yourself?
-It will take a tiny bit of labor to undo, so you're saying that you will seal your own cultivation to your current level?
-That's right, I have no reason to ascend, the world holds too much excitment and interesting things to explore, in reality I wouldn't even mind sealing my own cultivation to that of the foundation level and walk the earth once more
-Well gathering experiences is good, only problem is that we have had no Immortal Seal master, thus methods of Sealing are rather foreign to us
-But I'm not just a Seal master, truth be told I practice three methods at once, which complement one another, otherwise the Old Goat wouldn't be cultivating faster than me
-So you're saying that you have other methods as well?
-Well they're rather obscure but yes, I have a sort of Time distorting ability and a Clone creation ability, I can divide my power into two and generate a second body
-Well the last one sounds kind of pointless
-I wouldn't say so, in fact it's rather useful
-Creating clones is rather simple if you have the right materials, for example I've got three clones for my clone souls
Immortal Gufuguluk made three other people appear from nowhere, they looked nothing like him, I doubted they were even from the same species.
-You see and I can make them do whatever I want
-Then your methods are superior, my clone souls are too unruly and always berate me for my mistakes
-What!
The elder was shocked, but I didn't know why he was so shocked, don't his clones have a voice of their own?
-Young Immortal shouldn't joke like that, hearing voices from your clones is no different than having a heart devil, it makes advancing even harder, if you have one voice it means that you will have a tribulation worth of two people, instead of one, if it's three it's even worse, but four, that's simply unpresedented, how on earth did you pass your severing period?
-Nothing much, just rinse and repeat cultivating from foundation to severing, again and again, until I broke through, it's quite simple
-You did what?
-Isn't it simple, just seal my cultivation back to foundation, coultivate to Severing and when I grew strong enough I just broke through
-How wasteful, well it can't be blamed on you, you didn't know how precious the lightning from core formation really is for lightning cultivators, if you could trap some of it with a formation, Alas what a pity
-I don't know what's the big deal about that lightning, I'm sure I can summon it again if you provide me with a Nascent soul cultivator
-What will you do?
-Simple, I'll seal his nascent soul, forcing him to form a second one
-That could work, but it sounds time consuming
-Why should I care, after all if you passed the tribulation without breaking the seal, you're fine, if you don't you have to try all over again
-That's a rather unconventional method, I'll talk about it with the others, but right now let's go to my house, I've already sent a message to invite others, the deepest District has a formation that evades the watchful eyes of Heaven's Tribulation, here hide masters that are too afraid to take the final step and go to the immortal planes, Of course if your method works, They will probably be able to travel the galaxy like you and me
-By the way how do you people fix your time perception?
-Why do we need to fix it, if they can't see us, that means they are mortals and thus we shouldn't interfere in their matters
-Wait for me to try something
I undid my own seal on my perception of time, it was as I expected, everything stood still, the Immortal was moving really slowly, even the elder was moving at a turtle's pace
I used my will to make sure there was no oxygen or any gas around, afraid to cause an explosion of any sorts, but I discovered that my own body also moved really slowly, I had to use the teleportation ability to move around, but this was rather troublesome, my body could no longer keep up with my perception of time.
I put the seal back again and the elder was a little confused, all I did was teleport a few times, nothing extra ordinary.
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-You bastard, don't tell me you got even faster!(Elder)
-I wish I had, a pity that only my perception reached the next level, my body can't keep up at all(Yashin)
-That's the price of forsaking physical training, I'm sure you haven't excercised a day(Elder)
I wanted to say something in return, but the elder was right, at some point I had completely forsaken my body for spiritual cultivation. Although it's fine at the moment, but what if my perception gets even worse, that even my seals won't be able to mend it. What If I'm frozen in place and everything around me stood completely still?
I had to find a way to remedy that and physical exercise may help in that, especialy now that I might get my hands on those precious cultivation materials I've heard so much about.
His house was enormous, one could easily build a small town in his garden, there were a lot of people going around their daily lives, although most of them were frozen in time, while others were moving as if in slow motion.
The table was already set and we were waiting of the rest of the guests, it wasn't long and around 48 people, only a blind man would call them that, appeared around the table. They didn't even look at the table with the food and begun introducing themselves, every time a new person arrived I had to reintroduce myself and do the necessary promotions.
Unlike me the Elder seemed less sociable this time around, other than some common greetings he didn't put his head out of his shell, it seems he was rather guarded against these "people".
The atmosphere was rather jolly to say the truth, most of them were rather good guys, only problem was that I didn't understand what they were saying, thus Immortal Gufuguluk had to act as our interpreter.
There were only two other Immortals that spoke our language, one was a floating eyeball with tentacles and the other a weird big headed alien with large round eyes, Immortal Gufuguluk was your generic blue human, with some alien traits to boost his claims of being an alien.
The discussion of course went into the direction of my dispute with the elder really fast, even a blind alien monster could feel our "rivalry".
-It's rather simple, to solve this matter, your dispute comes from this Ryozanpaku and Yami conflict, then how about you sit down and see which of the two sides will win?(Eye Tentacle)
-That's not fair, this Old bastard has already made preparations back on earth and his side is better equiped for your suggestion(Yashin)
-Then how about you take your side and just populate another planet?(Gufuguluk)
-This is not about survivals, this is about principles!(Elder)
-Then why not just divide the planet population in two, depending on those that follow one principle and those that follow another(Big head)
-Earth has sentimental value for us humans, the problem isn't even about people, it's that I dislike his way of doing things(Yashin)
-Isn't that a bit hypocritical, if we hated every person on behalf of their believes, then there would have been nobody alive, since at some point in time, beliefs can change an ideologies can evolve(Eye Tentacle)
-Maybe you're right, but let me ask you, why should I give up on earth?(Yashin)
-Well making compromises now and then can help make friends and mend your pointless rivalry, to begin with I believe that both of you are in the wrong in this matter(Gufuguluk)
=And why is that?(Both)
-Because you asked for a planet which you have no interest in ruling over, Immortals as ourselves are like gods, the selection of a planet is meant for ruling over it and producing materials that can be used in cultivation, you have been fighting over a planet that has no worth whatsoever, even cultivating in that planet is near impossible due to what you call pollution and because of its oxygen atmosphere.
(Big Head)
-I wouldn't mind ruling it, after all my main purpose is to bang girls and have lots of descendants(Yashin)
The Elder was about to hit his hand on the table and teach me a lesson, but to his horror he saw everyone around clapping as if what I said was worth celebrating, but then Gufuguluk explained why.
-With youth comes excitement, but you have to try a lot, because as we become stronger, our reproductive capabilities take a blow, there are people sitting here with no descendants at all, because they spent all their lives cultivating, now that we're immortals, our bodies seem to find no interest in the act of copulation(Gufuguluk)
-Well It's sad, but I don't see what this has to do with me?
-Of course it has, there are 11 species that are compatible with the human gene, we will help you find a good match, so that your stay here won't be boring(Gufuguluk)
-Well, banging alien girls sounds nice, but how do they look like?
The Big Headed alien made an illusion appear, what appeared was more like a horror show, there were monster headed aliens, some sort of monster, even a hermaphrodite race that looked much like humans, I didn't fancy any of them.
-It seems that probably only earthlings can awaken young Immortal's desires(Gufuguluk)
-Wait, what about that girl over there with the pointy ears?
-That's an Alf, a slave I captured in one of our sorties, they have a few strong Immortals, but they aren't compatible with your race(Gufuguluk)
-I see no reason not to taste something new, how do I get one, are they all so pretty?
-It's not like they are rare or anything, but If you like girls depending only on looks and not so much for their use, there's a whole race of only females, we call the Syrens as they multiply by preying on adventurers, how about you give up on earth and take over their planet?(Big Head)
-Sounds enticing, but I can't give up on Earth, how about you give me that elf and I return to Earth with her?
-Young people, it's been a long time since I've had to deal with one, had forgotten how hasty and naive they are
(Eye tentacle)
-Young Immortal, the Siren System is next to the Black hole where the Alves come from, It wouldn't be an exageration to tell you that the little Alf you saw isn't even considred beautiful in contrast to their Noble and Extinguished Elven Princesses and Queens, whose cultivation is as good as our own, those are more than worthy trophies for someone whom seeks excitement(Gufuguluk)
-Also the Syren System has a rare resource called the Silent Water, It absorbs Ki causing anyone whom falls in it to be as helpless as a mortal, but its use is in external use, if you take some and lay it on your skin, it will be smooth and beautiful, many people travel to the Syren System just to gain a drop of this wonderous liquid(Big Head)
-I'm...
Truth be told, the Alf girl looked rather sexy and she was only wearing a white robe that outlined her beautiful features, as her cultivation wasn't high, she was motionless as a statue.
"Just go play with her already, we'll wait for you here"
The Elder said and the others seemed to agree with his proposal, this felt sort of like a set up, by all means I wasn't an idiot, the elder thinks that after I have fun with her, I will give up on earth.
I didn't even exit the Frozen world, I activated my domain and commanded her to "Move".
Under everyone's surprised gazes, they saw the girl begun to walk, it was insane and beyond their imagination, her body shouldn't be strong enough to move at all in the frozen world of the immortals, normaly unless carried around she would suffer greatly.
-Girl what's your name?
-sdfi fneu gidn?
I didn't understand what she was trying to say, but when her eyes fell on Immortal Gufuguluk, she knelt towards him as if she was looking at a God.
-Sdfi ginkgu gni, gidn ugn sdfsdfs asaf!
I didn't understand shit what he told to her, but the girl approached me, her eyes were full of tears, she opened her mouth wanting to kiss me, I didn't wish for those basic stuff, thus I raised her robe, examined her and her pussy and ass were all there, thus I begun, there was no reason to be gentle this time, thus I made it quick and painful.
When I looked back at the immortals, their eyes looked as if they had gone out of their sockets, especialy the Eye Tentacle monster's.
-Erm, young Immortal Bastard, I didn't know you were so adept in the art of torture, you do know that you just penetrated her peeing hole with your, little limb, Alf Copulation is through Mouth Sucking, exchanging fluids of the male and female, then spitting it all out, if the copulation works, a small cocoon will form from which the Alf baby will crawl out(Gufuguluk)
-Is that so, that means she has to kiss with my...
-I told you that your genes aren't compatible, even if you kissed her, other than taking her virginity, you would achieve nothing
-Let me try something else
I touched the crying girl in the head, sending Ki inside her, exchiting her, a few moments later she looked rather happy as she lay on the floor with a smile on her face and eyes dilluted as if she was on drugs.
-Young Immortal Bastard, what is the skill you just used?(Big head)
-Just something I invented on earth, something that excites females so much that they want more of it
-And you said he isn't demonic, now he also gives drugs to girls(Elder)
-Immortal Elder, we don't understand what giving medicine to girls has to do with this fabulous combat technique, of course it only works on weaker cultivators, but when the slaves refuse to work, this technique might be even more useful than a whip(Eye Tentacle)
It seems that the Elder was sitting with the wrong crowd, these people haven't even abolished slavery and he thinks that they will have a problem with killing people and polygamy?
-I've decided, I wish to spent 2 more years on earth and will then leave for the Syren System, I hope the Elder won't mind me collecting a few Harem girls before leaving earth, after all earth has so many beauties that I cannot just let them be, also I wish to take some stuff with me
-Young Immortal Bastard...(Big Head)
-Why do you all call me that?(Yashin)
-Isn't that your Immortal Title? Immortal Elder has been calling you like that for a long time now and you haven't denied it(Gufuguluk)
-Immortal Elder has been Insulting me for a long time, but since I call him Old Goat, it's an equal exchange of insults
-Earth sure has some strange customs(Big head)
-I too find kissing to produce children strange, but I have to ask you a question, what are the benefits of joining this sect?
-Well you get an estate and your descendants are allowed to move to this holy land and cultivate here, where the Qi is the purest, for example if you look over there, that small town if full of my descendants and their families, Where we are now is my Temple, where I'm worshiped as a god, At times I will appear to them as a mirrage, other times I will direct them and help them in their cultivation(Gufuguluk)
-So what about cultivation resources, weapons?
-Well You are given the ability to select a system to rule over, any resources you get there you can sell back here or to others for spirit stones, spirit stones have many uses and only the Immortals in the Heaven Realm have the ability to produce them, thus they are invaluable in the mortal plane, they can be used to trade or to recover and cultivate faster, as for weapons, we do have a few Immortal craftsmen, but our Formation master Ascended a decade ago, thus they cannot make anything stronger than rank 4 Immortal Items(Big head)
-So no resources and I have to travel to my territory to gather things to sell, your sect sounds like a scam
-Let me ask you young Immortal, you have the ability to take anything you want from the mortal world and nobody will dare to stop you, why would you need us to give you resources? All you have to do is go to your System, anyone that passes through your system, you can take a tax from them or do whatever you want with them, once the system is yours, nobody will care what you do there, unless of course you destroy it without a valid reason and demand another system, which we will probably give to you after some consideration(Gufuguluk)
-What about Skills? I lack even the most basic of combat and auxiliary skills, like how to control my spiritual pressure
-It depends on what sort of skills you wish to learn, "Will" control moves are exchangable with spirits stones, but the prices aren't cheap, regular Nascent soul skills and core formation skills you can acquire by trading as well, but they are a lot cheaper, as for skills of lower cultivation realms, just go to the libraries in the first district, nobody will stop you from learning them(Big head)
-Then I'll be going to the Library and then I'll go back to earth, once I finish collecting my things, I will set off for Syren System