I returned to my estate, it wan't even 9, but the party had already started, Bimbo had made sure that everything was ready while I had gone to secure some funds for this celebration.

I checked with my will and everything was as it should be, the snipers on the roof, bombs planted inside the mansion, all as it should be. There's zero chances they are people from Yami, but the chances of them being from the secret services was also unlikely, so whom were these people?

I observed their target and it turned out to be Super Milf, well she was supposed to be a big shot in Yami, but aren't they overdoing it a little.

I can even sense some of their hostility towards me and not only from them, there were also seemingly common passerbys that exuded hostility. Now this was rather strange, even stranger however were some of the workers in the estate, whom were obviously spies or assassins.

Well I want to see what Ryozanpaku has to say about all this.

The time was 9 o'clock, of the people I invited, only the people that were affiliated with Yami arrived, well not everyone, since I saw no reason to bring chinese loli to a deathtrap and the other three were already at the estate.

-Oi Boyo, next week you'll be invited to select a martial arts master and join Yomi, even if your martial arts are amazing, there are still lots of things for you to learn(Mikuto)

-Well if I'm free I'll pass by

-If you don't come, you'll regret it, because all the leaders will be there, and unless you're confident you can defeat them all, I advise you to act more respectful

-I promise, I won't bang them unless they're too sexy to give up on

-You little scoundrel

-We both know I'm not little

-You still lose to Hayato though

-Who's Hayato, your Ex?

-You could say so

-Can I ask you, how long those flies have been buzzing around my estate?

-Only ever since you disappeared, also I would advise you against drinking that coctail you're holding, it's drugged

-Is that why Bimbo's sleeping on top of our table?

-Nah, she just had too much to drink

-So in general you're sort of on vacations right now, or something

-Martial artists have no vacations, but a lot of free time

-I don't know, should I get rid of the flies or would that cause more bugs to crawl out?

-I think we have more guests for your party

-Oh? I didn't expect all the masters of Ryozanpaku to come for my return party

A brute old man wearing a childish mask for some reason decided to open a hole in my estate's wall. Couldn't they have just used the gate, it was open and right next to the wall he crushed.

-Mikumo Kushinade, Bewildering Fist of One shadow, Nine Fists of Yami, surrender and we will be lenient with your sentence(Police officer)

-Don't bother, unless we defeat her she won't surrender(Elder)

-We have already closed all the alleys and surrounded the house, the moment we charge in, there is no escape!(Police officer)

-Do you think your pitiful guns can stop her?(Elder)

-Of course not, but we can force her to a stand still, that's enough for you people to knock her out(Police officer)

-Ryozanpaku doesn't work like that

-We asked for you cooperation, you agreed to the plan and now you're backing off?

-How about, you let us deal with it first and if we fail, you go on with your plan

-It's too late! The JDF has alredy begun moving

Before the elder could speak, dozens of walls around the estate exploded and armed vehicles begun to appear from the holes, troopers with assault rifles coming out of them.

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"Pathetic insects, you have come to my party uninvited, as the host I will give you three second to decide how you die!"

My voice however was overshadowed by their leader's command

"Fire! Fire at Will!"

I froze time and looked as the elder was still able to move, although slowly as a snail, it seemed that his body refining skill was out of this world, but his speed was just as slow as those bullets traveling towards Super Milf, whom was also moving at the same speed.

I collected the bullets and then went forwards to jam their guns, all I had to do was prob them with my finger and a sizable hole appeared in them.

Once time resumed, everyone's guns flew from their hands as if they had been hit with a baseball bat.

"You have 2 seconds left to decide how you die"

My voice was once more ignored for their leader's orders.

"Retreat, Fire the heavy artillery"

The elder looked at it all as if he wanted nothing to do with this.

The shells were falling from the sky right into our location, with incredible accuracy, Super Milf wanted to simple dodge them and escape, but I had different plans.

I froze time and begun to collect the shells from midair, unless they explode, these shells were no different than weights falling with great force.

"One second to decide how you die"

The leader was nervous and his next words were directed at me

"We surrender! the government will reinbuse you for all your loses, we hope that you have a nice night"

I wasn't sure how to react to this, everyone begun to retreat, leaving the people from Ryozanpaku behind, to clean their shit.

-So did the masters come to have fun, I have to apologise, for the image of this place, but it seems that your acquaintances were in a rush to shit on my lawn and leave(Yashin)

-Nicely said(Sakaki)

-We did come for some fun, but not with you(Kensei)

-You sure know how to party, but where's the music?(Elder)

-I think your guests are more interested in me than you(Mikuto)

I looked at the masters and then sat while grabbing Super Milf and sitting her on my lap. It might have seemed funny since she was rather tall and I was shorter than her, but seeing me fodling her breast and her moaning in response, caused the elders to have mixed expressions.

-So how do you like the music?(Yashin)

-Disgusting(Elder)

-Lacks tact(Akisame)

-Needs improvement(Kensei)

The others were too shocked to speak, or simply didn't want to, Apachai was holding his eyes to block his face, but still peeped once or twice.

"The bar is over there, and while you're passing by, you can also turn the music on, it seems that my employees for the party decided to scram"

The Ryozanpaku masters didn't even bother to stay, they turned around and left, but not before someone tried to take a photo, only to fail for the first time, for some reason his camera didn't have a film inside, how mysterious.

The party was over before it even begun, but Kisara would still get her punishment for not coming, although I doubt it was intentional.

A party with only two people is no party at all, little twerp and Bimbo were long asleep and only me and Super Milf remained awake.

I don't know why but I didn't feel very welcome, everyone seemed to just ignore me, as if I was a side character in a movie or something.

Well if they don't wellcome me back, there's no reason for me to be polite, I called the number that government employee had given me, it took a few calls until he picked up, at first he was quite irritated and rude, but moments later he sang praises in my name.

"Noble one, please don't be mad about tonight's events, it was only to prove to some people that the money given to cater to your needs are worth the price and of course to prove that you were not an imposter"

Of course I knew that he was only telling me half the truth of the matter, but he did explain some other things that were of importance. Next week there was a Yami gathering, he was wondering if I could sneak there and record what they were going to talk about. Since the reward was substential I didn't say no, in truth I already knew what the meeting was about, since Super Milf had already informed me on the matter, it was to find me a master.

The next day Bimbo didn't go to school as she had a terrible hungover, little twerp also didn't go, but her reason was because her master was out cold and she tried her best to take care of her.

I didn't really have to go to class, but I went either way, just to socialize with people.

Kisara avoided me until the end, it was funny seeing her goofing around, playing the ninja as she hid behind every corner to see if I was there or not. I don't know why but she seemed really embarassed for some reason.

-Kitten, why are you hiding

-Hssssh!

-When you become a master will you transform into a catgirl or something?

-You scared the shit out of me!

-So why are you avoiding me?

-I'm not! It just so happened we didn't bump onto one another

-I wonder how that could have happened

-How indeed, well sorry about yesterday, we really wanted to come, but the police wouldn't let us through

-Is that so?

-Alright! Alright! Kenichi told us that Ryozanpaku had some business with that Super Milf of yours and that she's a wanted criminal, so we knew beforehard that going to your place would be pointless, I even called you

I looked at my phone and there really was one missed call from Kisara, at around 12o'clock in the night, not exactly what I was expecting, but at least she did call.

-Well I hope that you're ready for the punishment game later tonight

-Not again! Your punishment games are so tiresome, they're not fun anymore, every time I wake up unable to walk strait

-Well this time it will be even more special, even Super Milf couldn't walk after she tried it

-That super woman, couldn't walk?...gulp

Kisara's complexion turned pale, what sort of torture was it that could make that dangerous woman stay in bed, it was terrifying even thinking about it, normaly that woman would be the first to rise from bed and they wouldn't even see her nearby when they woke up.

-Don't worry you won't be alone, chinese loli will acompany you

-How, isn't she in china?

-Don't mind the small details

Kisara looked at me as if seeing the devil, her eye had a hint of fear in them, but that for some reason turned me on even more. I must hold it however, tonight I would have a royal buffet.