A/N Couldn't get my beta to read this so I did my best. Pls, don't hurt me with your words.

"Hello, Momo." I said, as I sat down at my desk. Today was a good day. All was according to plan.

Just have to get Issei to his date today without me dying. That'll be the best outcome. I'll just give him a quick set of instructions before he leavel, just to help him get it all into order. Just have to make sure that Raynare doesn't find out that I'm alive. If she does, I doubt that she won't kill me. Espcially now that she's onto me.

The only people who know are those in the church. I'll just have to get rid of everyone affliated with them before they can leave. Yes, even those smucks that are those lightsaber rejects.

"You're smiling to yourself, Akira." Momo stated, breaking me out of my thoughts.

"Doesn't mean you have to compliment me on it." I snapped back.

"No, why would I ever compliment you?" She asked.

"Because you're totally in love with me. Like, The Yuno kind of love." I said.

"Keep dreaming, the day I love you is the day I'll ...eat my own underwear." Her smirk was very satisfing to see.

Just you wait Momo, you have now landed on my harem. You'll be mine wether you like it or not. I want to make you squirm and feel everything I give you. I'll make you love me like no other.

Only to see her eat her underwear.

"Challenge accepted, Momo."

"Huh-Wait, I didn't mean-"

"Shhhhh..." I put my finger on her deilicate lips. "Don't fight it."

The day passed quickly. I still used [Friend Like Me ] to cheat on everything. I mean, I just using all my ablities, right? That should count for something.

It was currently the end of english class. I was packing my stuff away and talking to Momo about the book the class had just finished. Apparently, it was a continuation of last year.

Luckily enough, I didn't give a shit about it.

"You can't just read along with us, expecting to understand." Momo chastised me as we walked down the hall. "You need to read the book for yourself to get the emotional attachment-"

"Shhh..." I stopped her once again. "...You talk to much."

"Hypocrite."

Touche, little lady. Touche.

It was currently lunch meaning that I have to go to see a devil lady who doesn't know that I know that she and her childhood friend are both devils. I'm supposed to keep up that act? Man, this is stupid but the things we do for power.

It's better to make them think that I don't know, they'll be much more receptive and dismissive to me and my actions thinking that I'm new to the supernatural. This reminds me of that scene where Issei meets the devils.

I technically took his place but for some reason, I don't feel different. Whereas when Issei turned to devil, he explained that he felt weaker in the sun. Highly suspisious~.

"Knock, Knock, Knock." I swung oppened the door to the old building.

Contray to what you might believe, this place was swanky~.

Yes, I just made up a word.

Much cleaner to what I expected and I guess it has a victorian style theme thing going on. I don't really understand, only really stating that after seeing the similarities to the old hoems you find in london.

My stand appeared infront of me in a flash, face a mere few inches before mine. He deadly serious, strange when compared to his more goofy outlook on life.

He pointed to a large door down the hallway. It was locked down with chains wrapped around the frame. Police banners were stuck on, words like 'Keep out' and 'Caution' written on it.

I don't see the-Oh, is that who I think it is?

A little child who is lost with no-one to help him. An ablity he hates because he has no control over it. One that he's scared of becuase he uses it on his friends.

A ability that stops time.

...and I have a stand.

Kekekeekekek.

Today is a good day.

I'll be coming for you, Gasper~.

-=Here I Stand=-

"Look it's not my fault, who the hell stays in class after it's done?" I complained.

I was currently being beraded by Kiba as he stepped back into the room. I don't know how he knew I was here but I don't really care.

"...I guess you're correct in a way." Well more like he was politely asking a question. Damn nice boy, why can't the Excalibur arc come around so I can get a good reason to punch you.

Speaking of Excalibur, 5 of 7 pieces are being sent to Kouh for some reason. But that only gives me a reason to steal them for myself. Granted, I doubt I'm going to use them in their broken forms.

I really liked the legend of King Arthour so If I'm going to use it, i'm going to use it at it's full power. However, should I need to I'll use them. But I'd rather wait till I can get the last two pieces before using the sword. I'll need to figure out a way to combine them aswell.

Using a piece would just put me on the radar, if I'm not already on there at the time. I'll rather wait till I get all of them just to fuck with people. Just imagine the looks on everyone, especially the abrahamic factions, as I pull out Excalibur.

I wasn't the only one here, Koneko was sitting accross from me. She was eating a bar of chocolate, focusing solely on that. If she didn't want to talk, she can do her.

Akeno was here I think but Rias called her. There was a shower in the room and Akeno had goe to fetch some clothes for her.

Can I just say how stupid that is? Why the fuck would you have a shower in the room where you work and have meetings? Don't most people teleport into here? Was is to just tease Issei as he arrived into the room?

"Pervert."

"Fuck you, bitch." I replied to Koneko. She blinked and-was that a growl?

"There's no need for that, Akira." Akeno but as she appeared from no where? How does she do that?

Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

"She called me a pervert so I called her a bitch." I shrugged. "Seems like fair game."

"As much as you see as it being 'fair', I do not condone that kind of language with my junior." She stated. Since when was Akeno this calm and strict? "I might just have to punish you~"

There it is.

"I might just like it."

"Is that so~?"

Rias took this time to enter the room. Her was still damp from her time in the shower. "Can you two stop flirting please? We have important buisness to discuss."

"Yet you the one that was showing off your curves behind that shower curtain." What? I'm not above petty comments.

"Anyway..." Yep, change the subject, Rias, so you don't have to talk about it. "I'm sure you have questions about we talked about this morning?"

"Yes, I do." Of course, I had questions.

There is so much of this world I can learn, the creators really went wild when thinking of this sotry. Just the vast amounts of power, lore, domains, information and other things I can learn. Not only that but I can gain so much more power, some of which may be ones I've never seen or heard of before.

Of course, I had questions.

"How do your wings not destroy your clothes?" I had to ask the most important one.

"Magic." Rias 'kindly' supplied. "Don't you have any other questions?"

"Nah, I'm good really." I answered.

"If that's so, let me tell you the story of devils." Rias started. "Thousands of years ago-"

"I'm going to stop you right there." I interupted. "Nobody wants to go through whatever that is so you have to keep in 20 words or less."

"20 words?" She repeated.

"20 Words, Rias."

"Right? How do I-" She started.

"-That's 4 right there." I 'helpfully' supplied.

"You're counting it already?" She exclaimed rising out her seat. "That's not fair."

"I mean he did say you have to keep in 20 words..." Akeno chimed in. "..It's your fault for not listening to the rules."

"Fine."

"Not Fine Rais. Five."

"Shut up."

-=Here I Stand=-

"Devils, Angels and Fallen all fight because they are rasicts. Also Devils have a way to make other people devils." Rias spat out. "Are you happy?"

"Nah, I'm going to count that comma as a word." I said, sipping on some tea. What? I'm british, I like tea. (A/N Tea is a bit cheeky.)

"Fuck you, Akira."

"Are you sure?" I replied. "Don't blame me if you get hurt."

"Could I join? I don't mind hurting her." Akeno stated.

"Do you mean help her or hurt her?"

"Yes."

Kiba and Kenoko had long since left the clubroom. it was the start of the next lessons but I was content in sitting here. It was either a stuffy classroom with only Momo to piss off or in a private room with both Rias and Akeno. Where the latter can help me piss off the former.

It wasn't hard.

"Speaking of which, did you convert me by any chance?" I asked. I had a feeling in my stomach at becoming devil. I really did not want to be tied down to the polatics that comes with being a reincarnated devil. Not only that but I'll never be seen as better than any of the 'high-class', even though they do not deserve to be high class.

Seriously, the only devils I can think of that make the High-Class list is that Sairaorg guy or Vali. Those two are the only ones that I believe are High-Class and even then they both might be in ultimate. I don't really know the class system so I might not be getting it right.

"No, I was unable to." Rias supplied. "Something was blocking it so I had to use alot of my magic to heal you normally."

"Okay." I sighed out.

"You sound relieved." Rias stated.

"As much as becoming a devil seems like a good idea..." Yeah. No. "I'd rather be a human."

"Why's that?" Akeno asked. "What's wrong being a devil?"

"I'll pobably have to deal to deal with other devils, most of which will most likely be made up of assholes." I started.

"Well, you're not wrong." Rias chimed in.

"Also, I'd feel much better going my own way. If I die because of it, I die with my head held high. I have my pride of relying on myself and only myself." I stated.

The two of them didn't like that, evident by the frowns on their faces. Let's change the subject before they notice I've been sliping up.

"Rias, how's that Fullmetal going?" The visible glee on her face was enough to take her mind off of what we were talking about earlier.

"I'll guess I'll leave you two at it." Akeno said, before leaving the room.

-=Here I Stand=-

I can't believe I said those stuff. I almost said that she had a peerage of devils before she even told me. I knew I was impulsive but this is too much.

Nothing I can do about it now, I currently have a date to set up.

"Issei." I called out to the boy who was waiting by the gate. Many of the girls looked shocked. From what I learnt from my short stay here is that they don't want more perverts in the school. I overheard one girl asking if I was a pervert before I introduced myself to the class yesterday.

"Ah, Akira." He replied as I got close. "You sure you've done it?"

"Of course I did. She's going to meet you today." I stated.

"Right, today you say?" He repeated.

"Today."

"TODAY!" He screamed into my face. Man, he can reach really high when wants to.

"Yep, so get changed, take a shower and meet me at the mall entrance around 4:45. Don't worry about money, I got it. Also, take my number. It'll help me find you easier." I said, rushing him to his house.

"RIGHT, THANKS." He screamed, running off home. That idiot's got loads of time.

Guess I'll just wait for him at the mall.

-=HERE I STAND=-

"There you are Issei." I called out as he ran over. "And might I say, if I wasn't completly and utterly straight, I might fuck you...if I was wasted."

"Thanks?" He questioned.

"You're welcome." I replied handing him a thick envelope.

"H-How do you have so much money?" Issei stated. "I don't need that much."

"Take it. I don't really care." I shrugged. "Just make sure to give her one for me."

"Give her one of what?" It took him a second to realise what I meant. "Ooh~, you betcha."

I put a hand on his shoulder, "There she is over there."

I pointed his head to where Raynare was sitting, I'm guessing in her Yumma disguise. "Wow."

"I know." I was about to walk away before I turned back. "Also, I told her I was ill for certain reasons, just tell her you didn't see me today."

"Umm...Ok?" He looked at me weird but still left.

I watched him go as a single tear fell down my cheek. "Today we watch a boy become a man." With a single wipe, [Friend Like Me] rid me of my tears. "Thank you."

Now it's time to follow the two lovebirds on a date. One of them wanting to kill the other and the other not knowing he's been set up.

Kekekekekeke.

-=HERE I STAND=-

This has got to be the most boring thing I've ever done in my life. Issei talks a big game with his harem but when he gets into a situation where he can act on it, he clams up.

All he does is some small chat while struggling to keep his eyes of her chest. Raynare is annoyed but hiding it when he looks. Plus with all that money, all he bought was a small necklace. I don't know how much it cost but I can tell from here that was a rip off.

Maybe I should teach him how to go on a date with girls.

Nah.

It'll be so much more satifying should he die. If he dies, so be it. If he doesn't, I'm going to get him kicked out of Kouh. A pervert who can't be asked to keep his basic desires hidden is a whole lot of trouble. With one small push, he could easily become a sex offender.

Not that I care to be honest. I'll give him this small mercy of saving his boring future by kicking him out of the school.

I'm not letting him get in the way of my harem.

They belong to me.

Pulling up my phone, I send him a little text. I didn't really care about what he did, he can fuck up all he wants but I just want him to end up at the park that he orginally died at.

Also, Rias doesn't know about this date. Why would she? The fallen only came to Kouh a few days ago so they hadn't time to observe Issei. So no contract for you fucker.

I left the Mall before I sent the message. I wanted to be there when they arrived. I wanted to see this go down.

So with a beating heart filled with excitement, I wait.

I wait and wait till I finally see them both arrive in view. I knew that Raynare knew I was here. But first she had to kill Issei.

"Issei, I had a lovely time but I want to ask you a favour." Raynare asked shyly. I was weird to see her like this.

"Y-Yes?" God, can you be anymore pathetic, Issei? Show some backbone.

"Will you die for me?" Here it comes.

*SLICK*

He's dead. He dead. Finally, he's been impaled like he's always wanted to do.

[Friend Like Me] appeared beside me, giving me the courage to leave where I was hiding.

"You're the human that's be-YOU!" I'm guessing she recongised me. "How are you still alive?!"

"Let's just say I had a little help." I stated.

[Friend Like Me:-

"I was wrong to let you live. This time I won't-Huh, What's going on?" A golden light appeared on her stomach. She couldn't see it, even with how bright it was. It had died down lightly to show a picture of a golden lamp.

A red version had appeared on Issei. I'm guessing it corrisponds with what I'm taking.

"I would explain but I don't really want to." I stated, smoke slowly rising around me. "I'd rather show you."

-A Whole New World]

[Friend Like Me] started to fly around with a gleeful smile on his face. I watched while the same smile had slowly started to grow on my own.

Are You Ready?~

"Are ya ready?~" I followed after [Friend Like Me].

Transformation Central~

The smoke started to grow higher and higher as we sung. It was getting harder for her to see however I could see clearly. It filled me with great power as the smoke surrounded the two of us.

"Reformation Central~"

Raynare tossed and turned within the smoke. Her own face was full of shock at the feeling of the smoke envelouping her. Issei wasn't any better as the smoke slowly rose his body into the air. I watched as the the symbols slowly grew brighter and brighter.

"Transmogrification Central~"

Two streams exited from both thier bodies. It was like a river mixed with golden honey and rich blood. I could see the discomfort of Raynare as she held her stomach.

"Can you feel it?~" The two of us now sang in sync. His astral body now overlapping my own.

"Can you feel~ it?~"

"Please stop..." Raynare called out. Her cries for help were ignored by the two of use as we sung.

"You're changin',You're changin',You're changin', All right."

The smoke envloped the two of use, leaving only the golden glowing eyes to stare back at her.

"I hope your satisfied. But If you ain't don't blame me!!"

"I'll do anthing, please. Don't take away-"

"You can blame my Friend on the other side~"

"You got what you wanted."

The glow stopped signally the finished transaction.

"But you lost what you had.."

-=Here I Stand=-

I wanted to use that song in the transaction but I didn't want to call the ablity [Friends on the other side], other wise that would sound wierd to me.

I'll probably change it up when I do it again.

Tell me what you guys think about the ending of the chapter, hopfully it was good. It doesn't seem that good to me.

Also, I don't think any reads it but my other story is getting scrapped. Do not like it and I was trying to hard to make it a good story, destroying it in the process.