"I don't even know where the school is, how am I supposed to get there?" I asked myself, as I woke up the next morning.

Wasn't Rias supposed to tell me yesterday? I get she has her own issues but, seriously, she came to do a job.

I fear for those who use her contracts.

Also, where the hell is [Friend Like Me]? I can feel that he's around but I don't know where. This is highly suspisous.

"Hello, my baby..."

That's him, isn't it?

*BANG*

I jumped out of bed at the sound of my door slamming open. [Friend Like Me] was there holding a plate filled with enough pancakes to fill a familiy of four. He wore the sterotypical style dress that wouldn't be outplace on a 50's wife.

"Hello, My honey. Hello, my-"

"Stop. Just stop. I don't have time or energy for this." I cried out, interupting the music coming out of nowhere.

[Friend Like Me] looked dejected. He placed the plate on the desk before leaving, turning back on more time so I could see his tear filled eyes.

Now, I feel bad.

I'll apologize later. First, lets open up my new laptop. If I'm going to figure out how to get there, the best place would be online.

*Poke*

"Yes, [Friend Like Me]?" I asked, as he appeared behind me. His index fingers poking together as he shuffled around nervously.

He pointed to the laptop as a blush appeared on his blue skin.

"You want this?" I held up the laptop.

He shook his head and went down to grab one of the plastic covers.

"No, [Friend Like Me]..." I stated, grabbing his hand. He turned to me with wide eyes, anticipation my words. "We do this together."

And with that, a bond between brother became stronger. Stronger than ever before.

Here I Stand

"Yeah, I'm bored already. You do you man." I waved him off as I stepped out of the room, grabbing the plate and heading off into the kitchen.

I could hear weird moans as I- You know what? I'm just going to ignore it.

I opted to open the letter that was glowing upon the messy kitchen table. Seriously, how much did he use when creating pancakes? I don't think I'd be able to finish this plate. I'm going to have to take this to eat at school.

*Ahem*

I said I would be leaving you but I lied, bwawahahaha-

Skip. .Skip.

You are now half British, half japanese. Woo~

You can thank me later.

I have given you a map of Kouh (Which may not be legal.) and directions to your school. [Friend Like Me] would have told you but-

"Oh, god yes."

It sounds like someone's shooting a porno up there. God fucking damn it, man.

-He's a bit wierd.

Anyway, you're uniform is at school. That red-head was supposed to give it to you but didn't. She has relationship issues she has to deal with but I don't care. Just telling you to see what you do with it.

Just hop to school and you'll should have no trouble.

Signed Mora.

P.S Brave wanted his old skateboard in the story so you now have to ablity to ride one.

*Crash*

Just because I was given a skateboard, doesn't mean I need to riding it. Why would I do that in my home?

Getting up from the floor, missing the table by an inch, I see the new skateboard turned upside down. Underneath it, it had the image of Slifer, the Sky Dragon, flying in the air. All things considered, kinda weird when condering my plans.

That reminds me, I'll be seeing him later today, won't I?

It give me the perfect chance to see my stand in action. It's one thing to know his ablity, it's another to be able to use it correctly. Especially, when I don't want anyone to know about it. It'll be my little trump card.

That reminds me, I need to know my stand's stats. It'll help in the long run to know before I get killed trying to figure it out.

"[Friend Like Me]" I called out, my stand appearing beside me with a infectious grin. I guess someone was- Not going to think about it.

Now I'm thinking about it.

[Friend Like Me] rushed forward and grabbed a pillow, he threw it into the air, pulling his arm back.

"ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~AWRYYYYY~!"

"Arrivederci."

That beautiful stand cry.

I think I'm falling in love.

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The pillow was didn't get destroyed as much as I hoped. I suspect that my stand only has the destructive power of a normal person. I think that was a C rank.

He has a high speed, that's for certain. I think I'd perfer a faster but weaker stand. It might be less powerful but it will be able to hit more. Though at this point, it really doesn't matter.

His range is weird, it seems like he can be further away from me than what most close range stands could. He walking around the house whilst I was asleep as well.

Food for thought I guess.

That's it for now, don't really know how to mesure durablity, precision or development.

I could do precision but I first need to get a pen and paper so I get my stand to draw things he sees in the distance. That would be a good test, I believe.

With a wave goodbye, [Friend Like Me] leaves. All is left to is too take a shower, get changed and head to school.

Let's not forget the large amounts of food he's left that still on that plate.

So troublesome.

Here I Stand

Today is a school day, my first day at Kouh Academy. Yeah, time for hormonial tenagers that let their impulses run their bodies. It can't be helped I guess. I don't really want to put myself into the spotlight by not going to school without a good enough reason.

Flicking the skateboard into my hands, I gaze upon my new school for the next while. It look more like a high end Univercity than a school to be honest. I guess that's what you get when your have daddy pay for your new school.

"*ahem* Excuse me sir, but I will have to ask you to leave the premises." A voice called out behind me as I marveled the school.

I turned around to see the head of a white haired beauty looking up at me.

I noticed, on the ride here, that most people were shoter than me, the women more so than the men. It weird to stare down at a person as they spoke to you.

"Why's that?" I asked. I'm supposed to be here and I have proof of that.

But she doesn't need to know that?

"Do you really need to ask that kind of question? You could be a danger to our students." She stated, crossing her arms.

"Why would I be a danger? I'm just looking around and nobodies here."

It was kind of wierd, I was expecting to get that murmur of the laides of this school about the new handsome dark chocolate that had now come here but no...I guess I'm blessed to not be dealing with that.

As much as my lower half wants it.

"If you don't leave I'm going to call the student president." The think she's so smug. Wait, isn't she in the peerage of Souna? That would make sense then.

*Gasp*

Thank's for that [Friend Like Me].

"Go ahead, I would to see who this Student President." I retorted in a sing-song voice. "I have a few words for her myself."

"There's no need for that." Another voice called out. "I saw him arrive at the student council office so I came down myself."

"Hello there, you must be Souna." I called out, making little shiro over here turn to her king in confusion.

"That is correct. I aplogise for any confusion Momo has caused." She stated, coming closer with Tsubaki at her heal.

"Nah, it was funny messing with her."

"Eh?"

"No wonder, you got along with Rias." Souna started, "You remind me of her."

"Is that a compliment?" I snickered. "I don't think we were that far already, we just met."

"Please..." Souna turned a Tsubaki snorted behind her hand. "Just follow me."

"Come on, my dear Momo." I called out, following Souna and Tsubaki.

"Eh?"

Here I Stand

"May I ask why you're in so early?" Tsubaki stated "Most student don't even come in for another half an hour. The only people here are those in clubs and those aren't even open at this time of year, being that the year just started."

It's early, damn. "Uh..." I hesitated. "I didn't get my uniform so I thought it would be better to come in before the other students do. It'll make it easier on the teachers if they didn't have to deal with my shit right away."

"Is that so~?" She replied, raising an eyebrow at me.

"Yep."

"May I ask you to refrain from swearing, I don't know you do it at home but at this school we care for our appearance. It wouldn't be good to see one of our students to be using such vulgar language." Souna interjected.

"All I said was-"

"Ah."

"But-"

"Ah"

"Fuc-"

"Not a word."

"Fine."

You've think you've won? You Fool.

With my tounge, I'll destroy your innocence and-

[Friend Like Me] stood beside me wearing the Kouh Academy uniform, his blue head turned red as steam errupted from his ears.

That's not...That's not a sight I want to see anytime soon. Or again acctually.

He disappeared as we arrive the student council office. I didn't know what kind of defences they had here so I dismissed him. Who knows what the hell could happen to him?

As we entered the room, I immediately noticed the lack males here. That would mean that either Sanji hasn't been reincarnated yet or he isn't here, could be either of them.

"Take a seat, Akira. Momo will go and collect your uniform whilst we talk about your enrolment here." Souna stated.

She directed me to one of the two large sofas that we placed in the room. She sat upon one while Tsubaki stood behind her.

"I'm not in trouble, am I? I don't remember what I did wrong." I asked exasperated.

"No, nothing wrong. Rias failed to inform you of the classes, expectations and give your timetable to you. Other than that, I don't see why we have to keep you here."

I let a sigh of relief. I don't really want to deal with detention or anything like that on my first day.

"Right, just asking."

"Shall we get started then?"

Here I Stand

"Seriously, she talks to much. Hadn't of been helpful, I would have asked her to keep it consise." I thought aloud. "I mean she didn't need to confisate my skateboard. A warning should have suffcied."

"Well...she does have a habit of going on and on sometimes." Momo replied.

"Plus, this uniform is way to tight on me." I stated pulling on my collar. "I thought this was fan-service for the guys, not the girls. There's no way my chest should be outlined like this."

"Eh?"

"Don't worry about it, little Momo. You just keep being pretty."

"You can't insult and compliment me at the same time." She said, with a small tint of red on her cheeks. Wether it's anger, embarasment or full blown love, I don't know. I just love how it's more noticeable in anime.

"Eh?" I copied her.

"This here is where your classes are going to be." She stated 'cheerily', "Unfortunately, you're in my class. So I'm going have to deal with you for the time being."

"Great working with you, Senpai~"

She rolled her eyes and walked off, leaving me to catch up to her. Not hard when my strides are longer than hers. It was about time that more people started to trickle in. I could tell with the amount of girls in the halls and their bueatiful uniforms. Whoever made them must be a pervert such as I.

Here I Stand

"So this is the building that houses the ORC." Momo supplied, getting used to me being around.

"So what they do is have a whole building to themselves so they can do what ever they want. Let me guess they don't have a teacher to look after them, do they?" I asked with a sigh.

"N-No..." She stuttered.

"Hoh, and prey tell, what do they do?" I asked, looming over her. "'Cause to me, it doesn't seem to be a real reason to have a club."

"Look, if I say anything, Souna will have my head."

"I get it. I doubt anyone would want to get on her bad side." I replied as I stood normally. "Fear Souna and her lectures."

"Don't forget her paperwork, I don't think anyone likes her paperwork."

"True that."

"And the long calls about counsil work."

"That's it~" I hissed "Release your hatred."

"Her strict deadlines are so~ annoying, don't you understand I have better things to do then stay up for hours for you?"

"Go on~"

"Everything has to be perfect as well, not one mistake. She-"

"That's Sona for ya."

"Aye, Happy." I called out cheerily.

"Happy?" Momo questioned."Oh, it's just Rias." She let out a breath of relief. "How much did you hear?"

"About 'Release your hatred'. I didn't know you hated her this much."

"W-Wait, No. I...Gah." She sent a glare my way before running off. Giving me glimpse of her purple underwear.

Niceu, Niceu.

"I don't see why I deserved that. I did nothing wrong."

"You fueled her anger till it all came out." She sighed "You'd make a great devil."

"Pot calling the kettle black, Miss Gremory." I replied "How's your camel, huh?"

"Very funny." She retorted dryly. "Lessons are about to start soon, do you know where your class is?"

"Yeah, no thanks to you by the way."

She turned away scratching her cheek "Sorry about that I was under-"

"Don't worry about it Rias . I don't really care. I've heard it all before." I said, walking back into the main building.

"But I-"

"No, It's fine, my dear. I see what I mean to you."

"Get back here and let me explain."

"NIGERUNDAYO~"

HERE I STAND

"It seems like everyone is here-except for the new student we were supposed to have today." The teacher called out, making the class erupt in erractic wispers.

"I wonder who it's going to be."

"It might be a new prince, like Kiba. let's not hope it's a pervert."

"Did you see the guy walking around with Momo? They seemed close." One of the girls stated before moving towards said girl. "Hey, Momo. What's his name?"

"I don't really know him. I just met him today." She said, trying to calm the girls around her down.

"Come one, you must of at least known his name."

"Well, I-"

"I am coming through the door~"

"Damnit."

"Like a normal person."

Here I Stand.

"My name is Akira Kenshin, Rember it or don't." I said to the class.

The teacher sweatdropped. (It can't be real), "Is that all?"

"What else do you want from me?"

"Something you like, something you dislike, maybe some dreams for the future, hobbies. Things like that."

I smiled, an eye smile but a smile nonetheless. "Things I like and Things I hate. I don't feel like telling you that."

"Eh?" Found Momo.

"My dreams for the future...never really thought about it." I stated. "As for my hobbies, I have lots of hobbies."

"That was very informative." Teach replied dryly. "Go take a seat."

"I don't see one empty."

"Sure there is, The author placed one next to Momo."

"Oh, Ok."

"Can I move?"

"No~" I called out. "You cannot."

"For fucks-"

"No swearing Momo. Don't want to upset Souna, do you?"

Here I Stand

If lessons are going to be like this, it'll be a breeze. I've learnt that while japanese school is harder than what I had back home. A little help from [Friend Like Me] goes a long way when doing a test.

It's never cheating, if you're not caught.

"Finally...I've caught you."

Godamnit.

Oh, it's Rias. "Hello Red. How are you?" I asked.

She was breathing heavily. It was fun to her chest move. I don't think there was a boy (and a few girls) around that couldn't take their eyes off of it.

"How am I? Let me tell you how I am."

"Go ahead, I standing right here."

"I need you to come to the ORC today? I have something I want to talk to you about."

"Sorry I have plans today. Not sure if I'll be done today so I may not be able to see you for a while."

"Oh okay, that's fine. Will I be able to come over today?"

"Sure, don't forget to bring something to wear tonight." I cried as before walking away.

I know that will spark something in the gossiping world of teenagers. Lets see how Rias deals with that.

Her repuation will be ruined- ruined I tell you.

KueKueKueKueKue.

I guess she could just shake around those fun sized ballons she calls breasts and get the all of them following like a cult again.

"Do I hear a fellow lover of breasts? They're amazing, aren't they?"

"Honestly, Asses are much better than breasts. Boobs are overrated." I stated, replying to whoever called out to me in the middle of the street.

Who the hell-Hoh?

My prey dares to approach me?

Instead of running away, he's coming to me?

Even though I will take the one thing that will make you a harem king?

How foolish.