"Seriously though, Asses are much better." I stated.

I could see how much that was grating on Issei's nerves. "No, way. Just the thought of boncing tittes should be in the forefront of your thoughts."

I shrugged "Sorry Bro. I can see why you like it but it ain't my thing."

"I guess, that's good enough." Issei sighed.

"Let's start over, my name Akira Kenshin. Lover of asses and all that shit."

"My name Issei Hyoudou, Lover of Oppai-"

"I'm going to stop you there." I stated, interupting him. "Don't do that."

"Don't do what?" He asked.

"Speak in japanese terms, we're speaking in english." I stated.

"No we're not." He replied.

"In the fic, we are." I retored. He looked confused but nodded.

The two of us walked hom together. My home wasn't anywhere near here but I had a plan and needed to see it through.

We found ourselves on the bridge that Issei was asked out on.

"Tell me Issei, do you have a girlfriend?" I started "You seem like a nice guy, so why not?"

"It's just..."He sighed. "Most people at school think I'm a pervert." He said, leaning over the handrail.

"But you are, aren't you?" I asked, facepalming. He doesn't even try to hide it.

"Yeah but I just want to achieve my goals. To live my life as a harem king." Life seemed to spring back into him as he said those words. It was inspiring.

Had it not been so fucking stupid.

Half way through the second season, he achieved his goals. He was just to much of a pussy to get some. I would have-you know what?

Fuck it.

I'll be harem king. Just to fuck with you and every thing you've ever wanted.

"Why not settle down with one girl first?" I stated. Until I can take his girls, I'll pay the waiting game. "Putting all your energy into a sigular person you love is much more rewarding than trying to spread it out."

"Yeah but..." He hesitated. I doubt he even knows what being in realationship means. His viewing of porn has destroyed how he thinks the real works. Better for me then.

"I got an idea...how I about I introduce some one to you?" I stated.

He brightened up instantly. "Really? Who is it? Does she have-"

I put my hand up causing him to stop. "Don't worry about the details. I'll tell you them whenever I'm ready."

"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank-"

"Stop hugging me, man." I pulled him. "There's only one thing I need you to do for me."

That got him to stop, tiliting his head in confusion. "What is it? I'll do it."

I came in close and wrapped my arm around his shoulder. I didn't want anyone hearing it. "I do this and I take ,let's say, you're sacred gear."

He jumped back instantly. "No way man. That's too valuable. Not on my life."

He knows what it is? He Knows?!

All my plans.

Everything I wanted, all out of my grasp because he knows what a sacred gear in?

You can't be serious?

I could have been so powerful. With Ddraig by my side and [Friend Like Me] at my back, there would be no limits to what we could do. I could have been the strongest, enough to make someone like Ophis a mere pet for me to play with.

No, I refuse.

I will-"How am I supposed to have sex with out it?"

"Huh?" Both me and my stand stated, appearing out of nowhere.

My eyes trailed down to where he was holding.

You got to be fucking serious?

"God fucking dammit, Issei. I'm not talking about your dick."

My god. Just for that, I'll get you the 'perfect' date. Not only will I get something out of this but i'll be able to do two contracts for the price of one.

"Right, sorry. I'm going to head home, now. I didn't mean-"

Again, I put my hand up. "Don't really care, Issei. Go do you."

With that he rushed home, no doubt telling his parents. He's so nieve and I love it. All I have to do is get him a date with a girl. Any girl?

Maybe that Mil-Tan. Nah, I've got the perfect person.

It's not like they won't have date with him any way.

-=Here I stand=-

"Hello, anyone here?" I called out.

I was currently at the abandoned curch. This is where my prey was staying in the story. That and the other fallen angels. Let's not forget the stray exsorsite (Don't know how to spell it XD) that live here.

"Eh...Who the hell is that?" Taking about strays. We've got Freed stading before me. His crazy scowl eteched on his face as usual.

"I'm just here looking for someone." I told him.

I've got to be careful. I might have a stand but if I get the fallen in a fight, I'll surely lose.

The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.

"Run along, kid. I don't wanna spray blood on the doors." He said opening his cloak to reveal his light gun. "It's a mess to clean up."

"She's about yay-high, wears skimpy clothing like a weird S/M deviant, won't stop talking about her love or power and I'd love to smash." I listed off.

He stood their paiently as I spoke, nodding to himself as I gave him the discription. "Now you think about it, her clothing is pretty weird but I ain't complaining."

"Neither am I." I explaimed, high-fiving him.

"Did we just become best friends?

"Yep."

The sound of flapping appeared from nowhere. The two of looked up as lone black feathers fell to the ground.

Standing there was the scandelous Kalawarner. Her revealing (Is is revlealing to show more skin that clothing or is it called something else?) sending all the right signals to my head.

"Who is this and why is he not dead yet?" Ohhhh, she just got onto my shit list.

"Kalawarner, this is-What's your name?" Freed asked me.

"Akira."

"And he wanted to see Ray-Ray."

We both had to jump out of the way to dodge a stick of light as it came down above. "And why should I go find her? I don't see the benfit of doing so." She asked me.

"Well, what if I had to say that I could get you close to the one you're watching?" I questioned.

I watched as her eyes widend before dropping down. She pointed a light stick at my head and pushed it forward. "I'm going to take you to her and we're going to have a chat about how you know that." She stated, urging me to go forward.

"Okay...if you say so."

She lead me around the church, I was sure it wasn't supposed to be this big. I think she was trying to lead me around the place and getting me lost. Smarter than I what I gave her credit for.

We arived at a old and warn wood door. I could see the light was escaping the room from here, they could at least fix up the place.

Kalawarner stepped forward, keeping the stick to my neck as she knocked on the door. "Raynare, someone's here for you."

We heard a distance voice "Go away. I'm busy."

"He knows about our task." She supplied. This had gotten the door to smash open.

"How?!" Looking at Rayneare, she was something special. Not in the good way. Even I could see that she was insane. And that not from looking at the semi-naked picture of Azazel in the room. That was something I didn't need to see.

Kala (Her name is too long) was about to say something but Raynare opted to pull me into the room. With a final "Wait here, till we're finished." she slammed the door closed.

I stared at the firm ass that she showcased to me before she turned around. "How did you know of our mission? We were only given it a few days ago."

A few days ago?

I have a feeling that Mora knew about this.

"Don't need to worry about that, I've got a way for you to get close to Issei." I redirected her question.

"Oh, and how would that be?" She asked condeceningly.

"He's a massive pervert. All you have to do is go on a date with him and see if he has his sacred gear." I stated.

Her eyes widened at the thought "Really? It's that simple."

"Yep, just get close to him and you can give Azazel the report yourself." I crept up close to her. "Just imagine Azazel, rewarding you for your mission."

She suddered as she thought of the idea. "But how will I get close to him? He obviously won't trust someone he hasn't met."

Oh how wrong you are. "I can do that. You just have to do one thing for me though."

She looked at me with the same digusted look she had when she killed Issei. "Hoh, I could easily force you to do it for me. Why would I do something for you?" She stated.

"Does the thought of seeing Azael being naked not plauge your mind? To feel him hold you close and pleasure you with years of exprience that he has gained?" Her breathing had gotten heavier as he knees weakened.

"Yes..."She breathed out.

"So tell me? Will you grant me your light? Or will you lose this oportunity forever?" I asked her.

"I-I..." She hesitated.

"I doubt that he'll have room for faliures."

And with that, she lost all resistance "I accept."

"Pleasure doing buissenss with ya." I said, leaving her in mess of her own juices on the floor.

Leaving the room, I found Kala still waiting there. "My dear, I hope I haven't been keeping you for long."

"What the hell did you do to her to make her moan that loud?" She stated, I could see something glistening at the bottom of her microskirt.

"Oh, nothing. Unless you'd like to expience it too." I asked with made her chuckle.

"Yeah, sure some other time." She started to walk off as I followed. "Though, I doubt you can keep up." She sent a sly smirk my way.

"Guess, we'll just have to see, Don't we?" I replied before we fell into a comforatble silence.

-=Here I Stand=-

"What do you think about Raynare?" I asked, as we approached the entrance.

She looked back at me with a raised eyebrow "Raynare? Like what?"

"You don't like her much do you?" I stated. It mainly a shot in the dark but I imidiately understood her as someone who liked to take command, looking down upon both Freed and I as we spoke.

"I don't think anyone does. Millet likes to go out to town to stay away from her and Dohnaseek only stays because he thinks he has a chance to get laid." She spat out.

"What about you?" I asked, I was getting into dangerous territory, any wrong word and I could be killed.

I should be fine with all I acomplished today but I wanted more.

"She bosses people around way too much. This team was choses half-heartedly by Azazel. If he really cared, he wouldn't of sent singular winged angels." She huffed. "The only times he cares about something is wtih sacred gears."

"What if I told you that Raynare isn't going to around much longer." I told her.

She snorted "Oh, yeah? And what can you do? Even if I tell you all of this, You're just human."

I hid my anger behind my smile, "All you have to do is work for me when she disappears."

She snickered a little. "So you want to me to trade one boss for another? You won't be able to kill her anyway."

"Is that so?" I'll show you for underestimating me. "I'll get rid of her and you'll obey me, deal?"

"Yeah right. Like be able to kill her. Fat chance, you don't even have a sacred gear." She laughed. "Had it not been for Raynare's delusions, I doubt you'd still be living."

"So you have nothing to lose right?" I questioned.

She snorted again "Go on, I'll play your little game." She shook my hand.

"I'll be sure to hold my end of the bargain."

"Good Luck."

I waved back as I walked off back home.

The day has been so productive. I've not only gotten the Boosted Gear locked in but the secrets to light magic and a spy in the Fallen faction. All I have to do is get a date between Issei and Raynare and all is sorted.

Not only that, I need to get some way to use that magic. No way am I going to use maths to fight.

The path to power is a long one but boy is not fun.

-=Here I Stand=-

"How long have I been in there?" I asked myself aloud. It was pretty dark outside.

A lot of the shops were closed for the night. I couldn't have been in there for that long. It wasn't like-

A flash of sliver apeared before me before I felt myself being lifted off of my feet. I sturggled against what ever it was that had pulled me by my neck into the alley way.

[Friend Like Me]

"ARI~" It screamed out, hiting whatever it was that was holding my neck. I grabbed my stand's hand as it helped me up.

It looked to be some wierd frog thing that had a silver tongue. His eye's bulged out in time with his throat. His croaking was irriataing, enough to make me wince slightly everytime he did it.

So this is a stray devil?

"Man, you don't look good. You should get that checked up." I stated as it stared at me.

"Foolish human. You dare to oppose-" The devil started.

"-Look as much as I'd love to hear your voice, I don't, I got somewhere to be so if you don't mind." I intruppted.

It let a large croak before it's tongue lept out me. Instantly, [Friend Like Me] appeared to defend it user. It grabbed the tongue and pulled it in. With it right hand clentched, it let out what almost made me cry that night.

"ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARI~ARYYYYYY~"

"Arrivederci" I fiinshed as the devil flew back. I doubt he can-

"That actually hurt a bit." Of course he gets back up.

"As much as I want to stay behind, I got stuff to do. " I stated, [Friend Like Me] disappearing.

"Where the hell do you think you're-"

"Hey look, it's a wizard."

"You think I'll fall for-hey get back here."

I ran out of there with all my might.

I thought that [Friend Like Me] was strong, I mean he can punch hard but that doesn't mean squat to a devil, or any other supernatural for that manner.

Luckily enough, I got home safely.

-=Here I Stand=-

"Luckily, it was distracted by Akira so I was able to take it by surprise." Kiba stated, standing before Rias.

"Good job, Kiba. You did well." Rias replied.

"There was this other thing." He stated somewhat hestiantly.

Rias raised an eyebrow at his compsure. "What is it?"

"He seemed to say something and the devil had flown back. It was unlike anything I've seen before." He stated.

"What did he say?" Akeno chimed as she entered the room, carring tea.

"Um..." He stuttered "He seemed to repeat the word...'Ari' over and over again."

"Of course he did."