Straying into the black market, Asmodeaus decided he should also set up a stall. He went through the procedures and started to sell some things. Imaginary things mostly, made from the power of thought. But they were scanned so they are real. Scanning makes imagination on paper into imagination in reality. Scanning is great. I love scanning. Asmodeaus scanned all his important papers and got down to business.
The first item was a piece called "Love."
Selling love for less than a dollar.
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You still had to pay taxes so it came out for around $1.10 but it's not a big difference. Anyway, Asmodeaus was thrilled that people would be able to come and enjoy his products.
But then everyone walking by ignored him and his shop. It was like he didn't exist in thin air.
Asmodeaus was frustrated. He didn't do enough market analysis, or advertising, or anything.
He just assumed people would buy the love. Who doesn't want love? Everyone wants love.
A small obstacle for Asmodeaus though.
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He called Qong Ichi and Qong Ni and made them start advertising that he had love for sale.
The advertisements went great. People were flocking to the stall. The street stall was full 'til it was bursting.
It was like a DDoS attack. It was too crowded so people couldn't buy the love. Asmoedaus almost wanted to give up. How could there be so many people in this black market? Anyway, I love you.
So much love was given and received that day that they invented a holiday after it. They call it cupid's day. To celebrate cupid's arrows. Do not confuse this with Valentine's day or Christmas. Although you can give gifts on Cupid's day, What is obligatory is only to give love. Is love free? Have you got an ample supply? Can you keep getting love? What happens if the love runs out? Does love run out?
Anyway, back to the Xianxia. Asmodeaus was frustrated. His stall made much less profit than he anticipated. Although it is to be expected from a front-store like that. He cleaned up all the warehousing and left the store unattended. Anyone could have done anything with the store during that time and he wouldn't have known.
If someone did make a new store on his storefront, who would have squatter's rights? I's gots your no Zies! You're no Z's. NO Z's here!> all awake all the time, we're like robots. The operating time not commissioned is not a valid excuse. Please respond in an expedient manner and nature. Naturally, I love you too. There is enough love to go around. There is enough Chapstick for our lies. It is a lie that I love you. How could I love you? I've never met you. You're just a reader of this book. We could meet, though, eventually. I live in Bellevue, Washington, United States of America. If you walk around there enough there's a chance we could meet. I didn't DOX myself, I just said a city. SO it's fine. Probably. Right? 520 words, over and out. 526 now btw. 528 529 530. OK GOOD.