“Sataaaaaannnnnnn!!!”
A mighty voiced roared throughout Satan’s territory. On his hand was a long lightning bolt that was flashes with thunder. It gave out a very menacing bluish light that spread around the Satan’s Pentagon mansion.
“Come out and face your retribution!!!”
Once again the might voice roared out loud.
On the other hand, Satan was busy playing Dragon Quest IX. His fingers were moving about the controller.
“Saaaaaaaaaaaattttaaaaannnnn!!!”
The mighty voice was heard again. A series of shockwave was visible on the air as the mighty voice rained down pressure on Satan’s mansion. Satan could felt a slight tremor due to the shockwave, this had cause his hand to shake from left to right, from up to down. Feeling slightly annoyed, Satan turned on one of his CCTV and turned his glance to the tremor’s perpetrator.
While face palming, Satan said.
“What do you want this time?”
“I want a rematch! A rematch! ”
“What do you even need a rematch for, isn’t the result is plain obvious?”
“The result is plain obvious? Bah! If it weren’t for my injuries, you won’t be able to defeat me!” The mighty voice once again reverberated throughout Satan’s territory. “I am in my perfect condition today! Thus I wish for a rematch! This time you won’t be able to defeat me; I am the father of thousands of Gods! Zeus! I am the strongest God there is!” He exclaimed in a loud and clear voice.
“Fathered thousands of Gods? Cheating! I hate cheating, you are no less than those NTR bastard! I don’t even want to touch you by 7 meters pole!”
Satan moves his rolled his eyes annoyed. He pulled out his helephone and called Beelzebub.
*Pacak*
“Beelze, Zeus is floating above my Mansion. Can you do something about it? I’m being annoyed here. I need to finish this Quest that I’m doing fast. Barbaros is not going to die without someone killing him.” Satan said in a very irritated tone.
“I understand.” Beelzebub voice was heard from the helephone. “I will put an order to the Wyvern.” He added.
“Ah! By the way, while you’re at it. Tell Waiwai-tan to bring me my coffee. I want my regular Ice Latte Coffee. Satan added.
“I shall do so.”
*Bacak*
Up above Satan’s mansion was Zeus. His white and manly beard and his white hair was fluttering as it was hit by the air. Zeus hair was fluttering so smoothly that the scene of him raging on Satan could be easily mistaken as a commercial scene for Lo’real shampoo.
Thousands of Wyverns was seen circling Zeus. The Wyverns were Wyvern of all size and skills. Quite a few of them rush to their death by facing Zeus head on without any sort of formation. However some of them are also Wyvern with commendable intelligence.
The Wyverns in question does launch an attack against Zeus until they are commanded to do so. Amongst thousands of Wyverns available, there was one very peculiar. Its size was as big as Satan’s mansion and it had a very ferocious and vicious looks on its face. What’s more, there was a stature of a Demon riding the Wyvern. It was Beelzebub.
“Foolish God of Olympia! You had seen your own misfortune by coming here.”
“Pftt… Stupid Demon brat. You don’t know what you are talking about. Misfortune? Don’t give me that crap. The one who’s going to experience a ‘misfortune’ is no one but you. Blame Satan for your misfortune. For you are going to experience one hell of a pain.”
Zeus mustered all of his strength into his right hand. With a speed that surpasses lighting flash, Zeus threw a lightning bolt at Beelzebub!
Right at the kokoro!
Zeus merciless lightning bolt shot a hole on Beelzebub’s heart. On the other hand, Beelzebub fall down from the gigantic Wyvern and when straight at the ground.
BAM!
A loud crashing sound was heard.
“You lowly Demon dares to trash talk me?! Know your place!” Zeus threw his mocking words. He drew another lightning bolt on his hand. Enhancing it with his divinity, the lightning bolt took a change in its appearance.
Sparkling with divinity and endowed with Godly power.
Zeus threw the lightning bolt toward the fallen Beelzebub once again. Cutting though wind and pulverizing the Wyvern that tried to protect Beelzebub.
ZHANG!
A crater that was as big as volcanoes was seen on the ground. A tiny portion of Satan’s mansion was caught by Zeus AOE lightning bolt. Satan, who really like the mansion took his helephone out once again and called Beelzebub.
“Grr… Why aren’t you finishing that shit of a God yet?” Satan was quite enraged.
“I’m sorry. I just finished watching ‘Koikishi The Animation’ and both of my hand felt really heavy right now. Not to mention that I feel sleepy.”
“Didn’t I tell you that you can't fap during work time?!” Satan said, “Wait, Koikishi? From where did you get that?”?
“I saw it in front of your mansion this morning. I thought it was Dragon Ball GT but I was mistaken.”
“HOW THE HELL CAN YOU MISTAKE HENTAI AS A MARTIAL ART ANIME!”
“The cover’s is knights in shiny armor.”
“… …” Letting out an exhale that sounded almost if Satan was sighing, he added. “Never mind, do whatever you can to put some sense into that shit of a God.”
Wait 2 hands? Your mighty pillar is so big that you need 2 hand? Even I only use only my right hand
That was what Satan-sama thought but unable to say it out loud.
“I understand.”
Prompted, Beelzebub drew his dark energy from the very core of his Demon soul.
“Wyvern! Help me distracting Zeus!” Beelzebub spoke to the thousands of Wyvern through telepathy.
On Beelzebub command, the entire force of Wyvern hurled their body towards Zeus. They flew magnificently cutting through the air, avoiding Zeus’s lightning bolts.
Beelzebub had both of his hands raised into the open air. A small red darkish sphere was formed above Beelzebub’s head.
“My brethren of the underworld, today we are faced with unprecedented danger. Rise up your hand and send me your unhappiness energy! I am in need of your power! Rise your hand up!” Beelzebub voice was heard by every single Hell dwellers, regardless of their location, either in heaven, in hell or in the Human world. There were no Hell dwellers that had not heard of Beelzebub voice.
The red darkish sphere was getting bigger and bigger. While Beelzebub’s sphere was gaining its power, countless Wyverns were found disabled. Beelzebub’s rigorous activity that he had done while watching Koikishi The Animation was one fapatality cause. His hands were getting weaker and weaker as the sphere was getting bigger as time passed.
“It is ready!” Beelzebub said. He channeled his dark miasma onto the red darkish sphere and thus sent it flying up above the air. While in mid-air the sphere began spinning and spiral blades were seen attached at its outer layers. One could easily mistake it as an Oodama Rasengan! “Eat this!” Beelzebub cried out.
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Meanwhile at Satan’s room.
There is no response. It was just another dead corpse.
“Dammit!” Satan cried out, but for entirely different reason.
Blazing heat of Beelzebub’s dark sphere was felt by Zeus from one hundred meters away. Zeus put forth his divine shield by creating thousands of thunder bolts and arranged it vertically.
BAM!
The impact of Beelzebub’s sphere clashing onto Zeus shield was heard above throughout Satan’s territory.
Meanwhile at Satan’s room.
You found the Key to locked store room
“Aww Yiss! Now I can get that armor of human! I need a few more items and companion to eradicate Barbaros. Barbaros as a demon lord? Pftt… Human sure know how to make a great jokes. I am the most powerful Demon Lord in existence. Oh wait. They know that I am the most powerful that’s why they didn’t use me as the Demon Lord in game. Even if it’s a game there is no way I can be defeated.”
Satan-sama was still doing his monologue. A trace of loneliness can be seen in his pupils as he snickered hollowly.
“Gaaaaahhhh!!!” Beelzebub screamed out while pushing his dark sphere onto Zeus’s shiled.
“Hiaaaaaa!!!” Zeus cried out while defending his shiled by creating a lot more barrage of lightning bolts.
“Miaahhhhh!!” Beelzebub pressed further.
“Buaaahhhhh!!” Zeus put more effort.
“Giaaahhhh!!”
“Grahhh!”
And both of their screams become louder.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP WILL YAH! You bitches voice is even louder than my speaker! Seriously WAT THE FUCK! What the fuck with that Gaahhh Hiiaaa Miaahh Buahhh, are you bitches fighting or giving birth?” Satan eyes were filled with rage.
Satan’s black wings turned white. Satan had put forth every ounce of his energy into aura causing a dark purplish light seeps out from Satan’s entire body. The horns that was not seen on Satan’s forehead before is now visible. Two horns that looked like Ram’s were twirled at its end.
BRUM! BRUM! BRUM! BRUM!
Every step that Satan took was heavy that his legs were planted onto the ground. However Satan easily walked on his way, thus causing holes of footstep to be seen on the ground. Satan’s slender and thin body due to lack of exercise since he became an Otaku had turned muscular and overflowing with masculinity.
“Beelzebub!” Satan speaks out.
From his voice alone, a cold shudders was felt by Beelzebub. Beelzebub tried to open his mouth but instead he thrown away for a few thousand miles. This was caused by Satan; Satan who had lost his edge was enraged by the noise which had caused him lost his patience.
Satan had truly entered his “Demon Lord” mode.
“At last you come out SATAN!!!” Zeus screamed out in delight.
Zeus cancelled his Lightning Shield. In exchange, he had turned all the lightning bolts into one gigantic Javelin. He opened his arms wide as if he was trying to capture Satan in his embrace. Opposite to that, he clapped his hand once and the gigantic Javelin flew at a lightning speed went straight at Satan.
Much to Zeus demise, Satan caught it barehanded.
“What is this? Candy stick?” Satan said, without any fear to the damage that Zeus’s Lightning Javelin might cause, he took a bite of it. “It’s a little spicy, but there’s no MSG.” Satan added. “Is this supposed to be your strongest attack?”
“… …” Zeus swallowed hard.
His entire body was shaking. The strongest attack that he had pride in was easily neutralized by Satan. Moreover, Satan ate it as if it was a candy stick. It was like salt had been put into his wounds.
However, Zeus was not faltered. “If my strongest attack won’t even faze you, then I will bet my life on this Super Duper Strongest attack using my life force.
Zeus clasped his hand together, and pulled his hand into his right side. It was as if he was going to launch a Kamehameha that a small golden light was seen escaped from the opening of his fist.
BAM!
"KAMI PUNCH!" Satan punched Zeus right at his stomach.
Zeus vomited rainbows. His eyes widened and his mouth was hung opened. His body was put into a weird shape like this >.
“You are 10 billion years too early to defeat me.” Satan said without looking at Zeus. Satan put forth his energy into his right leg, and made a triple spin in the mid-air and kick Zeus.
Pzummmmm!!!
Zeus was sent back into Olympia.
Satan’s kick was so strong that he can even penetrate barriers and dimension between worlds.
“My right hand maybe weak, but my legs are as good as ever. Don’t underestimate the power of my legs, I’ve climbed Mt. Fuji, and explored Akihabara by legs whenever I visited human world. It’s like Toriko’s knife. His leg’s knife is even stronger than his arm’s knife.” He said while looking so macho, staring at the empty sky.
Thousands of his Wyverns had been disabled.
Satan pulled out his Helephone, however! Due to Satan’s immense strength and power while he’s in his Demon Lord mode it was destroyed in a few seconds.
“Damn!” Satan said. “Looks like I have to use my old phone.” He then flicked his finger and an old cell phone appeared. Satan moved his finger flawlessly though the keypads and sent Belphagor a message.
“Bel-chan. There’s a lot of disabled Wyvern at my territory right now. Can you please come over and treat them? I’ll let you borrow my Toaru Majutsu no Index Season BD.” Satan pressed send.
Not even a minute a speedy reply was received by Satan.
“Throw in “They Are My Noble Master” Visual Novel and I’ll do it.”
Once again Satan moved his finger flawlessly though the keypads and sent Belphagor a message, “Deal”.
That day, the entire Gods social is socked by ‘Weekly Gods News’ with the title “Satan defeats Zeus with 2 hits!”
“This is why Human won’t make me as the Demon Lord in their game. I am too strong to be defeated.” Was what Satan had repeatedly told himself to soothe his scarred pure and innocence conscience.
Satan turns his looks into the cell phone in his possession. The one and only cell phone in existence that cannot be broken even with Satan’s Otherworldly strength,
Nokia 3310.
“I should just throw this phone at Zeus and he will be left disabled for another few hundred years. Damn I wasn’t thinking straight while I’m in this form.”
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Damn! My keyboard is broken. Had to wait for a new keyboard until I can start off with Game On!