It was dark before dawn; hundreds of Gods were assembled in the humungous Olympian’s Hall. Gods from every mythologies and legends were invited for an urgent meeting that was hold by Hera.
Reflected before Hera’s eyes were anguish and incomparable wrath! Her dearest husband, the all Macho Zeus, the all Father of Gods were hospitalized. 3 ribs broken, flattened nose, mosaic eyes that needed to be patch with Korean’s facial surgery was traced in Zeus’s sick bed.
“My beloved friends and family whom I’ve added in facebook! Thank you for accepting my friend requests.”
Thousands of cheers from Gods were heard echoed throughout the hall. Hera whose smile was as bright as the sun, raised both of her hands waving, as if she was the Miss Universe, said, “Thank you for coming to a little ‘party’ that I held tonight.” She added.
*Slow clap*
The crowds quiet down after a few minutes and Hera began talking. “I’d like to welcome our most honored guests today, The Trio of Destruction, The God of All Knowing – Wikipedia. The God of all Forgetting – Vodka, and the God of Mental Breakdown – Fapatility.”
As the three Gods of Destruction name called, they stepped into podium simultaneously waving their hand with a big ass smile.
“As you have heard from the Gods Social Media, sites and news! My husband was terribly beaten by the impurity of the Underworld, Satan!” Hera said.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Once again, the Hall was filled with cheers noises, that enough to make a mortal loses his sense.
“The reason why I’ve called the all of you Honored Gods here were none other than about the discussion on how do we deal with this ‘Satan.” Hera added.
Hundreds of Gods screamed to their throat, giving out a suggestion to torture and defeat Satan.
“Throw him into the abyss!”
“You idiot, if you threw him there he will become even more powerful ain’t he?”
“Threw him into the volcano’s hot lava…”
“I heard Satan’s hot spring in hell is even hotter than the Volcano’s lava…”
“Are you for real?”
“Yeah... He’s a monster…”
No, Satan is a FALLEN ANGEL!
“We raid mob in Hell, raise your pitchfork!!!”
“Hooooooooooooooooooooo!!!”
Such were the shouts of the unknown Gods.
“Patience my honored guests… I’ve summon the God of All Knowing, Wikipedia to bring forth his knowledge to help us in this matter.”
Wikipedia stood up once again and waved his hand. Thousands of wooing cheers were heard, especially from the Goddess. “My brethrens, from what I’ve heard… Satan was strong because his creator, GOD of Alpha and Omega, is the number 1 God worshipped in Human world. This explains the tremendous power that Satan had, as Satan was the First Angel that Alpha and Omega had created from a pheasant soul.
However, listed in my entries of knowledge is Satan’s personal information which had never been disclosed before! BUT TONIGHT! It shall be secret no more!!!!”
“WWOOOOOO!!!!!” Thunder of cheers resounded throughout the hall.
“I’ve received information that there is a weapon of Mass destruction which Satan Himself dared not to use.”
Wikipedia once again spoke out merrily. “These had been confirmed by my Brother, Vodka!”
The highlight fall onto Vodka and another storm of cheer was heard.
“Thank you Wikipedia! My brethrens! I can promise you my word that the weapon is the most powerful weapon that human race had invented in 20th centaury! No! It might even be the strongest weapon throughout Human History that will give a mark in Gaia Scroll.
The weapon are said to be unscratched, indestructible even with Satan’s power. I myself had seen the power and I can assure you. It was the deadliest weapon ever!”
“Whoaa…” The crowd let out an amazed exhale in unison.
"And I, the God of Mental Breakdown can confirm that!” Fapatility God spoke out, “Whenever I descend onto human world, bringing forth my exams, human will experience 3 stages of fear, seizure, undecipherable monologue and facedesk.
However, when that weapon descended on earth, there will be nothing but a barren land and death!”
“Whwwwwuuu…” Once again the crowd sounds amazed.
“Thus I propose, we send one of our best elites to steal the weapon from Satan and let us use it against him!” Wikipedia screamed out! “Will any of you great Gods that assembled here willing to take up the challenge?”
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Krikk Kirkk Kirkk… the sound of cicadas could be heard.
“What? There’s none of you that willing to take this challenge?” – Wikipedia
“Come on! Raise your sword, embrace yourself in the light of divinity and forget about anything else! Let us fight to glory!” – Vodka
“There is nothing to be fear! With our power combined there is nothing to fear!!” – Fapatility.
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Suddenly, a lone voice from the crowd spoke out.
“But it’s Satan that we’re talking about here. He’s way above us. He’s already super Satan 4 when we just start learning how to become super.”
“True true true!” – Another supporting God.
“When I was human, I’ve worked hard to becoming a sage. Being virgin at 3o years old I’ve become a wizard, being virgin at age 45, I’ve become a sage, and died virgin at 88 years old I’ve become a Saint! It took me more than ten thousand years to become a God! I don’t think I’ve lived long enough as a God yet!”
“How about you Hera?” Shouted another God, “Zeus is your husband, isn’t supposed to be your duty to avenge her husband dignity?”
“True… Truee!!” Another horde of screams supporting the statement that was thrown at Hera echoed throughout the Olympian’s Hall.
“My honored guest of guests!” Hera raised her right hand high as she spoke out, “It is indeed that it I am the wife of Zeus. You are also right about being his wife it has been my duty to avenge my husband. However, have you Gods forgotten how Satan has put us all in shame?
Look at you Thor; you used to be a demigod. However with your persistence in training and cultivating your strength you had become a full God. A God who is well known for his strength and might, a God who was adored by all muscular macho man that every *ehem* man strive to achieve. Yet! On the recent battle you were defeated by Satan, utterly, literally defeated. You lost your footing as the God of strength; you lost the position that used to belong to you. You lost everything that signifies you as full God to Satan.
Your training, your cultivation! It all has been put to Shame by Satan! Don’t you feel the need to avenge for the humiliation that you had felt and reclaim the glory that supposed to be yours?”
Hera voice was like a hammer that hit the nail directly into Thor heart. Thor who had been silence since the start of the party gave out a stern look at Hera. Slowly he gave a long exhale before replying, “You might be right Hera.” He said and walked slowly towards Hera. “However, you mustn’t forget that I was only a few hundred years old. While Satan, was already a legend even during the Age of Titan was recorded in Gaia’s Scroll. Honestly speaking, it was not Satan who had humiliated me and stole my standing. It was me who humiliated Satan and claim his seat as the strongest and mightiest figure; all Satan did was reclaiming his set that he had lost to me. Besides, I don’t feel like being the icon of muscular macho man anymore. I don’t even like that title in the first place anyway.” Thor added.
“As expected from Thor, name and standing is not important to him at all.”
“We believe in you Thor!!”
“Kyaa, Thor-sama!!!”
Such screams could be heard from all over the scene inside the Olympian’s Hall.
A smirk could be seen at the end of Thor lips. He turned away from Hera and thus continued on his way to the exit. All other Gods who were presence could not help but be amazed by Thor demeanor. A God who was beaten, and lost all his standing and was utterly humiliated, and yet still be humble and admit his defeat instead of acting like a barking dog. He was truly a God among Gods.
However little did they know that actually, Thor had tried to reclaim the title that he had lost once, yet he didn’t even get pass through Satan’s first “Hellian four” as he was beaten so badly by the mobs at the outskirt of Satan's manor that he even shat his pants. And the reason why he exited the Olympian’s Hall was actually because he had once again shat his pants remembering the beating that he received.
Hera was left dumbfounded, and so did the other 3 Gods. Vodka, Fapatality and Wikipedia. Hera couldn’t help but carved an awkward smile on her lips as she walked around the stage trying to figure out her next words to have other Gods deal with Satan.
Of course, Hera was fully aware that a mere God couldn’t even possibly touch Satan. Satan is an existence that is way above their league. While Satan can kill the Titans very easily as if a giant stepping on an ant, they; the Gods of Olympian would at least need 10 Gods to deal with one Titan. Such is the comparison between Satan’s and Olympian’s Gods might.
Thus she had asked the three revered Gods to help her devised a plan that would definitely make Satan run for his money. Wikipidea, Vodka and Fapatality. These three Gods are the most revered and had the most believers in the human world compared to the other Gods.
Even so, the plan that they had devised is very dangerous that they would at least need a God who isn’t fond of living their Celestial Life and willing to sacrifice all their power to defeat Satan. Little did they know that Satan whose power was so unimaginable had already instill the sense of fear in the heart of Gods.
As such, another day in Olympia has ended uneventfully.