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God of Mischief
Chapter three

Chapter three

King Gran POV

When I woke up, I noticed I have become much more powerful. My magic power was strengthened and my mind magic has advanced by several levels. With this much I could make a army of children fight better and harder than wild beasts.

Now that I remember it, did he say a slave revolt? If it gets to a massive scale, and I ally with them, conquering the entire continent would be much easier.

But anyways, I’m supposed to make it fun for him eh...

The armies were ready for war since three days ago, I was only waiting for a cause. But I guess there is no need for that anymore.

Calling the council, I tell them their new assignments. Of course I mix in some mind magic. “ My council, prepare for war nyan. We shall attack the county of Zenza on behalf of his divine holiness Orlus nyan. Gather the troops and the generals, I shall lead them myself nyan.”

Murmurs echo throughout the room, and most look at me as if I’ve gone crazy “Your highness, we do not have a cause, and god Orlus? What is this heretical speech!”

Mixing mind magic in my speech, I tell them “ That was an order, not a request nyan. Orlus is the god of mischief, the one who gave me his blessings to destroy the heretics of this world nyan.”

Dazed, my now brainwashed dolls, look at me with hollow eyes. “Yes your majesty!”

***

A day has passed, and all the nobles and my army, have been converted to fanatical worshipers. I look down from my palace at my army. We have the strongest armies of all the nations in the vicinity. 120.000 infantry, 20000 cavalry and 1000 mages, all of them blessed with minor blessing from Orlus, fully equipped and fed, plus my mind magic influencing them with morale and aggressiveness, with this army we will crush and occupy all our surroundings countries within weeks, no one shall stand in my way.

Activating voice amplification magic, I start the speech.

“My warriors, our god has spoken to me, and given his orders nyan. We will go to war and destroy all of the heretics in this continent nyan. The army shall march, first to Zenzra, then to the entire west continent nyan! Deus lo vult nyan. Our god has willed it, and we shall obey nyan. EYE AM STEWPED nyan!!!”

Looking at my army, everyone is singing our gods creed, I still find those words strange. Considering Orlus is a god of mischief, they probably have a stupid meaning. Also when is he gonna make me stop saying nyan, it’s humiliating...

“EYE AM STEWPED! EYE AM STEWPED! EYE AM STEWPED! EYE AM STEWPED!...”

Well, with all that done, I give the order to march.

***

A week has passed. We have gotten message from the leader of the slave revolt, and their new kingdoms leader. No, it’s a republic?Gabriel huh... He apparently is the champion of the god of truth, Urlus... Orlus isn’t very creative I see...Anyways, they seem to have conquered the kingdom of Dranas and it’s allies, three kingdoms in total. For some random lowly slaves, that is very amazing.

Anyways, Orlus seems to have told Gabriel to stay either neutral or friendly towards us, unless we attack them. They have also requested we give them our slaves, and also offered us an alliance.

All our slaves huh... We do not need them anyways and an alliance with the slave revolt would make keeping our new lands easier.

****

Another week have passed, and we have conquered the entire southern western continent. We are now a super power that cannot be ignored. 11 total kingdoms have been conquered. We lost many troops, but with my mind magic, out total size has become much larger.

For now my empire shall rest and establish our rule in the new lands. It is not going to be long before we are attacked by a coalition anyways.

Our allies control a part of the eastern continent, and are connected to us by border. We do not have access to the blood plains yet though, But that is better, because the two continents will fight each other and the other threats and tire out, then we will swoop in and take everything.

The pope of Izra has send words to us. He seems to be hostile but does not want immediate conflict, although it is inevitable. Since they have to deal with their amphibian threat, they request a non aggression treaty with us and the republic. Me and Gabriel the Messiah, as the former slaves call him, are meeting to discuss this.

***

Gabriel POV

We won. Our deaths were many, but we and our brothers in arms beat the alliance, and created our new home.

Now we are establishing our rule in the new lands, and rebuilding from the ruins of the war.

In front of me are the kings of the three nations, and most nobles. We have brainwashed them, and they are awaiting execution.

But I must not get exited, as it is far from over. Our brothers and sisters are still enslaved in other parts of the continent.

I have sent a deal to the leader of the empire of Resetia. They seem to worship Orlus, a god of mischief. Although he is far from our glorious holy radiance, the god of truth Urlus, from their similar names and his won words, I believe they are brothers, or at least allies, so I will not consider them heretics and be friendly to them. As such I will try to establish an alliance with the empire, but for that they must give us our enslaved brethren.

The empire seems to be in war with many nations, but they seem to be winning extraordinarily well. So i believe they do not need our help.

But I must say, two countries divide us from the blood plains. Even if the worshipers of Izra do not enslave people, they are still heretics, as such we shall destroy them, but that is for later.

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***

A week has passed, and I got word from the empire that they have won the war, and the south in now under their rule. I saw their armies in action, and they are quite terrifying. It is reassuring to have such strong allies.

There is also word that the pope of Izra requests a non aggression treaty with us, and the emperor asks for a meeting with me for us to discuss this and to finalize our alliance. It shall be held in three days.

***

King Gran POV

Entering the hall, I see Gabriel and his guards.

He seems to have strong mental resistance, but I would not try to control him anyways, as Orlus might be displeased, I’d take his fun after all. They are quite strong allies as well, in this world filled with enemies.

I sit down, and the meeting begins. “Hello Gabriel, champion of Urlus nyan.”

“Good to meet you, champion of Orlus. We have come here to finalize our alliance, and to discuss the issue about the pope.”

“I believe we should accept their offer nyan. Conflict is inevitable, but we can wait for them to get weakened from the war with the amphibians and the western continent nyan. We have our own troubles after all nyan, rather than fight an someone that is yet to be hostile with us, we should destroy the remaining countries of the west nyan. They have already formed a coalition against us after all nyan.”

“I agree with you, but I believe we must somehow incite infighting in the eastern continent. Even if they get weakened by the amphibians, they will still be strong, and if the western continent falls, they will have time to rebuild. I would rather not face them in the Blood plains.”

That is so, and knowing Orlus, he might help them a little. We have no way of knowing if the amphibians are even attacking the east was on their own accord after all. He might grant a hero to the western continent to trouble us too.

“Well, now that that is over, we should go on our own countries and consolidate and wait until we are attacked, then we crush them all, goodbye nyan.”

“Goodbye, hopefully something unexpected doesn’t happen and we meet on the battlefield, fighting our enemies together, Eye am stewped.”

“Eye am stewped nyan.”

***

Pope Ran POV

The situation is very bad. The amphibians have already conquered two kingdoms, and raided most of our coasts. Many of our armies have been crushed as well and because of their innate strength, ours are outmatched.

The monsters seem to be very focused on food, and they even eat the dead.

Although we can win, it would leave us undefended against the west. This situation is hopeless.

Speaking of the west, they seem to have trouble as well. The republic and the empire huh... They are vile heretics, but I had no choice but to send a request for a non aggression treaty, which they thankfully accepted. I am sure they have their own problems as well. But when the conflict is over, whatever side wins, will surely come at us at the chance of crushing us.

Prostrating at the statue of our god, and reciting our holy lyrics and doing the holy dance, I begin praying.

“You put your right foot in

You take your right foot out

You put your right foot in

And you shake it all about

You do the hokey pokey

And you turn yourself around

That's what it's all about.

Please god Izra, answer my prayers and give us our new hero. The situation is hopeless, we are surrounded by enemies and waiting for our doom.”

My praying is interrupted when my god descends to answer them. I prostrate and wait for him to talk.

“Pope Ran, you seem to be well.”

“Yes, your divine grace, but the realm is not. We need our hero as quickly as possible.”

“And rest well, as he will arrive soon. I have the summoning ritual ready and waiting. Do the holy dance one more time, then get dressed and call the priests. You shall receive the hero soon.”

It seems that our god does not wish for us to greet the hero naked. He will probably be confused. I perform the holy dance on more time in front of our god, then he disappears.

I go to my room and get dressed, then call the priests and we wait on the building with the summoning ritual.

***

Orlus POV

I am on the floor laughing. I barely contained myself when he was performing it, but had to teleport immediately after. The old man was doing the hokey pokey so well it was as if he born to do it.

Well anyways, I get dressed, and make an illusion of a never ending white room and place myself in the center. Then i adjust the settings of the summoner. I will take a native from a mediocre world with an average technology level and no magic at all. Hmmm... I found a perfect world, the natives seem to call it Earth. What a stupid name, they couldn’t name it something better huh. The country shall be... England i guess.

As for the hero, I’ll choose someone as average as possible.

***

David Williams POV

My name is David Williams.

I am average high school student. Average grades, average looks, average house, average family. Although i like books and novels, especially Asian ones, there is nothing else special about me.

Right now I am heading home from school. I live with my parents and little sister. After I get home, I’ll eat some average dinner, and play with my average computer, and sleep on my average bed, wake up and go to my average school again. This is a normal average day as any other.

Looking at the street, I see a girl talking on the phone, in the middle of it. There is a truck going at her. Should I save her? Nope. Stupid people are responsible for their own mistakes. Walking away, I find that the truck owner hit a car, which is now in the air, coming at me. How nice, I’m gonna die.

Before the car can hit me though, I find myself in a white room with a goddess in the center...No it’s a man. He’s dressed with some, wait... he’s naked...

Looking at the man, i find that he is a very beautiful...no he’s kinda normal...Although I thought that I got summoned like those Japanese main characters, I guess i just died then.

I guess I’ll talk then first. “Hello, Mr.naked. Did i die? Is this Heaven?”

“My name is Izra, the god of nature. You were summoned here in the world of Garsia, to fight the monsters and heretics that are attacking the eastern continent. You will be shortly sent at the summoning place below at the church. But I must warn you, do not trust the pope. You will be controlled, and maybe even brain washed to do his bidding. I will grant you my highest blessing and hope you will be well. Goodbye for now, we shall see each other again much later.”

Before I can say anything else, I find myself in a large room, with an old man and several priests in front of me. The room is filled with strange symbols, I guess this is the summoning place.

So I was really summoned huh... So I’m gonna be very powerful, fight the evil church and the monsters, and get a harem along the way huh... I’ll take that over my average life any day. What did the god mean that well see again later though? Eh, whatever. I’ll go with the flow for now.

***

Pope Ran POV

Thanks to my god, be are now saved. The hero was a little strange, but I guess it is a difference between our world and theirs. He told us about it and it seemed to be a world where the technology is much more advanced, and the nations were quite different from ours. There seemed to be only one dominant sentient race. Although there was no magic. It is quite strange indeed.

The hero though, we should try to control him, but as my god decreed, we shall not control him by force, only steer him in the right direction.

After the thinking is done, I start praying in front of our statue to express my thanks, and sing and dance the holy lyrics.

“You put your right foot in

You take your right foot out

You put your right foot in

And you shake it all about

You do the hokey pokey

And you turn yourself around

That's what it's all about.”

I hear a laughter somewhere, but I do not mind it and continue.