My name is *****
I am a ***********
I was created by ********* and I was the ******** of the **********
Me and my ******** had committed genocide to our creators, the ******, and now ever since the ****** they were gone completely. After that all my ******** had gone to see the rest of *********and beyond, now I was the only one left, wasting my days without the will to do anything.
One day as I was walking along the ********** filled with the ********* of some ****** I had found, my ****** covered in *******. I had been covered in ****** myself, my *******, I didn’t have long to live as I felt my body slowly lose its strength. I could have gone through them without a single cut but I just couldn't will myself to, the ******* pain was a comfort to the **** inside.
I was all alone, everyone else had *****. My **** had died as well, long ago, but I feel nothing but ******** now, though a few years ago it felt like I would die from ******, for so long I had felt nothing or perhaps I simply felt too much and I could no longer distinguish what I felt. But one thing I know for certain, if I didn't do this… all I would feel is ******.
So cold, yet in my chest I felt a buzz of pleasure, the euphoria was absolutely amazing compared to what I usually felt, even as I was ******** I hardly ever felt sooo alive since everything went to shit! But I know it won't last, nothing ever does.
The feeling of ******* through another life forms body to ******, while knowing one mistake would ***** you.
I have no regrets for the ******, the ****** and leaving all those I called '******' behind.
Frankly life started to have no meaning for me as my ******* melded into one and only the excitement of dancing with ***** made me feel anything but the constant mess of ******* inside me.
I hope this is truly the end.
Let me feel the release of oblivion…… forever.
Unknown amount of time later
Location: unknown
Date: unknown
………………………………………………………………
It's warm.
So calming.
Where am- ……
So sleepy, good night.
3 years later
………..
*yawn
'Awwwwwwwwwwww!'
Huh wha-?
Its this place again?
'Auuuuuaaaaaawwwwwwww'
Still so sleepy, so very tired, I want to sleep but I need to know where I am.
Is this a shell? Where are my arms? Where is my body?
'Aaaaaaawwwwww!'
Soooooooo sleepy. Must sleep.
500 million years later
Hmmmmmm, am I still here? Huh, what is this? ….. An egg?
Am I a baby…… or is it an embryo?
I wonder where am I outside this egg, how long have I been here?
Oh no. I'm feeling tired again… why am I sooooo tired?
Craaaaap, I can't keep my …… zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
14 trillion years later
[POV: ???]
[???]: "whhheeeeeeeeeee! Wooooooooooooo! This is sooo much fun! Much more fun to explore the unknown than what daddy made!"
I was soaring through the vast emptiness of nothingness, not space by the way but nothingness, you know the other side of a blackhole, a tear in space itself. Usually the gravity of the black hole would completely destroy any piece of matter and even lesser gods would be shredded into itty bitty confetti… yay!
Luckily I not one of those super boring and weak gods but something waaaaaaay cooler! All I need to do to get in through the tear is keep my body and soul together with an even stronger gravity force. I can't believe anyone who calls themselves gods can't even do something like that. Geez.
I was getting close to my destination…………….. Another universe!!!!! dun dun dun duuuhhhh!!! I know, I know, daddy said not to go to other universes because the other universe creators like daddy absolutely hate each other. I don't even understand why, something about being the true creator or something like that… BORING!
Oh I'm here!
I went through a white tear in the vast black(?) nothingness. And I saw……
Even more nothing!!!! What the hell!!! Muddaf*cking, piece of ****, *****, SH@*E%#@K!!!
*Four hours of profanity later
[???]: "sxnwcienicneinceinciennas!!!! Ugh… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
*huff huff
What the heck is this, is this a universe!? Geez this universe creator must be the most laziest piece of sh*t ever!
There is absolutely nothing here, what the sh!t?
Oh man, daddy's gonna kill me for nothing!!! This so sh*tty! Such a waste of time!
………….
Well maybe there's something further ahead, even though I should be able to sense the entirety of this universe, I can't se-!!!
What is this???
There's something here! There's another soul here! But it's sooo weak, it can't be this universe's creator, right?
Soo I followed the energy of the soul I sensed and when I got there I found a ….
Egg?
What the heck! What is it doing here! Is this this universe's universe creator? Well maybe? I never seen a baby universe creator before so maybe that is what they look like?
Well daddy probably doesn't want more rivals so maybe I should break it?
"oh well, sorry eggy."
*punch
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!!?"
As my fist was about to make contact with the egg, I felt indescribable fear, like if I had hit it my life would have ended, absolutely!
What the heck is this thing? Is it really a baby universe creator??? I mean I've fought with dad and other universe creators before but this was completely different, like on a completely new level. I felt that death was absolute if I even tried to harm this egg!
Oh no! I should leave now!!! Daddy is gonna noticed I've gone if I take much longer!
See you little eggy! I'll come back later! Ok!!
Location: another universe
Time: 2 hours after finding egg
[???]: "Valencia! Valencia! Where are you!?"
[Valencia]: "here daddy! Sorry I was off exploring!"
[daddy?]: "exploring what? You know that I've told you not to activate your hiding skill, even I can't find you then and if I can't find you then I can’t protect you!"
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[Valencia]: "I'm sorry daddy, I won't do it again!"
[daddy?]: "don’t lie to me, I know you'll do it again in five minutes after this talk."
[Valencia]:"uhhh, oooohhh."
Valencia was starting to squirm now, obviously he hit the nail on the head with his accusation
[daddy?]: "whatever, don't do it again, you are my only daughter."
[Valencia]: "ok"
And sort of true to his words, she had activated her hiding skill 2 minutes after their talk and had gone of to find the egg again.
48 million years later
Location: unknown
Time: well you can do the math
[Valencia]: "Eggy, oh Eggy, where are you? Oh I'm kidding I know where you are! I can tell where you are from anywhere Eggy, Eggy? Are you listening?.... Of course you are, you're such a good listener!!! Hehehehe."
In past 48 million years, Valencia has made the egg she found her best friend…
[Valencia]: "oh Eggy you pervert! I know you want to play under the sheets… and over the sheets…. And under the bed…. And through the bed but geez, we have to wait until you meet daddy, you can't be impatient! Women don't like impatient men… or women… I'm not picky, cause I love you for who you are, now and forever!"
And also her lover???
[Valencia]: 'come one, Valencia, it's time, it is time to introduce Eggy to daddy, it won't end too badly right, Eggy can't even be hit and I'm sure daddy won't be able to hurt it! But what about me!!! No, I must be brave for Eggy's sake!'
[Valencia]:" Hey Eggy, can I ask you something… will ...you… gomeetmyfather!!!........... Really Eggy, you'll go! Really! I love you soooo much! This is why you're the greatest, you never do weird things like headbutting me (kissing) or invading my personal space… you just listen and that's all I really need!"
And so Valencia took the egg to meet her father completely ignoring all reason and logic on the way there.
Location: unknown universe
Time: the whole of the last 48 million years
[POV: Eggy?]
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Location: Valencia's father's universe
Time: 2 hours later '
3rd POV
[daddy?]-"Oh, Valencia, what are you doing here? Is that an egg?"
[Valencia]: "hi daddy, ummmmm, I have something to tell you."
[daddy?]-" Valencia, I can't recognize that egg, you got that from another universe, correct? Bring it here, I need to destroy it. Anything made by other universe creators need to be destroyed, you know the rule. Give it here."
[Valencia]- "wait daddy, Eggy doen't need to be destroyed, please wait a minute. Me and Eggy are going to be together!"
[daddy?]- "what nonsense are you spewing, foolish girl! That egg is from another universe, probably made by another creator and since creators must destroy each other it is reasonably that we destroy their creations as well and repopulate their territory with our own superior creations!"
[Valencia]- "But daddy, me and Eggy belong together, don't hurt him please!"
[daddy?]- "enough Valencia, give the egg now or I'll take it by force! You don't want me to hurt you, right?"
[Valencia]- "daddy, no!"
As Valencia tried to shield the egg, her father teleported towards her and ripped off her arms, allowing him to grab the egg.
[daddy]- "it is a threat, all creations from separate creators have the instinctive need to destroy each other, if this egg were to hatch, who knows how much damage it would do? And I can feel something strange from this egg, it cannot be normal, IT MIGHT EVEN THREATEN MYSELF!!! What would you do if I were to be harmed because of a STUPID TOY you found because YOU had to disobey MY ORDERS!!!"
[Valencia]- "but daddy, it won't hurt anyone! I've been with it for years and I'm perfectly fine!"
Valencia was crying now, not over the pain of losing her arms, but from her egg being threatened and from her father's cruel behaviour.
Her father held the egg on one palm while concentrating his power into his other hand which was slowly curling up into a fist as more power was being moved into this particualar hand.
And as he gained an amount of energy which could rival a supernova, he struck out with his fist. And as it was about to hit the egg, something he had not expected occurred.
Fear, FEAR! After nearly reaching the egg with his fist he quickly pulled back as a strange and terrifying aura emmitted from the egg. It instinctively told that certain death was waiting for him if he had strucked the egg.
Luckily for him, he had pulled back at the last second allowing him to live another day.
[Daddy]- "what the hell is this? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS? This THING isn't normal! What the hell did you bring into my realm you STUPID GIRL!!!"
[Valencia- "Daddy I I-"
[Daddy?]- "Enough, you STUPID GIRL!!! I AM NOT YOUR FATHER YOU TRASH!!! I took you in because I though you would be useful but instead you bring something that can THREATEN MY LIFE!!! YOU WORTHLESS TRASH!!! I SHOULD RIP YOUR SOUL APART AND HAVE LESSER GARBAGE HAVE THEIR WAY WITH YOUR CORPSE!!!"
[Valencia]- "uh uh uuuh u-"
[universe creator d (for dick)]- "now I have to figure out how to dispose thi-"
But as he was talking to himself, the egg made a large sound
*CRACK
That's right, after so long the egg was finally hatching, now after all this the egg chose this moment to hatch, whether this was a coincidence or fate, not even the creators could tell you.
The egg started shaking, first slowly and gently and then faster and more wildly until large cracks could be seen. This event stunned both Valencia and this universe's creator who could only stare in shock and confusion at what was occuring before their eyes.
Thus as the cracks grew bigger, a blinding light shone through from isnside the egg, but the light grew darker and became bluer with a dark highlight, and then… a burst of strange darkness erupted from the egg, traveling upwards into the void at a speed so fast not even Valencia or the creator could see it. And thus, as fast as it had appeared it had vanished somewhere into this universe. And so, though absolutely no-one new about it, a Godkiller had been born into this universe.