"Who do you think I am? So Fake, let's make a deal! I will give you what you hope for, for a price of course!"

You can read my mind so you already know what I want.

"What can you give me?"

"I was waiting for this question " With a wave of his hand, all light disappeared from the room, the window that was giving me a great view of a giant building was now showing me the stars.

Bubbles of different sizes were popping out of existence.

Some were filled with smoke, while inside others were people performing different actions.

One was flying, one was singing with undead dancing behind him, another one was creating or taking knives from his shadow and was using them to cut a turkey, there was also an invisible one (he was transparent to me but nobody seemed to remark him) that was peeping in the cheerleaders changing room.

I may have taken too much time on this last bubble because he made it disappear.

"What you're seeing in those bubbles are possibilities, each and every of those is something that you can do."

He said smiling.

"So, what do you want?"

Of course of all the powers, there was one, that I wished for, and I'm sure that my father too wanted it.

"Time Stop." "Except Time Stop."

Eh

"Why? Why not?!!"

"To be honest I hoped that you will not wish for this one, it would have made my life easier." He said with a sigh.

"Time Stop" As he says so, a bubble filled with smoke detached itself from the others and came into his hand.

"This is the ability "Time Stop", as you can see: there is only smoke inside. That means that this capacity is already taken by someone. This is the case for each and every smoke filled bubble."

More than the two third of the bubble disappeared, none of them were showing any power.

"The power they are representing is already taken and of course, there can only of such power in the world.Don't even ask for a power to copy power, it doesn't exist and NO I can't create it."

Stolen story; please report.

My brain stopped functioning for a moment.

Time stop was taken...Superpowers are real...

"Most of your stories and myths are too. I will just answer a few more questions, I'm not bored enough to explain everything to you." He said while licking a giant lollipop(I don't even want to know from where or when he took it out.).

brain.exe stopped working. 

Covering my head with my hands, I took some time to accept what he just said.

5 minutes passed by and I finally raised my head and looked at him. 

He was looking at me calmly.

And I answered by taking a deep breath.

"SuperHeroes are real?"

"Yep"

"SuperVillain?"

"Yep"

"Flash, Superman?"

"No, but people with their abilities exist.Cool right?"

"And I will be one of them?"

"Exactly"

"Why?"

"I didn't tell you?ah, right. It usually Khali that takes care of things like that..." then he started murmuring in an unknown language.

"Whatever, I said that I will do this one alone.You're almost done.Yeah right, almost."

I was just standing there dumbly looking at Dio talking alone, I guess he is not the god of madness for nothing.

"You already accepted the deal without knowing what you will have to do"

He was right. Of all the stupid decisions I ever took, this one won by a large margin the 1srt place.

I was already fearing what my mission will be, genocide?spreading fear and destruction?creating a demonic cult and take over the world?

Anything was possible, but if he dared to force me to do something against my conscience(that usually doesn't say a single thing, even against thief or murder), I would bet the few things I had against him.

With this new resolution, I instantly felt better.

"You do remember that I can read your thoughts?"

Crap.

 "Yep, be happy that I don't really care. Now from what I understand of you and by that I mean everything, if you go against your principles because of my mission, you will be the only one to blame.After all, I just want you to become famous."

Come again?

"You're are proposing me superpowers so that I can become famous?You want me to spread your name?Why?"

"Almost, I want you to spread your name, as spreading your name is the same as spreading mine(lol).As for the reasons, it's for my own amusement and reasons beyond what a simple-minded being like you can understand.Now because you took all your time looking at the cheerleaders, we have to hurry.

Well, to be honest, we don't have to hurry, time is frozen after all, but this is funnier this way, so will decide your future, with this!"

A slot machine took the place of the fridge, near where I was thrown to the wall, the knives are still stuck there.

How did it come to this?

"I am chaos and madness incarnated, being serious for so long is tiring you know? So because you don't know what power you want..." I'm sure as hell that I said what I wanted. "or because the power you choose is unavailable, we will just give you a random power like a JP mc and you will have to work with it." He said while laughing like a kid that was pulling a good prank.

"Now behold..." *drum roll* "The P.L.O.T machiiiiiine!!!"

"Now I'm too lazy to explain what it does, so this guy here will explain in my stead, I will come back later to see the result.Bye." With that said, dark flames creeped out from under his skin and his body was completely consumed, leaving behind a golden smiling flower?

"Howdy! I'm FLOWEY! 

FLOWEY the FLOWER!" It(?) said with a smile.

Somehow, this didn't feel right.