"More than you think" unknown

I stood still and didn't even move one beat.

Taking a deep breath to calm myself I looked around me...nothing...nobody?

Maybe I was imagining this deep voice? I must be more lonely than I thought.

"You sure as hell aren't imagining me!!"

Must be the TV...even knowing that I didn't pay the subscription to the TV this month...

This semester...Wait I never paid the subscription! I have a phone and a computer with internet why would I watch TV.

Looking at the said object, it was there when I first moved in, courtesy of the landlord she said.

Fully knowing that it had more its place in a museum than inside a living room...This damn thing only shows things in black and white, no color. As for why it's still working? It's still a mystery.

Yeah...Why?

"I think you're forgetting something important...ME!!"

"I did not imaginary voice" Me

"I didn't know show up earlier to not frighten you and you think that I don't exist? Well, look at this!!"

The TV switched itself on, at first, there was only the usual black screen, flames and smoke came out of the screen and were oddly hovering above it.

*BOOOOOOOOOOM* 

I was projected on the wall.

Has my TV blown up because I didn't listen to an imaginary voice?

"For the last time...I'm god damn REAL!!"

A black tattooed arm reached out from within the TV, then a second...and a third?!

Seconds later, fire flew out of where once was the screen, then a torso...

After a while, a black man that was a head taller than me stood before me.

I stood there dumbly looking at him, his head was on fire, or maybe his hair was made of fire?

He had two horns sticking out of his forehead, and stood there in front of me, in a Hawaiian shirt, both of his arms crossed, looking at me.

No sign of the third arm.

Yeah, I'm stating the obvious but there is no way he is human, he must be a demon.

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"Demonic God, show some respect."

Yes, a demoni-

"You can read my mind?!"

"Sure thing I can, look you're thinking about a banana, a yellow poney, and a demonic panda playing flute in a pink suit...I think that you have a problem...Really? what's up with the last one? well, not that I judge you know?"

 Breath in, breath out.

Come on Dio, dealing with a demonic god, you were hoping for something like that all your life.

"No you weren't, you were hoping for a big-breasted goddess to come instead.Just so you know, usually they are bitches."

He said while biting in an apple. Where did he take it? I have no idea. Wait! Demonic god!That's it! don't ask and everything will be fine.

"Meh, I can give you some if you want, it's good you know? My favorite kind of apple: the origin sin's kind you know?"

My dad told me to not accept free things from a demonic god.

"He did?"

Well...no, but he did say to not accept free things.

"A good advice, you would've been cursed if you had accepted."

"Why would you try to curse me?!!"

"I kinda forgot...teehee." He said while tilting his head to the side.

I give up...Why am I talking to this guy?

No, really why am I happily talking to this guys?Why am I not freaked out and screaming?

"Oh, you noticed it out? not bad? don't worry I'm just influencing you so that you can calmly think and talk, I also put a barrier between this room and outside, no time will pass until I leave.Why do you think that nobody came inside after the explosion?"

 Now that he says that.

"Well we talked enough, let's get to the main point. Who am I?

A demonic God

"No, ask me who am I."

*sigh*

"Who are you?"

"KONO DIO DA"

I did not see it coming, another one who wants to joke.

"No really! Hello, I Dio, God of chaos and madness!pleased to meet you, Dio.To avoid any confusion, I will call you fake."

"Why aren't you the one that we will call fake?"

*Zaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

Electricity suddenly ran through me, and I found myself on the floor gasping for air.

"Because I am A GOD" 

Dramatic music and a thunder effect came out of nowhere, but that gave one hell of an effect.

"Finally someone who appreciates the art of badassery !"

"So, Dio, why are you here?"

"Oh right, I almost forgot.It's because" taking an uncle-Sam-like pose " I want you"

Taking a list out of nothing, he crossed out something "sentence to be said number 56 done"

"Right I want you to do something for me"

...

"I refuse"

"Of course you acc-you what?!!"

"I refuse"

Fire flew out from his eyes, and darkness creeped out from his feet.Skeleton arms were starting to pop out from the darkness and the air was becoming colder even with all the fire.

"Breath in, breath out, why?"

"Nothing in for me"

Stood there, looking at me like I was a dumb animal, then all the fire and darkness disappeared all at once like they never came to be in the first place.

"First thing Fake...you don't refuse a god" 

At the same time he finished talking I was thrown again at the wall with a few things that were not heavy enough to not fly, then knives and forks flew out and stuck my clothes to the wall.

Wow, I'm sure that without his manipulation, I would be pissing myself in fear.

"Second thing Fake" He started with the same tone as before "My mistake, I did not start with the reward."

 With that said, the knives and forks disappeared and I fell to the ground.

"Let's start over Dio. What are you willing to do to have what you hoped for all your life? Right, what are you willing to do to have a superpower that will take above all the others (if used well)?"

Looking at him, I smiled, of course, there was a single thing that I could answer:

"Anything"

You sure are good at this God.

With a smile that would put to shame the devil oh wait!

"Who do you think I am? So Fake, let's make a deal! I will give you what you hope for, for a price of course!"