Synopsis
“Chat! Help! I’ve been isekai’d!”
Those were the first words I said after the system granted me a skill that supposedly streamed everything I did back to Earth.
I still had no idea why I’d hatched from an egg as my old Vcuber model, nor why this other world was so eerily devoid of life, but hey! At least I had chat to keep me company now.
Still, I just wished the dungeons in this world weren’t so… weird. Seriously.
Killer robots assembling themselves from a crashed spaceship?
Sentient towels in a water park’s locker room trying to smother me?
An office building filled with zombies in suits and flying staplers?!
What even is this?!
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Table of Contents
- 1#001 – I didn’t know people hatch from eggs2024-11-13
- 2#002 – Hold on, that’s not a fantasy world2024-11-13
- 3#003 – Chemistry was never my best subject2024-11-13
- 4#004 – I reject our new robot overlords!2024-11-13
- 5#005 – Not alternate nor a game, just reality2024-11-13
- 6#006 – Do monsters spawn at night?2024-11-13
- 7#007 – This world is weirdly quiet and empty2024-11-13
- 8#008 – Okay, I guess I’m supposed to grind now2024-11-13
- 9#009 – I don’t actually have any combat experience2024-11-13
- 10#010 – What’s the brand of this energy drink?2024-11-13
- 11#011 – Do you guys believe me now?2024-11-13
- 12#012 – It’s raining skill points!2024-11-13
- 13#013 – Not quite a wiki, but I’ll take it2024-11-13
- 14#014 – I would like to report a murder… of physics2024-11-13
- 15#015 – It’s a metaphor for cleaning the dungeon2024-11-13
- 16#016 – That’s not what a coinflip means2024-11-13
- 17#017 – I would say, I paid my respects2024-11-13
- 18#018 – Sweet, sweet loot!2024-11-13
- 19#019 – My streamer power grows!2024-11-13
- 20#020 – I live here now, got a problem?2024-11-13
- 21#021 – This new helper fairy sucks, I want a refund2024-11-13
- 22#022 – The horror monster never expects the victim to fight back2024-11-13
- 23#023 – Ready to burn the world!2024-11-13
- 24#024 – I might have been traumatized a little2024-11-13
- 25#025 – Not the weirdest weapon I’ve ever seen, honestly2024-11-13
- 26#026 – Third time’s the charm2024-11-13
- 27#027 – Why do people even use saunas?2024-11-13
- 28#028 – There’s a joke about finally touching grass again somewhere in there2024-11-13
- 29#029 – Don’t mind me, just feeling a little melancholic2024-11-13
- 30#030 – Delicious, delicious fast food!2024-11-13
- 31#031 – Don’t mind me, just blowing bubbles in a water park2024-11-13
- 32#032 – Am I insane? Is anything even real?2024-11-13
- 33#033 – Call me Nana, the mad scientist!2024-11-13
- 34#034 – I thought this wasn’t a video game2024-11-13
- 35#035 – Look, it’s not my fault this dungeon is stupidly designed!2024-11-13
- 36#036 – Not a leap, a SLIDE of faith2024-11-13
- 37#037 – I mean, I can swim, but this is a little too much2024-11-13
- 38#038 – First attacked by laundry, now turned into laundry myself?!2024-11-13
- 39#039 – Why would you have teleporting tentacles? Aren’t regular tentacles enough?!2024-11-13
- 40#040 – I’m retiring to live on a farm, guys2024-11-13
- 41#041 – Introspection is important, you know?2024-11-13
- 42#042 – Head. Empty.2024-11-13
- 43#043 – I’m coming for you, calamari!2024-11-13
- 44#044 – I’m not desperate enough to eat this2024-11-13
- 45#045 – Time to noscope some kids2024-11-13
- 46#046 – I’m a bit of a completionist2024-11-13
- 47#047 – Locked and loaded!2024-11-13
- 48#048 – At least I have a map this time2024-11-13
- 49#049 - This feels like a calm before the storm2024-11-13
- 50#050 - Wouldn’t one be enough?!2024-11-13
- 51#051 - I am not a fan of breakout2024-11-13
- 52#052 - Isn’t eating shark meat illegal?2024-11-13
- 53#053 - New skills galore!2024-11-13
- 54#054 - Onwards, chat! To new adventures!2024-11-13
- 55#055 – I didn’t expect this at all2024-11-13
- 56#056 - That’s not how the adventure was supposed to go2024-11-13
- 57#057 - I never expected to ever talk to you again2024-11-13
- 58#058 - I’m a double criminal now2024-11-13
- 59#059 - I guess not even another world can escape capitalism2024-11-13
- 60#060 - Now we’re cooking!2024-11-13
- 61#061 - It feels weird to use guns against wizards2024-11-13
- 62#062 - Am I the stupid one for bringing a gun to a bow fight?2024-11-13
- 63#063 - It reminds me of getting sick as a kid, except for the whole wilderness survival thing2024-11-13
- 64#064 - I’m just glad I didn’t pay for my stupidity with my life2024-11-13
- 65#065 - Helping solve your own murder doesn’t happen everyday2024-11-13
- 66#066 - Learning from mistakes is how you grow2024-11-13
- 67#067 - There are certain downsides to overwhelming firepower2024-11-13
- 68#068 - Never knew how much goes into making a door2024-11-13
- 69#069 - Nice!2024-11-13
- 70#070 - I swear I wasn’t always this violent2024-11-13
- 71#071 - I think I had enough internet for the day2024-11-13
- 72#072 - No more distractions, time to make progress!2024-11-13
- 73#073 - One’s a fantasy wasteland, the other is a corporate one2024-11-13
- 74#074 - Why crabs though?2024-11-13
- 75#075 - This feels a lot easier than the first dungeon2024-11-13
- 76#076 - I take it back!2024-11-15
- 77#077 - Hey, roleplaying is literally in my job description2024-11-18