I was a princess of the army of darkness, it started with me waving at my subjects (the undead) who were heading to my wedding ceremony by foot, then my parents came rolling over them in a carriage, both of them pretended not to notice(even those who got rolled over), I got in and we started heading to my marriage ceremony where I was to wed a prince, I told my parents during ride that I was in love with this princess less pretty then I was and they said I'd be more happy with the prince (they didn't care it was another girl, they liked fact it was royalty, they just didn't like that she wasn't all that pretty), after we were done I left carriage and enter'd a school bus where my prince was sitting waiting for his mother, they got on (mother and some relative who's a girl) and we started moving, the prince started to sleep and relative started hugging prince from behind while he was sleeping, I was pretending to be in love with prince so mother wouldn't try to poison me or something(she was carrying something creepy that beats like a heart), I was planning to either run away or say no right at ceremony so I could avoid marriage but that's when I woke up.

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