HUUUGEEE! What the hell is that human doing here (crying eyes). I already moved 3 times so that I won’t be crushed by thee. Leaveeee me aloneeee~

‘huh, why do I keep seeing insects in my house today? Do they like my chia seeds?’

I hear your thoughts, human, and they are ridiculous!! I am here because you bought me here!! So now, release me before I unleash my great anger unto the world!!!

‘hmm, maybe it’s better if I get it out of the house? But why does it keep circling me? Hehe, does it like me?’

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absurdity!!!!!! Noooo, human, please go back to your previous thoughts 😭😭, they were peaceful and fun.

suddenly, I was lifted by the human using some white device. Anxiously, I moved around quickly to prepare. What is this idiotic human who can’t even read my thoughts going to do???

’hmm, the weather is so nice, the insect will probably like it outside more’

‘’’shoongshoong’’’

haha hahaha. haaaaaa …. That crazy human actually thought I could survive being dropped from a height 2000 times my height. Sigh, I think I am smarter than thee.

’now that I have gotten rid of the insect, let’s make some breakfast’

insect status: dead

wait for my next life, dude! I am going to wack you in the head the first second I see you, waaaaahhhh (crying). I wanted to taste those chia seed, buhuuuuu 😭😭😭