I want a house.
oOh, what house?
A beautiful house!
OOh, so, how would it look like?
what do you mean? I told you, beautiful!
oh, ok. So, do you have the money?
I do, but I need some other things.
Oohhh, like what? Insurance?
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No, I need lighter skin. Also, the other gender part. The one owning my future house is racist.
My, my! What trouble!
I know~ I am going have a long, nice chat with him so I can open his heart.
Nice! So how are you going to convince him?
I am not going to! When I say the truth, his heart will automatically open and see how beautiful I am, and that I deserve that beautiful house!
My, my! How lovely? Sooo, which truth?
That I am nice and good too! I am not something else, but that I am just like him!
How can he be nice like you when he is racist? You are so cute!
hmph, ignorance!! I SAW him patting his dog! No pet owner is bad! They are all nice to their people, but unnice to ’others’. Whatever ’other’ is.
My, my! How much you have grown! (Wiping min-existent tears)
I was always great!
Of course you always are, dearie (slowly and softly patting head)
That house is mine 🔥