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Ethan Strong
Ass Eating

Ass Eating

Well, the excitement of the Potlatch is starting to fade and things are getting back to normal. It’s funny what’s normal here. People who come here are making a conscious decision to live differently from the fold. They don’t get the shiny cars, but they don’t get the payments either. It’s a different kind of life, and a new freedom comes out of the trade off.

The people here seem to get everything they need. None of them have money. They have time. It’s not a lazy time. Not for the lifers. It's time used to refine who they are. There’s meditation involved, but curiosity as well. They’re building worlds by taking online university courses, creating art, or learning about botanicals. Things like that. The environment is very important to the people here, and at any given time, you’ll find a number of them chained to a protest barricade somewhere on the island.

It’s not so much like that for Bubba and me. We’re basically writers, and what writers do is wake up, grind it out while their creative energy is at its peak, and once they burn it all off, they’re free to do what they like, which in our case is to hang out in the shed for a couple of hours. We get together there, and discuss the going ons in the world. This is where I get the cutting edge stuff I use when I’m writing to you about the New World.

As an example, it turns out ass eating is a big thing these days. Andy told us about it. He watched a clip about it on what he calls one of ‘his news feeds’. Apparently, Gen Z’s are chewing ass like there’s no tomorrow.

Now, I know you’re wondering what this sudden onslaught of ass eating has to do with the coming transcendence and New World. The answer is, everything. Only 6 years until the great transcendence and all of a sudden ass eating becomes a thing. Of course there’s a correlation.

It’s very primal, isn’t it? Almost alluring in its baseness; at least from a distance. Imagine yourself licking ass. ‘Num, num, num, num, num. Num, num, num, num’. You have just transported yourself to the roots of humanity, when we were more animal than human, before evolution. Back when the only thing courtship involved was a sniff or a lick and going to town. I bet there’s a ton of pheromones hanging around an ass. I’ll bet it only takes one sniff to tell you everything you need to know about a person.

I wonder if anyone’s ever been eating ass, and said to themselves, ‘Now this right here. This is some fine ass. I’m going to marry this one’! Maybe. Maybe it’s happened. Maybe you smell something in that ass that tells you the porridge is just right.

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So we have a nature angle to the story, where maybe pheromones are telling you something about the person who’s ass you’re eating. But what about the nurture side? How have we nurtured our babies? The same ones out there eating ass? What are we saying to them right off the bat?

We already know we’ve passed critical future climatic tipping points. Their world is guaranteed to be more violent in many ways, regardless of any actions we muster up now. On an epic level, these kids have been born into a quality of life nowhere near what past generations have enjoyed and abused. That has to be a giant mind-fuck for them right off the bat.

I think the Gen Z’s are saying ‘fuck you’ to everything. ‘We’ll meet this world on our own terms, starting with eating ass’. Their freedom comes not from retiring at 55, but from rejecting those traditional values of society that proved to be so destructive. Gen Z’s are opting for the alternative. Just like the people here on the commune.

So what are we learning when we study Gen Z’s ass eating phenomena, with video if possible? I don’t know. I kind of think they’re such an isolated generation, spending more time at home and communing online, that when they get the chance, they’re going to hit it hard. ‘I haven’t been out of my parents basement for 3 months. Give me some of that ass’. That’s probably what’s going on. They’ve been born into a world where you have to concentrate and compartmentalize their animal nature, and this leaves them time to explore their identity in the ever growing New World of the Internet. I’ll bet that’s it. Mark my words, these ass eaters are at the forefront of something. They’re probably very abstract thinkers, and the New World brings with it the abstract universe. They’re learning how to leap into it.

Oh, yeah, Gen Z is onto something, and don’t forget the Millennial's. A lot of them like a good ass chewing too. This is big. The end generations are changing their value system, and they’re going right back to the ass sniffing and licking dawn of civilization to do it. They’re rewriting the whole story of purpose, and redefining what’s important in the world, from beginning to end.

I would like to state publicly right here and now, I’m all for the ass eaters of the world. If I was an ass eater I would have a t-shirt made proclaiming it. Don’t forget, we only have six years before the transcendence and someone has to step up to the plate and change things. This is a time when a new wave of perspective appears in the world and ass eating is the first sign views are changing. Look for the signs, people.

I say get in there and get your fill. As far as I’m concerned the ass eaters of the world are angels with dirty faces.