"Hey, are we going to move our business to this island? It's not a desert, but it's isolated and..." said a man wearing a dark uniform, a gun in his hand, and most notably, a black rabbit ear ornament on his head.
"Shut up! If the boss hears you, you know..." said another man in the same outfit, causing his partner to remain silent and look around, hoping not to see his boss nearby.
"Phew, thanks for that. But I guess the boss has his reasons. Although it might have something to do with that Yamcha guy, he suddenly started beating up all the members of the desert underworld, what could have happened to him?" the first man said, and the second just shook his head.
"Don't worry about it. Luckily, we were able to get out of there before we met him. Did you see how he left those guys? They don't have a good bone in their bodies!" the second man replied, trying to clear his mind of the horrible images he had seen that day.
For several days, the 'Desert Bandit' Yamcha had been on a strange crusade against everyone in the desert, beating them to near death. Worse yet, his image had begun to change from that of a petty thief to a 'hero' celebrated by the people.
The fact is that Yamcha had some new ideas about martial arts and didn't know who to find, although he wanted to look for Muten Roshi to teach him formally, he decided to take advantage of nature's gift when a gang in the desert tried to attack him in masse with guns and a trap using 'a beautiful woman'.
Yamcha did not react too much at the sight of the woman, although he was scared and nervous, he was not paralyzed, so he was able to defend himself from the ambush, crushing his attackers with his excessive strength.
Then he began to travel, taking the opportunity to test his new ideas of attacking anyone he saw committing any kind of criminal act, doing good deeds in the process, albeit unconsciously.
So this strange duo of men and their boss decided to go to other environments to 'expand' the business, although it was a full-fledged escape. The two men found themselves on this strange island, Penguin Island, although it is called Gengoro Island, who would teach geography to criminals like them?
"Let's find what we need, a place to settle, check what goods can be acquired, etc., we have a lot to do," said the second man, who seemed to have much more brains than the first.
Soon they were walking through the outskirts of the so-called Penguin Village, but before they arrived, they heard a loud explosion in the distance. The two men looked at each other and decided they needed to find out what had happened.
Was there another gang here? Or was it a tragic accident? They had to check and find out because since it sounded like an explosion, they didn't want the whole village to burn!
So the two men went to investigate and came across a rather... strange situation. There was a group of people who seemed to be testing some strange machines, in this group there were strange figures, a baby that kept floating, a child with a tail, and a pig child.
"Phew, that machine failed because of a stupid thing, I didn't put the last screw on it," a soot-covered man said embarrassedly in a comical way, and the two men quickly understood that he was the cause of the explosion.
"Doctor, even though you are so capable of creating so many interesting things, I am still amazed at the... eccentricity of the ways and circumstances in which you do them," said a female figure with bright blue hair.
"Hey, that girl is beautiful..." the first man said but was soon unable to do so when a small white hand suddenly grabbed him by the collar.
"Who are you?" asked Chi-Chi cautiously, looking at the two strange rabbit-eared men.
"Hey, girl, drop it!" the second man said, pointing his gun at Chi-Chi, who just smiled at him.
"Don't threaten Chi-Chi!" a red staff fell from the sky, hitting the second man's hand and making a clear cracking sound.
"Holy shit, what was that, he broke my hand!" the second man complained, his resilience keeping him from screaming in pain, but the tears streaming down his cheeks showed the great pain he was feeling at the moment.
"Welcome to my world," Oolong said, touching his head with some fear in his tone, he still remembered the pain of that day, and the sound of breaking bones brought him back to that painful moment.
"Why are they wearing bunny outfits, are they otaku?" Arale asked suddenly, causing Bulma to pat her head.
Why did she put the Internet in this remote place? Being a robot, Arale could quickly connect to this worldwide network, which allowed her to find strange things in it, like a lot of vocabulary, as well as strange expressions, and being a youngster, she couldn't resist using those terms arbitrarily, even without knowing their meaning.
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"What, no! We are the 'Rabbits' and we follow our great and powerful boss, Monster Carrot!" said the first man, whom Chi-Chi let go slightly so that he could speak.
This man tried to use the name of their group and their leader but only received strange looks from the whole group, while something clicked in Bulma's mind, who paid more attention to the strange style of these guys.
'By Kami-Sama, this is a gift from heaven! With this, I can try to learn the basics of magic, if that rabbit uses magic, I just have to catch it,' Bulma thought, looking at the two men in front of her quite excitedly.
"Chi-Chi, Goku, knock these guys out, and let's wait for their so-called boss to come," Bulma said, making her two companions grin evilly as they looked at the two poor henchmen who had no idea what they were in for.
"Oh no, here he comes again," Oolong wisely covered his eyes as he turned around, not wanting to see them beating those guys up.
The screams of pain from these two men seemed to echo throughout Penguin Village that day.
...
"Those lazy bastards didn't call me!" someone shouted, the figure of a large rabbit dressed in traditional clothing getting out of his brand-new car ... shaped like a rabbit.
The rabbit adjusted the black goggles on his eyes and looked around as if he could pick up some trace of his henchmen, but nothing. For the moment, he regretted that he hadn't trained the rest of the magic in his grimoire, settling for a few skills that suited him quite well.
"It's like they say, it's better to do it yourself than let others do it for you. But you'll see those two fools, if I see them, I'll turn them into carrots and eat them, HAHAHAHAHAHA!" he, Monster Carrot, started to laugh before he was interrupted by the voice of one of his men, but he quickly realized that it was coming from his communicator.
"Boss... we've been beaten and held captive in the forest outside Penguin Village, please help us!" the voice of the first man, the dumber henchman of the two, was heard, taking away Monster Carrot's good mood.
"Fool, fool, fool! Wait a minute!" complained Monster Carrot, before running off into the forest with great leaps.
He had a vague sense of direction on this island due to the maps, so he quickly found the aforementioned forest and noticed very obvious tracks along the way, making it easy for him to reach the clearing where his men were being held.
He saw his men tied up, but something was wrong with them. They were bloated, but not from eating too much, but from beatings, it was obvious they had been beaten from the bruises on their bodies or the obvious broken bone marks.
"It seems you youngsters are ruthless," Monster Carrot said calmly, even stroking his chin with interest.
'After threatening them, I can make them part of my gang, that level of brutality would be good for charging protection fees,' the big rabbit thought, quickly focusing his attention on the most vulnerable in his experience.
The blue-haired girl.
It was obvious that she was the most vulnerable of the group, with those weak hands that looked like they hadn't put in much effort. For as a mage, albeit a fourth-rate one, he had some martial training, that and his experience in the underworld.
He could see the training marks on the hands of the pig boy and the girl next to him, and he also noticed the emotions the girl had towards the first boy. The pig boy seemed to look at him with mockery, which he didn't like.
He didn't approach the grown man carrying a baby, someone like that couldn't meet his requirements at the moment. While the strange girl with glasses who smiled at him was too giggly, she might refuse the request he was about to make.
"Hey young lady, can I have your hand? It's polite when you meet someone," Monster Carrot jumped towards Bulma, falling in front of her and offering her his small hand with a 'normal' smile on his face.
"No thanks, I don't want to be turned into a carrot," Bulma's answer made Monster Carrot tense up, but he quickly calmed down.
It was not easy to find out his ability from a quick interrogation of his henchmen, which they must have done. Then the rabbit clasped his hands behind his back and looked condescendingly at everyone present.
"Ah, you don't know what you're up against, do you? Believe it or not, I'm a powerful wizard, you don't want to fall under my spell," Monster Rabbit explained, but he noticed that the people didn't seem to be incredulous or surprised by his statement, they just looked at him with... pity.
Except for Bulma, who seemed to have stars in her eyes as she watched the big rabbit strut around, even approaching his minions to free them.
"Are you a wizard?" asked Bulma, causing the rabbit to turn his attention to her before nodding.
"I am, scared?" the rabbit asked, not seeing that a large red stick was headed straight for his head.
The last thing Monster Carrot heard before he felt a terrible pain in his head and slipped into unconsciousness was a young man's sigh of regret, along with the words, "I hope it doesn't crackle too much this time when it hits," whatever those words meant.
When Monster Carrot awoke, his closed eyes seemed to burn and his head was killing him. As he tried to bring his hands to his temples to massage them, he noticed something crucial.
He could not move. His arms, legs, and even his head seemed to be immobilized. How had he gotten into this state? The pain in his head prevented him from thinking clearly, but he knew it was not supposed to be like this.
"Bulma, will you be able to make carrots when you learn magic?" Monster Carrot heard the voice of a teenager, and the word 'carrot' seemed to be a switch that brought back his memories.
He had been captured by the group that had beaten his men! That made him angry, and when he opened his eyes, he squinted to avoid the harsh white light shining on his face, but he could tell that he was sitting in a chair.
"Yeah, isn't that funny? Your name means carrots," Bulma said, holding back her laughter.
"Come to think of it, it's true, could I learn this carrot magic?" Goku easily connected things and asked such a question.
"Who knows, magic is something mysterious to me, maybe because of your name you have more talent in such things," Bulma replied.
"Does that mean the magic you learn will have to do with panties?" asked Oolong out of nowhere, plunging the whole place into such an awkward silence that even Monster Carrot closed his eyes again, unable to contain the embarrassment of the others.
"I went a little overboard, but you have to admit it's a good joke," Oolong said before the sound of a palm hitting skin could be heard, Bulma smacked Oolong's head angrily.