"See you in the next world brother or better yet, I hope I never have to see you ever again."

The darkness around me seems to be getting stronger and stronger as the light is getting dimmer and dimmer as I'm falling into the river dipped with blood everywhere. It seems to be wrapping around my whole body. On the other hand my mind still seems to still be working.

Well at least in this weird ominous, dark, creepy place that I all of sudden happen to be in.

I don't seem to be on earth anymore. At least my mind or spirit. My real body that was just disposed of is probably back at earth floating around the river with blood gushing all around like a human blood geyser.

Looking around the place, all I could see is darkness, well that makes sense after all. But I slowly see a light showing up as I'm slowly walking around the place and turning. Well I'm actually floating around since i have no physical body as it seems.

My body or spirit is completely made of white energy with no leg, kinda like a ghost but less eerie and more holy like. Kinda like a god that lost its job as a god and decided to lurk around people's bathrooms just to make them feel better about their self. I admit that that was a atrocious example but it explained what I wanted to explain.

Looking very closely at the light, it seems to be a insanely small hole. It looks likes an exit out of here. I hoped anyway.

I decide to walk towards the white hole or in this strange case float towards the white hole. After a whole minute of floating towards this thing, I don't seem to be getting any closer as the hole isn't getting any closer to me either.

It must be really really far away for it to take this long just for the hole to look exactly the same as it did ages ago.

But as I continue floating towards it the hole finally seems to be getting closer. It looked just a tiny bit bigger than before but I decided to trust my instincts and keep going to my destination.

Looking behind me, all I can see a white trail of white energy, it seems to be coming out from behind me. It feels weird looking at a part of me fall off of my butt every time I walk but at least my butt isn't getting smaller. Well my white ghost butt at least.

And its even weirder because it felt like it was a trail of poop.

"Well that's disconcerting."

[What is?]

"The trail of white ener.... wait a minute who said that?"

Looking around the empty place I don't see anybody else other then me. That sent chills down and up my spine all the way to my head and my legs.

[I'm not there]

"Then where are you?"

[I'm not physically here. I am here to help and guide you through this place you have been wandering around for the past few hours. I've been waiting for you to talk for a long time now so I could start a conversation and I didn't talk first since I don't want to be rude.]

Well that made sense that he didn't hear me talk since I don't talk much and although I appreciated that he didn't want to be rude and talk first but if he had talk earlier, I would have been more appreciative then I am now. What he said was strange as he said it has been hours wandering around but I felt like I was only here in this place for a few minutes, maybe thirty minutes or somewhere around there.

The spirit or whatever this weird thing is very strongly hinting that you can escape from this 'absence of... everything'. I would usual tell others no thanks since I don't want others to do favors that isn't necessary, but in this case, it might be necessary for this ghost's help.

"Okay, I will forgive you for not talking to me faster so can you help me get out here?"

[Sure but I recommend you staying here for a little longer as it might help you where you are going.]

Why in the world is this ghost or spirit trying to tell me to stay in a place where there is no one or anything to talk to or speak to?

"I don't care about any of that kinda stuff. Just let me get out of this idiotic place you or whoever put me into."

My mood seems to have went from calm to very moody. This seemed odd for me as this mood is very unusual for me. If I was still alive and back breathing at earth, you might have never ever saw me feel and speak like this.

Although I was angry that I was put into this stupid place, I was also glad because now I have a way to live another life.

I was started to get excited over living again and asked the ghost how to get out of this place.

"Mr. Ghost... or Ms. Ghost or Mrs, please tell me the way to get out of here?"

[The way to get out of here is simple, just sit down and cultivate the energy from your ghost like legs into your body. Pretty simple right?]

This ghost must be joking around.

"What in the world do you mean by cultivating?"

[Does your world not have the knowledge about cultivating?]

His words indicated something very much.

"Your world?"

[There is many different worlds in your universe. Since they are in your universe though, they should probably look like yours or at least resemble it a little bit.]

The spirit made it sound like there was more then one universe. Judging from where I'm at, and what I was trying to do, that's probably true though.

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"Can you teach me how to cultivate?"

[Sure]

Based off of what the spirit was saying, cultivating seems to be a common thing in my 'universe'. I was waiting for him to tell me the way but all that happened was a whole two minutes of complete silence between us two. Before things got anymore awkward between us, I decided to speak out and end this thing that shouldn't have began in the first place.

"Um excuse me, can you tell me the way now?"

[My bad, I thought that you wasn't ready yet since you didn't say it.]

"..."

His voice sounded like he was being very sarcastic about the subject.

I was about to go on a ranting rampage and make a full on roast but I didn't want to ruin my only chance of getting out of here so I decided to keep the fire stored deeply inside of my body.

I took a few deep breaths in and out to calm down and I was ready to listen to whatever this spirit was about to say and tell me.

"Ready"

[All you have to do is sit down and close your eyes until you feel a source of energy coming from your legs or your passive energy. Try to find a way to send all of that energy into your body or your physical energy. There is five energy you can have. Passive energy is naturally there when you are born. Physical energy requires you to cultivate it up to where it's located at. The mental energy or your head can enter your body when your mind has received enough intelligence to use the intelligence and convert it into energy. The inner energy or your hands is achieved when your strength is very strong. The last energy is the life energy. This energy can be used by anyone but the younger your age is, the more it reduces your life by. Life energy can be used to do magical things like bringing back someone back to life and so on. Did you get all of that?]

All of knowledge he or she gave to me started punching me and kicking me as if i was in a pro boxing match until my stomach started to hurl like a tornado.

My mind was extremely close to exploding into a million pieces after I discovered that the universe had so much more then us humans thought.

I bet even Albert Einstein didn't know a tenth of the world or universe we were living in compared to this guy who was currently speaking to me.

I didn't want to sound like I didn't want to live again so I decided to ask him just one more question.

"Why do I have to get physical energy in order to get out of this place?"

[When you achieve physical form you will get back your legs that you are currently missing and finally be able to get to the the white hole that will lead you into your new life.]

I really thought that I was getting closer to the white hole and that I was moving but my mind was probably tricking me to satisfy my needs or something like that.

Wait, if I wasn't moving, then how did the white balls of butt energy fall behind me then?

This got me in a big wonder for a long time.

I decided to just stop wasting my time dazing off and just decided to try and cultivate the energy from my passive energy into physical like the ghost said.

Well this has been one of the biggest waste of my time. I have been sitting down for more than a whole hour and nothing is happening. I would ask the ghost what I'm doing wrong except that I don't want to start over in case it all of a sudden works.

I have to try a new strategy this time.

If just closing my eyes don't work, why don't I jump start my energy by letting it feel the way the energy is moving and how it should go. Maybe with this plan, I can get into the physical energy stage.

I close my eyes again, trying to feel the energy in my legs. I decide to imagine me running on a plain. Me trying to cultivate for the past hour by just sitting and closing my eyes didn't seem to be working so at least I'm not making it any worse. I started by imaging myself being a cheetah running on the hot and sunny plains moving so fast but still being able to see everything despite going past it so fast. The grass around me were waving side to side along with the air and the trees standing high as if they were gods of the plains and they were commanding all the living things in the place. They were also dancing alongside the wind.

I feel my four feet moving back and forth over and over again in a orderly fashion.

My speed increases more and more as I go on. My hind legs supporting my front as I'm moving across the grass. I felt as if the world is slowly moving compared to me. All of that feeling of speed wakes me up from this sight.

Well not necessarily.

When I opened up my eyes from the sight or vision I was creating, things were different than before. I was in the dark again like I was before when I was just sitting down with my eyes closed doing nothing. All of a sudden a force pushed itself onto me causing me to close my eyes again.

I once again entered into a state of vision or dream. This time around I'm in a big lake.

The lake seems to be about the size of Lake Kawaguchi (around 2 mi²). It was simply majestic with flower pedals flying in the air all over the place. The flower pedals look like they were trying to lure me into touching and catching one of them. It felt so bright that it looked like it was the source of light in the area. The trees around the lake seems like they were partying with the rest of the nature.

They swayed back and forth as if they were waving their many hands like they didn't give a single damn about what was happening around them.

The pedals were falling off of the trees as if they wanted to explore the world around them for themselves and not just watching from the sidelines. Magical is the only word that can explain these actions going around the lake.

The flower around the lake looks like it had just bloomed and was trying to smell the beauty all around them.

They are all beautiful by themselves but when you put the whole pictures together into one single picture, it could only be expressed by one word and that word is Utopia.

I am not just lost for words but I'm also lost for action. I have seen many lakes that many other people consider as the most beautiful lake ever known but if you put the lakes there to this lake, the difference would be like earth and heaven.

The lake was being created by a waterfall that fell down as if it was a holy spirit descending down to earth to give its wisdom to the living things in it or in this case the trees, grass, and everything else in here.

I stood frozen just looking at the exquisite scenery in front of me. It was like going to an art gallery just to look at the art and not being able to buy not even a piece of it because of how beautiful and precious it is.

Even the ugly things like weed and wiggly twigs helped made the masterpiece a masterpiece and not just a regular art that you can see anywhere online and in stores.

The waterfall just kept flowing and flowing as if the source of it was never going to stop.

All of a sudden the endless flowing water just seemed to be turned off as if someone just got bored of it and turned it off. It was like a faucet that was lively and godly where one could turn it on and off.

The lake that became calm after the waterfall stopped just suddenly became a mad, ferocious monster on the loose. The lake started spinning into a big hurricane like thing and started floating upwards into the sky.

It was sucking up the trees, flowers, and everything along with it.

The image was like an artist who decided that the picture wasn't good enough and decided to rip it apart.

After a while of this happening the scenery where I was at changed once again. I went from looking at a big spinning water tornado to a big hole in the ground that would have token at least a week to dig with a whole digging crew. It was in the middle of nowhere, as in nowhere. Everywhere around the hole in the floating ground was just white. Everything was none existence except for the hole and the small land it lived on.

The hole was dead making it seemed as if it was feeling sad and depressed. It seemed as if it had its own feelings that it was trying to show.

I thought the hole was going to show me something like the lake did.

I watched the hole doing nothing for at least a minute. It just stood still and not move a single inch unlike the lake from before.

I was about ready to open my eyes and leave.

Then I saw some rocks bounce up and down from inside the hole. They bounced softly at first but then it flew so high, it almost escaped the hole.

The hole started erupting as in literally erupting.

Water started rushing in from the hole being created inside of the hole located at the bottom of the big hole.

It seemed like the water from the lake was being transferred into this random hole in the middle of nowhere. The water was shooting upwards like a geyser. Please tell me why this looks wrong?