RandomHQ, 2022 AD

"278 I am very disappointed with your preformence as a narrator." Said 239. "Your performance seemed to have lost some of its shine. Are you perhaps tired of the work?"

"No, no, I am just very tired, that is all. I can still do it."

"But you comment on literally everything." Said 239. "I do not think you've read very far on the script. If you look over here, you'll discover that the interaction of Charles with the king was a dream. This is very lazy of you. You're supposed to be the narrator of this story and provide comic relief."

"No, no, I knew that was a dream. I'm just tired."

"I... Am beggining to doubt that argument. I think you believe you have the moral high ground here. But you're not supposed to be right."

"I have the moral high ground. The characters in this story are far to cruel, selfish, and violent and that goes against the comfortable life you promised in the description."

"I Am not so certain that is true." Said 239. "They are certainly cruel to Charles sure. But we only written about his family. It is well known to anyone that studied a little bit about royalty and nobility that inheritance is something brothers and sisters kill each other over. Also, This is two chapters in, don't you think it is a bit to early to judge?."

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"First of all, we split chapter two in two, you decided to do it yourself, as well as removing all of the parts where I said I was tired. Second, I am more than well aware of the conflicts that occured over inheritance in feudalistic nations, all I am saying is that you said in the description that Charles will have a comfortable early life!"

"I did not say you were wrong." 239 said in a bored tone.

"I Am only saying that all of your complaints are a bit... early. I mean, you were supposed to make jokes about a corrupted church and stuff further down the line (and you still will do so when we get to that part) as well as ruining the mysterious atmosphere when we get to the-""

"Okay stop too many spoilers.

239 sighed and said, "Okay fine, let's move on to chapter three."

"Hey bossssss" said a voice from another room.

*Sigh* "what is it 679?" 239 asked.

"Listen, I am gonna apologize in advance about the use of inappropriate language, but you've been on a ten day break so you better get the fuck over here and get to work on 'how 2 universe" before every fan stops caring about itttttt..."

*Longer sigh* "yeah, I know, I know. Guess there ain't no sleep for me tonight lads, imma need to finish two new chapters ASAP. Can't keep the, like how many followers do I have now?

About 8 I think? Yeah let's go with that. Can't keep my 8 fans waiting!" *Even longer sigh*

This is painful, but I like it nonetheless.