Synopsis
Your one-stop shop for magical artifacts. No refunds.
In a city where magic is bought and sold like bread, Garren, a grumpy but clever half-orc, runs a pawn shop full of enchanted oddities and dubious relics.
From talking swords and cursed mirrors to mysterious customers pawning dragon eggs and mimics, each day brings new chaos and comedy. Through his private diary, Garren chronicles the bizarre, hilarious, and sometimes heartwarming stories behind the items—and people—that pass through his shop.
New chapters on Monday through Friday
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Table of Contents
- 1ENTRY 001: The Broom That Wouldn't Quit2024-12-13
- 2ENTRY 002: I Hate Mondays2024-12-13
- 3ENTRY 003: Who's the Boss Now?2024-12-17
- 4ENTRY 004: A Natural 202024-12-17
- 5ENTRY 005: A Dyslexic Man Walks Into a Bra2024-12-17
- 6ENTRY 006: Silence is Golden2024-12-18
- 7ENTRY 007: One Man's Trash is Another Man's Garbage Bin2024-12-18
- 8ENTRY 008: An Apt Pupil2024-12-19
- 9ENTRY 009: Sir Bronwyn’s Legacy2024-12-20
- 10ENTRY 010: Love is Just a Four-Letter Word2024-12-20
- 11ENTRY 011: Barter Battle2024-12-31
- 12ENTRY 012: A Skeleton Key2024-12-31
- 13ENTRY 013: The Ancient Artifact That Wasn’t2024-12-31
- 14ENTRY 014: Don't Put All Dragon Eggs in One Basket2024-12-31
- 15ENTRY 015: The Orb of True Alignment2024-12-31
- 16ENTRY 016: A Valiant Effort2024-12-31
- 17ENTRY 017: A Literal Disaster2025-01-11
- 18ENTRY 018: A Family Dispute2025-01-11
- 19ENTRY 019: The Potion Hoarder2025-01-11
- 20ENTRY 020: The Tunic of Plot Armor2025-01-11
- 21ENTRY ???: Don't Know How to Name This Entry2025-01-11
- 22ENTRY 022: The Inspection2025-01-11
- 23ENTRY 023: The Highest Bidder2025-01-11
- 24ENTRY 024: A Chair by Any Other Name2025-01-11
- 25ENTRY 025: Happy Shoppaversary!2025-01-11