Synopsis
In a world exploding with billions upon billions of dunderheaded barnacle boys, the abominable admiral (a malevolent mastermind and unbearable donkey-breath dolt) concocts a stupendous scheme to become Emperor of All That Is by executing the pirate king.
But Dakiya, outraged by the outrages of the outrageous admiral, undertakes to rescue her father through methods that are extremely much. . .
Table of Contents
- 1Breakfast, and the Deaths of Hundreds of Innocent People2024-11-13
- 2The Unfollowable Intricacies of the Pirate King's Ruses, Deceptions, Impostures, Subterfuges, Fra...2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 519,485: Grounded.2024-11-13
- 4One Hundred Thousand Executioners Humiliated by the Pirate King2024-11-13
- 5In Which Billions of Millennia of Future History are Revealed: All Possible Universes are Doome. . .2024-11-13
- 6Too Manly to Die2024-11-13
- 7Dueling for her Father's Life2024-11-13
- 8The Last Three Rounds2024-11-13
- 9On the Perils of Exposition2024-11-13
- 10In Which a Miniscule Number of Substitute Narrators Do Battle for the Vacant Throne2024-11-13
- 11The Utterance of the Pirate King2024-11-13
- 12The Final Exorcism of the Narrator, and the Obliteration of the Entire Multiverse2024-11-13