It seems in my endeavour to hurry things along that I neglected to mention a few details. For a man well versed in the arts of espionage and information gathering, I must do all I can to rectify such lapses.
Not for any sense of ascribed duty or honour of course. Simply because I think it’ll be entertaining, that’s all.
Now.
Let’s see what we have here…
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The woman before me is Walediales keliori-Ezelodates (or just Wala Wala). She speaks five languages, she’s been my employer for fifteen years, and most importantly, her favourite food is cullberry sundae topped with cream and blood.
Oh, and she’s also a part of an oligarchic vampire society running the continent.
Despite all that, though, she really isn’t as evil as I make her out to be. Blood-sucking creature of the night or not, we’re still on quite good terms. On more than one occasion, we’ve gone out to watch movies, go to the park, and visit the arcade even! Would a truly evil and vile person go to such an extent for little old me?
Would someone, oh so heartless and devoid of empathy, really use their spare time in such a manner?
Actually, probably. Though, not that I mind. Her cold, unfeeling nature is quite fun in itself.
“Azama, Azama, Azama, we trust that you have the means to execute this job, do you not?”
She’s speaking with her legs crossed right now, looking at me with a smile that's an equal mix of pride, half-real sadness, and resignation.
“When’s the last time you’ve ever given me a job I can’t handle?”
She expands her eyes, dissecting me visually.
“Hard to do that, when you’re dealing with a human as exceptional as yourself.”
Her head tilts forward, an empty void of red gazing into my soul. There it is. The subtle gesture and framing of her body, I am more than accustomed to. Oh, so we are gonna play that game, huh? If she wants to do it this way, then so be it!
Throwing my left hand into the air, I yell “Oh do flatter me more darling!”
“What a brilliant, splendid, absolutely astounding specimen of blood bag you are.”
She crosses her arms.
“Encore!”
She shifts her left heel perpendicular to her right.
“Thank you once again dearly for committing murder and theft for us.”
She pushes her back to her seat and recenters her weight.
“It is my utmost pleasure oh dearest most intelligent Madame Ezelodates!”
“I do so love your enthusiasm.” Walediales muses with the exact sort of mature longing and envy you would find in a 132-year-old vampire.
As if looking for a vent for her woes, my employer reaches into her inner waistcoat. Taking her hand out, she reveals a plastic-wrapped object, a delicious snack a handsbreadth long.
While unwrapping it, she rests her chin on her other hand and smiles at me.
“Worried, boy?”
Her words are spoken in a tone that should seem condescending. Only, I find it too charming and unique of an expression to care.
I’m also quite young myself, so ‘boy’ isn’t exactly wrong either.
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“Not at all, now where’s the fun in that?”
I reply with disconcertion and inspect her now twice-bitten foodstuff. ‘Porixum’, it’s called a classic vampire treat of deep-fried blood on a stick, seasoned with a variety of herbs on a stick.
I’m quite happy to see it actually because I made that one myself.
When all’s said and done, it’s not my place to judge vampires for their tastes.
After all, I myself am quite a culinary enthusiast. Having experimented with fermented embryos, sea cucumbers and more, all exotic to the Aoelian food scene, I gotta say that people really are too picky!
Food is inherent to one's sensory experience. And what fool would I be to deny that?
Despite being a plain old human myself, I gesture with a wink of my eye and soon grab a porixum for myself.
Unwrapping it, I then take a bite, tearing into its soft texture with a smile on my face.
Mhmm. How rich. How chewy. How absolutely splendid in its slightly metallic touch!
Yum! This one definitely tastes like Elf blood!
After this banter and a minute or so extra of driving, did the journey finally come to a finale.
At the inner centre of the city, just short of concrete and a well-placed fluorescent lamp, the limousine stops.
“Fleet footwork Azama.” She says, sending a glance my way.
The door to my right opens with an almost gentle swing.
Smiling back, I exit through the newly opened exit, come to a halt just a few steps away-
“Fleeting footwork, to be precise.”
and shoot Walediales an untroubled look.
Just like that, our time together comes to a close.
Walking away, I head towards the general direction of my home. ‘General’ denoting, in this case, just slightly off-angle northeast. And so, following my walk, just slightly off angle, post ten subsequent series of inhales and exhales, and after 10.3 minutes, I stumble upon a realisation.
Oops.
Already at a tenth of his way home, and old Azama’s fumbled himself into a mistake.
Possibly.
I stand still for a second. Watching red paint peel on a nearby wall, I scratch my chin.
Could it be?
Could the statement I had made earlier, with all the sincerity and good intent I could offer, be lost on poor Waliediales?
Wait a second.
Let's think it over, shall we?
If I recall, the 'statement' I had made, was a joke made in reference to the pairing of the words ‘fleeting’ and ‘fleet’.
Given that ‘fleet’ indicates speed and ‘fleeting’ indicates a concept or thing lasting for a short time, I had thought it a well-executed pun based on the merit of speed inferring the impermanence of an object, and thereby also inferring on behalf of me that…
Oh, dear.
Maybe the type of logic required for such a pun is too nonsensical for her personality type. On further retrospection, the prospect of her even hearing my voice was quite slim. I had spoken it in a softer tone than usual, to convey a more cool or mysterious vibe. Though, given the ambient wind and distance coming into play, it may as well have been that she had never heard them.
How cruel. For my parting words to be forever a mystery. Maybe, I can’t even be sure of that. My calculations are uncertain.
Thus being left alone and devoid of any company, I turn my attention inward. Only to realise that there’s nothing there, and look out instead. Without the presence of another or a person, it seems the next best choice is to observe my surroundings.
Tall worn out concrete building to my left, a guy dying in a pool of his own vomit to the right, and a possibly mutated demon rat scurrying between my legs…
The familiarity of it all, to be honest, has dulled my perception of the city. As a result, I remain only able to offer subjective judgement, based upon the basis of having spent my entire life here.
Therefore, in place of my ultimately subjective opinion, I will recount the quaint objective history of the city of Walpa.
Walpa, originally a fishing town born 1204 years ago by the name of Walipadimes (unrelated to Walediales). Bordering the Kondatus Sea, on the east of the Aoelian continent or Aeolian (if you believe it belongs to the Elves, but that’s a touchy subject). Since then, it has transformed from its humble naval roots into a poor, ramshackle, excuse of a drug den, and jungle; filled with murderers and sometimes literal monsters alike!
Onomatology check, geography check, accidental insert of opinion check, and description of day-to-day life, also check!
That should be enough exposition to get a good grasp of the place.
Truthfully, as long as you’re rich or not afraid of seeing some really really vile things, it’s honestly quite pleasant. That and well, the crime isn’t as bad as I make it out to be. Statistically, the chance of getting robbed is only 1.44%, and let’s be honest, statistics are pretty questionable.
They’re finicky little playthings, prone to manipulation, and exploitation by people.
Much like how Walediales manipulated me, coercing me into what should be certain doom.
That logic does apply, doesn't it? The idea that statistics and people alike are subject to exploitation. So much so, that it's kinda pessimistic. Like the concept that a living human being, and a series of numbers are one and the same.
Sharing equal value in weight and existence.
Then again, if you ask a mathematician or a dictator, they very well may say statistics surpass the value of a person in importance. So, in the end, it's all a matter of perspective really.
Looking on the bright side, I am getting a chance to meet the one and only Rainee Althaiez.
To get to assassinate and kill the strongest mage in the world, huh?
Man.
If tomorrow's gonna be my last day, I'd rather look to it positively if anything else!
Though that does have me wondering.
Just what sort of man is Rainee Althaiez, really?