Prologue.
Meet me, my name doesn't matter, but what does matter is I am a lover of bacon. Yes I know, some of you may share the same addiction as me. Though most people see me as a weirdo. What is so wrong with eating what you love? Well, currently, I am on my way to school eating my bacon-wrapped bacon. Seriously? you never had it? It is crispy bacon inside crunchy bacon.
Never did I think that it would cause my life to end. As I was eating it, a piece got lodged in my throat. In a panic, I bumped into one of the typical punks you see all over. "Watch where you're going dipshit!" he yelled as he pushed me away.. My poor bacon falling on the ground. As I look up all I see is a truck heading my way. This is the end, isn't it?
As the truck hit me, I went flying off to the side of the road, smacking into a sign at the supermarket advertising bacon. People started crowding around me saying things like "Are you alright?" "Hang in there you're going to be fine!" and the likes. Using the last of my strength I could muster, I spat out my last words. "Ba-- bacon, I still love you.."
And all fades to black, I find myself face to face with a young man. He looks to be about mid 20's, early thirties. "My son.. I don't know how to tell you this... But you died, with so much of your life ahead of you, I feel bad for you, as I send you into your next life, I can give you the power of anything you want." he said with a voice that was full of sadness.
"Can... Can I have the power to control bacon?" I asked, with a faint sliver of hope.
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"Is.. is that really what you want? You could have ANY power you want, you do realize that, right?" He asked, but I was already set on having bacon.
"What is the meaning of life, if not bacon!? If I can control bacon I can control destiny!" I exclaimed
"Fine, since I do not think the world you're going to has bacon, I shall give you the power to command all meats." he said.
"NO! SEND ME BACK! WHAT DID I DO TO GET PUT IN HELL!? I know I wasn't exactly a saint, but Life without bacon.. Why must you torture me so!?! How can life without bacon be refered to as life!? Do you know how tragic of a world this must be!? kids growing up without knowing the joy of bacon!?" I said with a voice full of sadness.
No one should have to go without bacon. For bacon is love, Bacon is life.
"Calm down, I am giving you another chance at life. Life it to the fullest." he said as things were starting to go black once more I yelled. "BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON I'M COMING HOME!"
I feel trapped in a void of darkness. Strangely theres warmth in the darkness. This must be the begining of hell.. Why must I go without bacon!? Why!?
But alas, my thoughts were cut to an end as the darkness closed around me pushing me towards a bright light. As I enter the light, I get picked up by a woman in a maid outfit. "Its a boy." she stated before passing me to a woman who's on a bed, she has black hair and blue eyes, and looks to be in her early twenties.
"I shall name you Conba... Conba Shiroppu." she said.