A blind dungeon. A newborn cat. Ascension entwined. Chaos awaits the world. Lapo glows in despair, unable to sense its dungeon. All there is is its unfamiliar mind and its desire to leave the nothingness it resided in and hated for an unknown time. But a curious cat monster with too much sensitivity for energy finds it. And what happens when a cat sees a lazerpointer? That's right, the cat chaces it. But the point of light moves not. When Pawline steps on the wrong glowing gem, or perhaps not so wrong after all, a new adventure begins, to be witnessed by the massive world of Acatelia. What to expect: *Litrpg. *Cat monster mc. *Dungeon core companion. *Unplanned, written and editted (not) within Royal Road without a plot outline. This is pantsed all the way and without formatting, for blindness and environment-related reasons! *Cat puns: as many as I can find, with a healthy dose from AI models and friends. *Portrayal of how cats are the best cute little monsters in existence. *Magic system design up for voting, with the stuff I like the most being taken obviously. *Very short, expect 500 words or more. *Rat bullying. *Dog hate. *Feline chaos.