{CHAPTER REVAMPED with a better grammar and words choice.}

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I, Julius was the CEO of an average company. I go to work, socialize with a few of my employees and go home for sleep.

It was all normal until...

Puhak!

I can feel a red liquid dripping from my forehead and it also covered up my vision.Man! it's so fucking hurt. The smell of blood is nauseating me, or is my sweat though?.

Well, it doesn't matter, one thing for sure this would be my last day in this shitty world.

Maybe you wondered, why I can be in this situation?. Well, it's because of my two dumb friends or my two dumb regional managers, who quarreling each other near the street and a truck-kun wanted to hit them.

What I did?, Of course, I push them. And in return? I got hit.

It was a dumb decision indeed, but did I regret it? NOT A BIT. My two friends here are already like a family to me. Having tasted sweet and bitter together, building a company from scratch, and even swapping our pants when we at the bottom of our life.

They even married and have a kid, one has a daughter and a son, and the other? his wife is pregnant. As for me? it seems I'm not that lucky even in the romantic life.

How would their kids live without their parents?.I, who already suffered being an orphan doesn't want to make other people suffered it. And my other friend would have his kid soon.

I mean at least when the kid opens their eyes they can see the complete parents and grow up like a normal kid. Not like me...so, I can't be greedy right?right?right?.

I keep convincing myself. I was too naive indeed.

"JULIUS!!, HOLD IT MAN" then I heard my friend Jake scream beside me, it's too loud bro. He's grabbing my shoulder and I can see the tears in his eyes.

"Hello? ambulance??, yes, we got an accident at Jinx Street please come as soon as possible, please! please!" I then heard another voice of my friend Akahito talking with a phone in his hands, apparently, he's calling the nearest hospital. How did I know? because I can hear the voice saying 'calm down sir' and 'we're going there' over time from his phone.He turned the loudspeaker on huh, it seems like his habit is still there even when he's in panic. I want to tell him to stop it because it's all futile but speak is an extravagant wish for me in this state as I already seeing the darkness devouring and enveloping my vision.

But I can't let leave them without a word, didn't I?. So I muster up all my strength left and say my last word

"T..ak...e C..a...r..e" I curved up my mouth into a crescent smile.

I can see Jake's pale face, our eyes met and it's an eye that shows a true feeling of concern and sadness. Just don't let your snot out into my handsome face.

Hah, why am I so unlucky in life.No parents, poor since birth, no love...I really hope in the next life, I won't be unlucky as this life. While I contemplating my life, I felt the sky is so dark, how? it's afternoon though, so the sky should be orange. The darkness slowly invading my vision till it's become all black.

"JULIUS, JULIUS!!!!!!!!!" the last thing I hear is my friend scream.

Next thing I know I'm already flying, I can see my own body, I can hear the noises of the crowd, weird isn't it?. It seems me right now should be called a soul? or a ghost? well, whatever. I then felt my body get fly up like a balloon, like a reverse gravity.

I can still see Jake sobbing on my body, eww get your nasty liquid over my perfect body, you bastard.

"Julius!!!, I hope in next life we will become brothers again and I will give you my life" he snarled

The F*ck man? we're in 21th century not some medieval era or some shit.

"Me too" I heard another voice of my friend.

W-wait?? you too Akahito??. Are we in a gay orgy s*x party right now? or what!!.....

Well, at least in this life I'm not that unlucky after all. I still got two friends looking after me, what a life.

And I guess this is the end huh, now when people ask me what is my regret I can answer them with

"I, JULIUS don't have any regr--"

WAITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!.....CUTTTT!!!!!.....

My browser history and my treasure folder named 'scientific research for company future' are still in my computer no no no...JAKE!!!...AKAHITO!!!.NOOOOOOO.

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As I flew up to the sky I found myself in a white place and it seems I'm in the cloud?

[Quite a life you have there don't you] a voice speak to me

"Who are you, sir"

[I'm a-]

"or Mrs or Ms?, I mean I can't see your face so I thin-...ekk" I felt my neck is being choked, but I can't see any hand on me.

[I'm a god of Rebirth and Cycle, Hayu. Now you're in my domain. Oh, by the way, my gender in your so-called planet is a woman]

after that god finished talking, the force that choked me is gone. Hey, you can't choke people at will you know! that's so rude!.

Hah..so that thing is called god huh. Why it's not pretty or smexy?.

[Because you're not qualified to see my real form]

"Huk-"

Did she just-?.

[You're in my domain, what did you expect. Now, let's fasten this process, shall we?. Do you want to be reincarnated?]

"Reincarnated? like transferring to isekai in a novel or some shit?"

[I think so??? anyway you would be reborn once again and keeping your current memory]

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"Wow,really?. I'm not dreaming do I?" I slap my face to prove it, but alas my hand is passed through my face.

[You already dead, you can see your body down there getting carried to the ambulance]

I contemplated for a moment, I mean I got nothing to lose right?. I even retained my current memories

"Alright then"

[Alright, go through that gate]

A force dragged me through a gate that looking realllly creepy with black liquid and bloodstains dripping over it.

"Are you sure that this is the right gate?"

[It's]

it's not looked very convincing but whatever.

"Alright then" I walked through the gate

then

Bzzt

Fuck, Fuck, I felt my soul being shattered. Dammit!!! the pain is killing me!!!. I swear ordinary humans can't resist this fucking pain.

Have you ever seen a carrot going to a grinding machine?. You can imagine yourself being the carrot and imagine the pain.

Is this the right gate? I mean, I see a plain white gate with an angel right there, are you really sure that this is the right gate god? HELLO!!!!.

I then feel my consciousness leaving me and what I last saw is a pitch-black realm.

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As I open my eyes I want to vomit, either because a nasty smell invaded my nose or it's just the effect of reincarnation. Me right now is in a black shady room with swords hanging all over it. Where am I?.

I see a mirror hanging over the corner of the room and I quickly go over there. I mean, who wouldn't want to see their new body? it's like getting a shirt from a birthday present!!!.

Brown eyes, plain face,normal-looking nose, normal cheek. Wait!!! this is my old face. But the difference is, it seems like I'm wearing a leather suit like a ninja or bandit.

So I just got transferred huh, not a reincarnation.

"Haha! whatever, now I got a new body in another world. I can do anythi-"

But, my joy and happiness quickly changed by a horror atmosphere when the door in my room opened with a bang!.

"WHERE IS MEDUSA!"

A young man carried a sword in his back with a body full of blood swing his sword at my chest.OI! be careful with that thing! you can kill people with that shit.

"W-w-what, I don't know I just arrived here"

I can feel my legs getting weak and I slumped down. It's so scary, this is the first time I got threatened. I mean, I died once but it's a quick death.

Then I see he swing his sword to my chest. And I can see my vision blurring. Blood gushing from my teeth making me vomit.

"Remember! You can touch me Xiao Yan, but not my family. I will even challenge the Heaven for them. Tell that to your leader in your afterlife"

he then gets out from the room leaving me in the floor with a body full of blood

What an actual dogshit we got here!.

I just got transferred and then get killed? Is this a joke. As I cursed in my mind my vision turned dark and I lost my consciousness.

The next thing I know, I'm already in a white place. Wait! I seem to remember this place. I then heard a woman voice.

[Oh my, you can't resist my charm and wanted to see me again?]

A stickman walked to me, wait! stickman? or a stickwoman?. Did She turned up to a stickwoman?

[Hoh!, so you already can see a little bit of my form huh, Nice job.]

"What the fuck are you doing! Why I'm in a bad scenario resulting in a Premature Life"

[Huh? Premature Ejaculation?]

"PREMATURE LIFE!!. STOP IT! Right now I'm really mad and don't want to hear a joke, after that fucking pain through that gate. What I got in return is another death?!"

[You can't blame me you know, I don't control your life] she shrugged.

"THEN PLEASE AT LEAST GET ME REINCARNATED NOT TRANSFERRED"

[Hoh so you want a second time?]

"Wait, I can?" I raised my eyebrows with a doubt.

[Of course, you're special after all]

sounds suspicious but I really want to.

"Okay but promise me that you will get me REINCARNATED not TRANSFERRED"

[It's an easy task for this beautiful goddess you know]

Beautiful? I can just see a line you 'Stickman goddesses'

[Well then go through that gate again]

Then the excitement I felt after getting a second chance gone. I still remember that pain in the gate. There's no way I would go through that pain again.

"Can it be another way? I mean I see another white gate over there you know"

[NO! that's an ordinary gate this is a SPECIAL gate!]

Hah, do I really need to go through that pain again?.AHH, I don't care! I walked into the front of the gate

"Here I come my second life"

ZAP

FUCKKKKKK.What's this pain!

Shouldn't the pain decreases? why the pain increases 2 times!. I can't resist this

Then I lost my consciousness.

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"Congratulations madam, it's a boy"

I heard a voice invading my ears. When I open my retina, bright light, and a crowd of people are getting into my vision.

Hoh, so I became an infant huh. And I can understand the language too?. Wow, it seems I destined to become a genius in this world.

"Why he's not crying? a normal baby should be crying right?" A man with a long mustache spoke with a worried tone.

"I don't know honey. What should I do, he's destined to become the seventh princess consort so we can get the count title. Don't tell me that he's a mute dear?"

then I felt a hand grabbing my little legs and my vision turning upside down

"Cmon baby cry!" I heard the snarl of a man. It's likely this man is my father. What're you doing man! you shouldn't do this to a baby moreover it's your child.

But me right now in a body of an infant is very weak and the man grip strength is so powerful so what can I do?

"Huekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" I cried out. I can't speak if I can speak I will curse his ancestor seven times and punch him in the face.

"Hoh so he's not mute, good. At last! one of my family's bloodlines can become a count. I love you, my fourth son" he said that while hugging me

'Fuck you man'

...

17 years later

Here I'm in another life-threatening shit of my life another fucking blade is already in my stomach. It's likely I got assassinated. Blood already spilling in my chest and I'm on the brink of my life.

Why I'm so unlucky. These 17 years what I get is a house arrest. Exactly a house arrest.

Because I'm fated to become the consort of a future empress of an empire,  I can't let the others see me. It's my parents deal, they sell me up so my first brother can become a count.

So I can't let the others see me. Now I know how the young woman that would marry an emperor felt and I'm not a future king either I'm just a consort.

"Yes, this is Grey.Target successfully assassinated. Yes, the future second consort of the empress. What?, you can pay me in the name King Of Assassins, Grey. How much? of course, it's just 8 bronze coins, I mean he's just a minion." he talked loudly without minding his victim overheard his conversation.

Wait second consort? how many consorts that fucking empress wanted. Am I that low of position? where's my pride man?. I mean I'm not a lowborn. And my life is just worth 8 bronze coins huh.

Whatever it seems like I'm not destined to live a good life. Sayonara world

I blacked out.

[Hoh this time it's not a premature ejaculation huh, not bad]

a voice wakes me up from the darkness but I don't want to open my eyes.

[Already giving up just 2 times?so weak pp]

Hey, that's inappropriate!. But I'm not in the mood to answer her.

After a period of silence, she spoke again

[Do you want a third time?]

I don't answer her.

[How about this! from the moment you born you got a overpower artifact that's so powerful.How about that]

"Really?"

My interest piqued up. I mean who doesn't want a godly powerful artifact?

[Indeed you will be born with it]

I opened my eyes and see a sketch of a woman. But I just ignored it.

"Hoh alright"

In the future or exactly 37 years later of my life. This is a decision I will regret

[Okay go to the gate-kun then]

Without bickering, I just went straight up through the gate. Because an argument with her is futile. I can't get what I want as long as I'm in her domain.

And like you should know I felt that fucking pain but not just pain like the first time It increases into 4 times more painful than the first time.

And the next thing I see is me being in a room with 2 female adults.

"it's a boy Shizuka"

"Yes, mother. Now he can be great samurai when he grows up"

"But what's that thing beside him? is that a katan-"

Bang!

Then I heard the sound of a door that being opened

"Oi Shizuka your husband is dead, you can't live here again. Oh, a katana? this is a good katana"

I see a man walking through the room and grabbing the katana beside me. Hey that's mine

"But, Lord Nobunaga I just giving birth at least let me spend some time" the woman on the bed pleads with a pale face.

"NO! In the Oda residence, only a soldier family can live here. Tomorrow I won't see your face or I will kill you. Oh and by the way, I'm taking this katana"

Then that shitty man's gone with my katana. Wait, Nobunaga? and the Oda house. Then that man is Oda Nobunaga? wait he's stealing my artifact!.

....

And like you already know I'm dead.....again.

Me right now is 37 years old serving as a Samurai in the House of Rokkaku.I'm actually a decent Warrior probably a General if I got my artifact.

But I died as a Samurai D by my own katana by that shitty Nobunaga in the Kyoto Siege.

Ironic isn't it. What's more tragic is that my head is gone.

And then a thought comes after me. Did Nobunaga can conquer Japan because he has an artifact?. Well, what's already happened should have happened.

And like always I find myself in the white space and a voice that always wants to make you say Yes like magic.

[Do you want a third time? this time you will be an elf]