The moment the teacher announced, everyone started making their way around the school.

As soon as the race started, my mind was elsewhere so due to the stampede I was knocked off balance as I kissed the dirt.

With athletic guys and girls taking the lead from everyone, it all felt like they were given a head start.

If you pay attention closely, there were a total of approximately twenty-one students who started making a gap with everyone else, with fourteen boys and seven girls and they sure were relentless.

With Mitsuki, Japana, Tamaki and other fast runners taking the lead from everyone else, the nightmare had already begun.

Soon, the unremarkable ones just like us followed. Especially most girls had it rough as guys are just built differently.

Since I was finally one of the dead last students, I stood up with dirt all over my body and I dusted it off my short, t-shirt and my face and started jogging lightly as I was not interested in competing with anyone.

I think everyone at the back too also felt the same.

Unfortunately, I'm was not the only one who had the privilege to enjoy everyone as there were a couple of guys who were with me at the back of the marathon.

Yeah! A huge couple of guys.

"Now this is heaven."

"And to think we are getting three good rounds of this, this is just so perfect!"

"Hey, our esteemed legend Sakurai, what do you think of this?!"

And people somehow labelled me as the biggest pervert! The heck.

I know I have some moments but still…

"Leave me out of this." I blatantly replied as I ignored them.

"WHAAA!!!"

"He doesn't want to share with us his godly wisdom!"

"Why did you choose to be miser today of all days? Why?!"

"How dare you initiate us and betray us like this?!"

I guess boys will be boys no matter how you swing it.

And they are making a lot of noise. What's with all the shouting?

Not only that old man but these guys too?

Just shut it!

Since we were earning disgusted glances from the girls at the front, I decided to just speed up and get away from these creeps.

"Where do you think you are going?!"

"Stay with us!"

"Why do you forsake us?!"

Sigh! Idiots!

I can't believe they look up to me like that.

The same way my former friends saw the light after what Tamaki did to me, these guys also saw the light with me when I earned the title of biggest pervert all because of Akari.

And it's for that reason that these perverts started worship me or something, saying they wish to do the heinous deeds I do as they are afraid to approach girls.

At least I try to than to avoid them entirely.

They automatically made me their leader even if I have denied them again and again.

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I'm so glad we are in different classes.

Since they were shouting absolute nonsense all the time, I increased my pace as I left them alone, easily overtaking even the girls which were the objects of sexual harassment from those guys.

When I passed a random girl, I noticed she was about to topple over just as soon as I overtook her and it just didn't sit right with me to see that happening right in front of my eyes, especially when I knew I could stop it, so as she was about to fall over, I turned around and grabbed her as she fell in my embrace.

"Are you okay?" I asked her albeit forgetting that I was still holding her. She just stared at me in disbelief with unblinking eyes until I noticed that I was still holding her and it was at this moment that I knew…I had fucked up.

"Sorry." I let her go as I continued with this monstrous invigorating marathon. I'm already a labelled pervert so its kind of normal how girls will react with me.

Not like I want to play hero or anything but I should start to find my area of expertise where I can exceed.

And that's only possible if I try everything!

In the middle of the second round, that's when I was finally drained of every once of strength in my body.

'I'm only halfway through?'

I swear I'm reporting this teacher to the police for physical abuse if no one is going to do it.

When I finally reached there, I saw that people were relaxing without even taking the third lap.

'I thought we were running three why did everyone stop here?'

When everyone was finished with the warm up, with Japana obviously taking the lead which was not that surprising, we were all like carpets.

No, its safe to say we were drying meat since the sun was very hot making the experience more excruciating than it already was.

Next, there were stretches.

"EVERYONE GET YOUR LAZY BUMS UP!"

Can this guy even talk without shouting for a sec?

"Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh." I could hear the other degenerates cheering inaudibly, but strangely enough this time I didn't join them as I didn't feel the need to.

The excitement I felt before we had started had vanished like thin air as I didn't enjoy the view which I normally appreciated. Like I lost my sex drive.

All this peeking, all this pointless stupidity, I just felt tired of appreciating things which I couldn't get.

Despite my not-wanting-to-appreciate, because of this old man's perverted nature, we started with jumping jacks.

I still ask myself up to this point that how the hell did I end up as the biggest pervert, I swear.

As everyone was busy doing jumping jacks, the boys could not help but appreciate and I'll mention once again, the boys could not help but appreciate melons swinging right, back and forth in all directions everywhere through the t-shirts.

With each being accompanied by the melons of their dreams taking action, I was no exception as I observed everywhere!

Its not like there was any free space to look at.

"NEXT! HANDS ON THE HEAD BOW DOWN! 2 MINUTES!"

-WHISTLE!

"START COUNTING!"

-WHISTLE!

"""""""ONE!!!!!!!!"""""""

-WHISTLE!

"""""""TWO!!!!!!!!"""""""

-WHISTLE!

How come he isn't revoked as a teacher yet?!

Well, in the end they ARE physical activities.

The activity consists of holding the back of your head with both hands and start bending your upper body like you are bowing down and stretching your spine in the process. Only difference is your legs aren't apart!

And every time everyone crouched down, the girls would expose their buttocks through their shorts as they stretched, and other guys also took the leverage of peeking through the opening of their shirts.

"Mmmmh, interesting."

The teacher said as he was walking observing everyone around if they were doing the perfect thing.

Hmph!

Everyone knows that's just a pretense.

Or at least I think.

Despite lowering his voice, we all heard him.

-WHISTLE!

"NEXT! COBRA STRETCH! TWO MINUTES!"

I get why people call him the 'two-minute man.'

Cobra stretch is whereby you have to lie down your whole body horizontally while the front part of your body is facing downward and lifting up the upper part of your body with your arms.

The reason for that is it's a good exercise to stretch your spine and…

Make girls puff out the size of their cups as much as possible.

Fortunately, other girls were saved from this as they started experiencing puberty recently.

As the ones in which puberty transpired earlier than usual like Koharu, Saki, Ichinose, Momo and the list just keeps on going, I felt sorry for them as their breasts stretched their shirts removing the creases and exposing their elasticity.

Come to think of it, that's why so many boys get excited at the notion of Joint PE Class.

Well, not my problem anyway.

That's why I am not a girl!

-WHISTLE!

"NEXT! CAT COW POSE! TWO MINUTES!"

Oh, hell no!

Now way we going to do that right?

Right?!

RIGHT?!...

-WHISTLE!

This…

Is true sexual harassment!

The cat cow pose is whereby you hop on all fours and start bending your spine whilst inhaling and exhaling slowly making your abdomen heave up and down.

You don't have to move and stay rooted to exactly where you are!

It's a good stretching exercise for your spine and…

I'm not going to mention any of this further.

With a good imagination you will see a very perverted image in your mind and with a hideous one, you will feel like you are seeing a woman doing dogg-.

Ahem!

I rest my case.

Any straight guy would definitely notice that this feels gay!

No, this is gay!

So gay!

Every time we do this one, I will have nightmares in the following night.

Guess I have prepare for those horrors again.

As for all the other activities that we did, you can pretty much guess how they were like.

After PE class,

"Thank you for what you did earlier."

"Hmm…" I looked up to see where the voice came from.

And it was Sayumi.