In another world, made of glass and steel towers reaching up to claim the clouds, a truck is transporting some merchandise.
Ueheheheheheh...
Yes - I can see it; a person reborn, wondering what the heck happened to him when I give him the mission:
Quest
0/1 protect the caterpillar
Failure penalty: Death
Haha...
AHAHAHAHAHAHA, ahhhh I'm such a genius. I can see the readers coming, yes. I don't mind haters, flamers, notification spams, etc. As long as I'm popular!
At least the trending page, if not the popular page! Will I overtake TMoL? Well, it's only a matter of... Time. Get it? Aanyway. Let's take a look at our truck.
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It's still trucking. I'm such an idiot. Hmm? No, no. I can't just kill someone willy nilly, that's opening a whole can of worms. I'm not even joking around, messing about with fate just kills the atmosphere, deus ex machina and all that. Sure, I could. But... You try being an author!
This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.
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Ah, that coke looks delicious. The one that's hanging on the turn signal knob thing, turgid and full of ice. The truck is kind of homey too, even though the AC is broken, the wind is cool enough and the music is nostalgic. Just driving, with your truck, chillin'.
I feel that people should be removed from all outside influences for a time at least once. Just a 'me, myself and I' moment. No responsibilities or worries, you know?
It's cathartic.
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Uh...? Oh it's a pit stop. Haven't had a sleep that good in... Can't remember. Mmh...! Ah that's a good crack. I'm hungry, wait a sec.
*slurp*
*slurp*
You know, my economic professor said that instant noodles are inferior goods but - *sluurp* - I beg to differ. *Burp* that's nice. People should learn how to burp properly, not that polite release of air everyone does. Where was I? Oh yeah waiting for someone to die...
That's actually pretty fucked up now that I think about it...
You know what? I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not going to sell my conscience for views. Yeah, fuck the system!
Okay buddy, take care of yourself.
"Huh? Who's there?!"
Oh sh -
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP BOY, I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE"
Faster, you fucking piece of garbage!
*BAN- ZIIP*
What. The. Fuck.
Seriously?
I mean I know that was in the U.S., but I thought...
Like, damn, curb your self-defence. Chill, dude.
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Wow that was, crazy, I almost died! Like, he just pulled out a loaded pistol from his pocket. Wtf? Wtf...