A dozen wisps of light coalesced to form a ball of light a meter across. Slowly, definitions of a head, two arms and two legs highlighted a human form in a fetal position. Colours started to show; fair, peachy skin, pink nails and brown pupils. If a person from where you're from shows up, they would've rated him at around a 7. It's a he because of the balls.

Yet, there was something strange about this person. He had no hair anywhere! From the top of his head to the... balls of his feet, yes his balls has no hair too. No eyelashes nor eyebrows either. The light faded and the person lamely dropped to the ground, gravity resumed its dominance without preamble.

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He proceeded to do nothing for an extended amount of time. The cause is that whoever created the body didn't also create nerves. Nerves are important to transmit signals to and from the brain. Without this all important organ, he wouldn't be able to move, see, feel, taste or hear.

Gaia blushed inexplicably.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH...[goes on for about half a minute]... Uhhuuuhuu...ack...Uuuuu... [et cetera]" said the body.

"Humph". Gaia folded her forearms and looked down on the fetus person imperiously, proceeded to flip him the bird and smiled mysteriously. "Enjoy your stay, bastard" she then placed the back of her left hand in front of her mouth and "ufufu"-ed all the way to the end of the clearing where she disappeared to the trees beyond.

Whether she had actually forgotten to create his nerves before he was conscious is up to debate