“A good afternoon to all my gamer homies out there, Bonang here, back again with another video, bringing you some much needed Comic Relief… On my channel, Comic Relief… As always, like, subscribe, and tell all your friends…”

Comic Relief

Could Aliens be coming for you!!!

Bonang vs. Lerato

Fact? Or just a bit of Comic Relief?

“So, today, actually, the entire last week, gamer homies from all over the world has been asking me about this channel called, ‘YouShouldBelieve’. If you don’t know, this YouTube Lerato has some outrageous theories about what he calls, abductions. So, as always, I set out, watched the video, asked a few questions, and, as a little bonus, got Lerato to have an interview with me, live, on my channel. Let’s get him on the line, so we, can bring you, some much needed Comic Relief.”

“Bonang?”

“I can hear you Lerato, can you hear me?”

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“I can hear and see you, are we live?”

“We are indeed, welcome, we already have 40,000 people streaming us live… are you ready to start?”

“Yes, I am ready whenever you are.”

“Just before we start, as always, if you are new to this channel, it is not my intention to insult or be insensitive. This channel is dedicated to bring some much needed Comic Relief to a world that is harsh and sometimes down right ugly. I would like to use this moment to acknowledge the absence of so many of our gamer homies out there. To their loved ones, my sincerest condolences. I hope we find them soon. Back to you Lerato. Crazy stuff?”

“Crazy indeed, Bonang, but by no means outrageous, not at all, it makes sense to know your enemy before conquering them.”

“Hold on, just back up, you’re saying aliens abducted gamers?”

“That is right.”

“Why, you know, would…”

“…It’s obvious they want to study our combat abilities.”

“So why not soldiers?”

“I my opinion, young minds may be a better indicator of combat potential, besides, most young people today have more in-combat experience, than most soldiers… Yes, physically, a soldier is much stronger, and in real battle, will out perform any man-child in his mother’s basement, but, from a purely mental standpoint, that man-child has spent at least 1000 - 10000 hours in a combat zone before age 20.”

“I see, that’s interesting, next question… Fortnite players…”

“…Allow me to stop you right there. I know what you are going to ask, why weren’t they abducted too? Simple, I believe aliens are smart enough to know where they will find quality data.”

“Quality data? Wow, why does that feel like a personal insult?”

“It might be, if you play Fortnite… See, the game itself may be combat oriented, in that I agree, it is based in the need for one player to survive, but then, you jump out of an air balloon bus, to put yourself in that survival position. No one would actually put themselves in a hunger games scenario out of free will? Then you have the ridicules challenges, that are in no way adding to your survival as a player? Like dancing at a sign. I believe that is when the aliens knew we were an inferior species, or at least, that Fortnite players…”

“It seems we lost him… uhh, hehe, personal apology to all my Fortnite homies out there, I, uh, I did not know he was going to say that… This was your daily dose of much needed Comic Relief… Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and tell all your friends.”