In the depths of the Frog Kingdom, their King, the Froggetable Fro, sported an Afro. Right now, he was opening up a package but he was worried he would RIBBIT. He didn’t want any of that BULLFROG so he CROAKED out some MAGICALILY words.
(Froggetable Fro) “Lily, lily, lily! Fly, Fly, Fly! Tongue to tongue, LIPS TO LIPS, open for ME!”
He smashed his fist through its delicate frame and lo, behold! His comb! He used the comb to straighten his hair, but his Afro waved to and fro, fro and to until it became the size of his body! He didn’t REED the instructions and his hair became worse! King Froggetable Fro didn’t want to JUMP to conclusions, but he was STUCK TONGUE-TIED to the idea it was a plot concocted by his son. The FOOT of the problem was WEBBED with lies.
His son was a Poison Dart Frog who bet on Darts and drank his Poison at the same place. He was having some fun with his TADPOLE and some ladies when his father burst into the whorehouse.
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(Froggetable Fro) “YOU! My son! You were the one to EGG me on! Comb to stop my hair, was it? This lie has harmed your King! Prepare to face the consequences!”
(Son) “No, Father! I, F. Ro GG, will rise to the throne and diREKT our people! We will no longer be SWAMPED and we will POOL together what we have! Work for the people! Down with the useless nobility! Don’t be so DRY, you LEATHERY TOAD!”
(Froggetable Fro) “My son! How ignorANT of you to ASSume this? You have THRONE me a curve ball, but I must stop you! You yourself are one of these useless nobility! Your new BREED will be the downfall of all of FROGDOM!!!”
(F. Ro GG) “No… It can’t be… I… NO!”
(Froggetable Fro) “Yes, my son. We all walk in the same skin, but there are BUMPS in life we must deal with.”
F. Ro GG was growing up into the final stage of his life: the Toad. His father, a hairy, huge, lumpy mass of disgustingness, made himself the destiny of F. Ro GG, as his son's skin bubbled and formed bumps.
(Froggetable Fro) “FRO we are the ones that are the outsiders!”