The party of four are huddling together discussing something quietly 'I wonder if i can use dah manas to hear them better... lets try channeling it into my ears'

It works i can hear them and my ears feel alot tougher 'so organ enhancements and body strengthening works... i dont why I'm even suprised anymore'

They seem to be discussing who we are and what to do with us 'I'll let them do what they want for now, i gotta ask heyzues to do some stuff'

" heyzues can you turn the rain clouds into holy tequila clouds"

He looks at me with an expression of of confusion and then understanding then he starts laughing" ahahahahaha you want to burn the demons with holy fire right"

'Shit this guys good'  "yeah so can you do it"

"Of course i can i just need a shit tone of holy power that i cant get because for some reason im cut of from my source while im in this place"

"Would the cleric have enough" i look over at the party they seemed have come to an agreement on something but now they are discussing how to implement there hierarchical order on us 'if they try to fight me it will be a good test to see how m y power works out to the average, but when im finished talking'

I turn back as he start talking again " nah she's got nowhere near enough... maybe a jug of water but a massive endless raincloud hah, but that thing above your head might work theres more than enough"

"You can see that thing above my head i know its mana or manas storage or something but jeff told me everyone keeps there manas inside them and generate it gradually"

"I have no idea what it is its also somehow holy energy too, but moreover you know jeff"

"You know him to... is the jeff you know an immortal ever reincarnating time looping grand highly wizard known as jeff"

"What other reincarnating time looping grand highly wizard sorcerer extraordinaire known as jeff is there... but anyway is jeff here too"

"Not here here but at some sort of hub place for blood sports arena thingamajig"

"Huh last i heard from him he was living on earth prime then nothing about a month before the cataclysm"

'A month... jeff dissapeared a month before all this shit went down... I DID NOTHING, wait they've stopped talking'

I turn to the party and see the warrior walking towards me with the party glaring at us with looks of disdain, the warrior puts his hand on his sword and says " we do not know who you are but you have been selected by the king so you must have some merit, but first i must demonstrate the order in in this party and our greater strength now-

As soon as he takes a stance and starts to draw his sword i slow my perception of time.

' huh he's slow how he gonna cut me from this distance... sword wave?, no matter i just wont let him draw it in the first place and the others I'll just hold a ball at each of there throats'

I look over at heyzues he winks at me in normal speed 'holy shit he's fast' i turn back and the warriors sword has barely moved a millimetere 'so it doesnt just slow down my perception of time it slows it down time for my body aswell... more ridiculous powers... woot?' 

I sigh as i send two balls to pin his sword in between them automatically adding pressure as needed and send the other three to the rest of the partys throat enough so they can feel the pressure with slight discomfort following them as they move.

There is a cracking sound from the sword as i return time to normal it seems the warrior kept trying to pull it out withe more and more strength,  they are all looking at me with and an expression of confusion then fear as they notice the pressure doesn't dissapear. 

"EXCUSE ME WE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE WILL YOU PLEASE AIR YOUR GRIEVENSES UNTIL THE APPROPRIATE TIME AND PLACE "

 I turn back to heyzues pulling the balls back to guard me and see heyzues on the ground lauging his ass off.

Then i stop as my mind goes blank and i hear a noise 'i got a message not a floating screen or something in my head but a text... how do i even have singal'

Heyzues has stopped laughing and is standing up staring at me "why didn't you tell me you had a phone"

"How i was supposed to know it would work we are in another dimension... wait if you know what a phone is then why dont you have one"

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"Pffffft why would need one i have free unlimited multiversal calls with my source"

"Well for situations like this obviously"

"Just give me the dammed phone i need to call some people to pick me up"

"Ok but you better pay me back for the roaming and long distance" i say as i pull out my phone to check the text and answer it then hand it to him, he walks off and immediately starts calling someone then there is unidentifiable mexican jargon that translates worse than the queens chanting.

I sigh as i turn back to the party and see them bewildered 'oh yeah... auto-spanish'

"Well I'm finished now i need to ask you guys some questions, what do you know about the demon lord and his armies"

The first one to speak is the cleric stuttering "th the dee demon lord stats a are all over one thousa d bu but less than two th thousand"

The mage cuts in speaking more clearly "his armies are infinte while he stands he can spew forth endless minions the stronger the minion the longer it takes"

Then the theif speak in almost a whisper "it is said he has another power... a power to strum the magic of reality to cause unkown things"

"Ok so the holy fire should keep the minios off me while while i break my way through the entrance to wherever there keeping the princess"

The warrior getting over his cofusion speaks "the princess will be kept in the highest tower"

I look over at the fortress and see the tallest tower about 50 meteres high has large open windows infront i can see through the windows but its too far to make anything out other than a slight glow coming from the room.

'I guess I'll put mana into my and see if it works differently tahn when i use it to identify'

It works and who do i see chained upped in the room unconcious little miss god damn shiny.

i sigh and look back at heyzues who is finished talking and is walking back to me.

As he hands me the phone he says "thanks for the lend, i got some friends comin to pick me up so i told them to bring some weapons to help" 

All of a sudden there is a great tearing sound as a grey rift opens near us and out drives a large old beaten pickup truck full off mexicans armed to the teeth with everything from guns to swords to futuristic weapons and haphazard patchy body armour. 

' how can the univeres be this racist'

As the truck pulls up next to us the rift closes and out of the truck people start pouring out... more and more then it stops and the trucks empty 'how did they fit that many people inside theres more than fifty of them'

One of the people walks up and embrace heyzeus " brother everyone heard what happened and wanted to help so we stopped by the glorious nation of america to pick up some weapons"

"Good did you bring my guns" 

The man hands heyzues to large ornate pistols with white body paint and gold patterns and the word peace on the top of one and mecry on the other.

"Ok im ready to raid the fort I'll get a lift back when it's over are yah ready for the power transfer" he says as he walks over and places his hand on my shoulder 

"Yeah just give me a second you'll know when to start" i focus back on lmgds and try to send my thoughts like in jeffs room.

'Hey' she starts to stir she wakes up and looks around suspiciously then looks out the windows and seems to focus on me.

'Your finally here good now i can start singing you ready' 'yeah i guess but first you aren't evil right' ' nope pretty sure im neutral'

'Good the holy fire tequila rain shouldnt hur-

The transmission cuts out as she opens her mouth and not singing but beautiful music comes out it echoes through me filling my body and storage with power, heyzues seems to take this as the signal and starts pulling a negligible amount of power from me and sends it to the clouds with a small flame.

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Text and reply- did you get it- yeah but some shit happened so i might not be back for i dont know how long and i might have to use it in an emergency talk to when i get a chance.