This time i dont wake up it would seem that i just come into existance where i am.

I look up and around from my position of kneeling.

'Im in the a large throne room on a lush long wide red gilded carpet, there are guards in cermonial armour and fancy ass spears flanking the carpet and between large support pillars all the way up to the stairs leading up to the throne, there are 3 thrones an older male with a deep expression of thought as he assess my group sits in the middle on the fanciest throne in regal robes with an ornate crown on his brow, im assuming he's king roldayos'

On his left is a ravishing woman matching his age looking neutral gazing into the distance, in a luscious gown with a beautiful staff resting across her lap up to her shoulder with a large crystal floating on top, on his right is a smiling young man with no helmet in much nicer armour than the soldiers guarding the hall'

'Next to me to me are five other people kneeling, the one right next to me is a middle aged man in plain medieval traveling robes, with short hair and a short beard, not as long as my own hair and beard but... this guy looks like all the artists impressions of Jesus... but he's mexican... i don't even want to say the name it makes me feel really racist'

I try to lean over further to get a better look at the others but stop as i notice out of the corner of my eye i notice that the king has stopped assessing us and is standing up, so i quickly focus my attention on him as he begins to speak.

"ADVENTURERS... you have been chosen by the kingdom to go on a quest to rescue the princess from the clutches of the evel demon king lord sadgy in in fortress of everrain"

"Now follow me to the teleporter that will take you near the fortress come"

He strats walking down the stairs past us with the 'I'd say that there the queen and prince but I'm wondering why there was no empty throne for the princess' in tow , the four past mexican jesus stand up and start following the king in rows of two.

'other than me and robed guy they look like the classic fantasy party, large handsome male warrior with a nice but worn longsword on his side wearing better armour than even the prince but it looks alot more beaten and lived'

Next to him is a female cleric in long multilayered white robes whit gold and silver trim, holding a staff in one hand and holding what im guessing is her holy symbol in the other hand

Walking behind them are the obvious theif and mage, the theif with dark leather armour knifes and blades strapped all over her body.

The mage in frilly deep blue and bright purple robes, he's walking with a nice staff taller than him and crystal floating on top slightly smaller than the queens.

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I stand up and fall in behind them with robed guy doing the same walking next to me.

I turn to him to see him investigating me he opens his and the sound "saludos amigo ¿sabes lo que estoy haciendo aquí y lo que estaba diciendo, por cierto heyzues"

It goes in my ear like that but as soon as it hits my brain it changes to "greetings freind do you know what i am doing here and what he was saying by the i am heyzues"

'GOD DAMMIT IT'S HIS NAME... but i know spanish well looks like all those bonuses going to the understanding stat do something'

(from now on everthing is in english because convenient)

"I've got only a tiny bit more information than you do... we are in some sort of game and we have to complete the quest the king gave us then you will probably go back to where you were if you being here has nothing to do with me which it shouldn't you were probably called here to help finish just this stage... i have no idea why, as for the quest we have to rescue a princess from some sort of demon king in a fortress through a teleportatin thing"

Every single word comes out spanish 'how did i even do that'

He nods through my entire speech and frowns at the part about the princess and demon and says " so we just raid the the place kill all the guards and slay the demon get the bitch then were done"

"Yeah pretty much... but stupid question can you turn water into tequila"

"Of course i can what kind of mexican jesus would i be if i couldn't"

"Good that should make this alot quicker"

As we finish talking we are ale led into a room with a large magic circle full of runes and scribbles, after a few seconds some of the rune and scribbles start to look like words nubers and symbols. 

The king gestures for us to stand in the circle, as we do the queen walks to the walks to the edge of the circle and starts chanting in some strange language that doesn't translate.

 As we all step into the circle it starts to give of light, as the queens chanting reaches a crescendo everthing starts to give of light then evrything goes blurry then the group of adventurers me and heyzues are standing on a cliff looking down at a large fort surounded by a high wall with dark huge rain clouds hovering over but they are only raining on the fort itself.

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