Im back and you know what time it is 'yes its time to assess the situation'

' Little girl... wait i should call her something else how about little miss god damn shiney, i mean i should have noticed it before but her entire existence is somehow shiny its kind of hurting my eyes but it feels like the shinines (is that a word...) is filling something above my head i know theres nothing there i can just feel it, its really creepy but i cant see it or touch it'

Lmgds is still on my shoulder going through my hairs one by one.

'Possibly creepier than the growing mass of invisible untouchable something floating above my head... no it's not'

Red and blue are walking in behind me as i look back. 

'I'll stick with red and blue for now or maybe blue trap i will think of better ones later'

I look back at the human and mr.perfect they've just finished there conversation and the human is walking towards me angrily. 

'This guy's not that short still smaller than me, hes wearing some sort of futurisctic plait mail, might be usefull'

As he walk he walks towards me he start yelling at me in multiple different languages one after the other.

I yell back "english"

He stops stunned, after a second he comes running up a smile on his face.

He stands really close taking a good look at me and says "english ENGLISH then are you from the glorious nation of america"

"No but i know of ameri-

He cut in "no you mean the glorious nation of america right"

"The planet i come from its just called america or the United States of America"

He's confused "the united states of America?  Hmm... so you must be from before the cataclysm"

"Cataclysm so it wasnt just spacial tranfer but also through time... shit"

"Well if your from the past i can tell you what happened to you country during the cataclysm but first" he becomes angry again

"what did you do in there everyones been pulled back and no one can enter anythin apart from rooms and training grounds"

I look down at him lmgds on my shoulder is trying make an angry face at him its fucking adorable.

"I have questions too i have no idea what happened in there i woke up she screamed i blacked out i woke up again in an even weirder place the im back agian theres a gate i go through it now im here and im from-"

I stop as i notice someone familiar walking up behind him being tailed by mr.perfect. 

As our eyes meet i shove the guy in front of me to the side and simultaneously we point at at other and yell "YOU!!!"

'Its the old guy from the white void and now i know why he was familiar, its the crazy old dude from down the street his dog wolf pet thing liked me so i walked it and looked after his crops in exchange he told me wierd stories and said he was teaching me magic but for some reason i had no mana but i should be able to hold in his word an imperial fucktonne, may seem like a wierd relationship that the police should be involved in but i met him at eighteen so all good'

I never knew what the hell his crops were but they were bright red and tasted like marshmallows and whenever we were talking and eating them time felt like it was proceding differently.

'He always said that said he was an infinitely reincarnating wizard now all the stories were ridiculous but i am actually starting to believe everything he told me even the one thing he maged to teach me i mean it was it usefull in it on way but it didn't seem to have any aditional benefits'

"Didnt you and your dog dissapear a year ago you never taught me stage two"

"What what what stage two you learn it yourself when yah git da manas"

"You said i couldnt git da manas until i could find something that can fill in your words thit guddam rudiculus manas hulder"

"Will whut da hells dus yah thunk dat guddam shiney ting on yah shuldur is tyrna du"

"So is the manas the invisible thing above my head"

"Yus bat dat dun matter right nows yuos is cumon wid us an tell me wut happund and i tells you sum"

I follow him back to his room? So i take a good look atound as we walk and talk.

'We are in a large hall there people and beings and things im not even sure could even be called beings, gnof guy is sitting on the ground with an look of confusion as to what we were talking about, now there are girls surrounding him he stands up hugging them rubbing there breast they all giggle as he does that, a harem seriously'

'There are people staring at our group but none will go anywhere near jeff, oh yeah old guy name is jeff pretty simple for an infinitely reincarnating wizard'

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(I dont know why i decided to make his voice like this but now im gonna cheat so yeah... )

You know what happened to me so this is what he tells and im qouting him here from as much as i understood

We are in "u guddam blods spurts wurld arenus" 

The creatures here all fight for "dah munnniiissseee unnd dah phat luutteess su dey cun git mor munnniiissseee unnd git freez

There are "u metric fucktonne oh gams unnd chulungus'

We leave the massive hall into a large corrider with doors every five feet, each door has different symbols or things like words some similar but none the same.

After about a minute of walking down the corridor he stops and walks to a room with the name jeff on it, he opens the door and beckons me to come inside.

I turn around and red and blue are following me closely looking around with a sense of wonder.

I turn back to jeff ask gesture to the two behind me he nods so i clap my hands to get there attention and beckon them to follow me.

We all walk into the room while mr.perfect wanders off somewhere else.

'Plain almost empty stone room about 25by25 feet with a plain wooden table and four chairs and a old wood d on the other side of the room... jeff is normaly way fancier'

i sigh and gesture for the two to sit down and take a seat when they do i then take one between them.

I look at the old man across from me "so i some what get what is going on here... but whats with the girl she seems to understand me but can only speak what sounds like latin"

"Latun latun didn i teuch yah guddam latun"

"No you only taught me the first step witch you called "thunkun dah tru wuds" it made me think in a different language that no one's heard befor it makes me think about strange things differently but thats not the point whats with the kid"

"Hur ude dis pit ut un dah ech ers"

He pulls out two small white spheres tosses them i catch one and she catches the other.

I put it against my ear and it just sunk into the skin and disappeared i look over and she does the same thing and the same thing happens. 

I look at her she looks at me I look at her she looks at me I look at her she looks at me I look at her she looks at me I look at her she looks at me.

'Hi'

I hear it in my head but she makes no noise.

I think back 'hi'

'Oh you can understand me finally do have any idea whats going here i was flying then i was falling then i was in there and then i saw you and then-

The transmission is cut of as the door bangs open and there is mr.perfect "teacher challenges back open"

'Ok now harem guy shouldnt be mad most of them looked normal but I'm pretty sure i couldnt fight them off if they swarmed me, wait something feels off'

I look around and quickly notice that the two are are gone and so is lmgds.

And there in front of me is a floating semi transperant screen.

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                  Congrangulations on your defeat of

                                     The Devourer

               You have been selected for a bonus game

                 Those things precious to you in a way 

                You do not understand have been taken

                Upon completion of each stage you may

                Be Able to find a part of what was taken

               Upon total completion of the bonust game

               You will be elligable for one sixth tier item

               You will be transported to the bonus game

                 20 seconds after reading this message

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"Oh shit old man i got dah manas what stage two and three"

"Dats esy stag too is usin littl of yah manas tah taks mans frum all dah tings"

"Stag tres iz tah mak dere magiks yur magiks"

"Stag fur izs tah-

Timer reached zero everything goes grey.

'Thats it im stabbing whoever is doing these trasitions'

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*clears throat* assassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassaassassassassassassassassassassassassarse